She's a Pony, He's a Human

by Lucky Seven

Chapter 8

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She’s A Pony, He’s A Human

Chapter 8

Written by Seven81493

Edited by Biker_Dash

Before Andrew could react, Twilight pushed her lips to his and forced her tongue into his mouth, causing him to freak out. Twilight’s magic held him in place though, and he was forced to deal with her kissing. Needless to say, he was horrified. But after a few seconds, she pulled back. Just as he was about to berate her for doing something like that though, she began tearing up, and threw her head onto his shoulder and began crying.

“D-don’t hate me...”

He didn’t know why, but the next thing Andrew knew, he was rubbing the mare’s back to comfort her. “Twilight, I don’t hate you. I’m pissed beyond belief, but I don’t hate you.”

“B-but I—”

“Took advantage of me? Yeah, but you seem more upset about it than I do. Now tell me, what’s up?”

“I’m...” Twilight began, but trailed off, embarrassed beyond belief. She wasn’t sure how Andrew would react to her needing to have... that. Obviously she wasn’t going to force him to, because it was beyond clear that he didn’t want to do something like that with her.

“Twilight, I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself.”

“I’m in heat...”

Andrew was confused. She was in heat? What did that even—

Oh! She means that she—

“Oh...”

This wasn’t good. That meant the she needed sex, and he definitely wasn’t going to do that with her. Not that he thought she expected him to. With this kind of reaction, there was no question that she had no way to get... release.

“Twilight, it’s fine. I understand that it’s hard for you to control yourself, but try to for me, okay?”

“But I've never even... you know...”

Realization struck Andrew like a brick to the head. She wasn’t looking for anything to have sex with, she was just lonely. God knows he knew how that felt, having never held a relationship for more than 6 months. And that hadn’t ended well, either. Then again, not many relationships ended “well”.

“That doesn’t matter, Twilight. I never have either. Just don’t let your friends bother you about it.”

“But Rarity and Rainbow Dash always bring it up...” Twilight moaned into his shoulder, tears still dampening it.

“Twilight, how old are you?”

“W-why does that matter?”

“Trust me,” Andrew said, still rubbing her back, “it matters.”

“I’m s-seventeen,” she muttered out, sounding embarrassed at doing so.

“Twilight, that’s way too young to be doing those kinds of things. How old are Rainbow Dash and Rarity?”

“Well, Rainbow is sixteen and—”

“SIXTEEN?!” Andrew practically screamed, making Twilight cover her ears, “She’s sixteen and already sexually active?!”

“T-that’s bad?” asked Twilight, raising her head to look into his eyes.

“Twilight, she’s not even a full adult yet,” Andrew began before coming to a realization. “Wait, when are you considered an adult in Equestria?”

“Once you turn sixteen, you can start drinking, so I’d say sixteen.”

“So she is an adult. But even then, she started too early. You’re supposed to share your first time with someone you love with all your heart.”

“But what if I never find that love?”

“Come on, Twilight,” Andrew said, finally believing everything Luna had told him about the mare, “you don’t need to think like that.”

“But I’ve never even been in a relationship! I haven’t even had a stallion tell me he thought I was pretty...”

Andrew let out a sigh. This mare certainly was difficult.

Just like the women back on Ear

His thoughts halted just as quickly as they had begun. From what Andrew knew, the mares here acted just like the girls on Earth. And Twilight was the typical nerdy girl. Very insecure about herself, and unwilling to admit that she was good looking.

“I’ll be the first one, then.”

“W-what do you mean?” Twilight asked through her sniffles.

“Twilight, for a pony you’re very pretty, if that means anything.”

This, of course, got a smile out of the mare. After a few seconds, she finally had the confidence to ask him a question, a huge grin on her face as she did so. “You think I’m pretty?”

“Don’t go telling everyone, but yeah. Actually, I need to tell you why Luna brought me here.”

“W-why’s that?” Twilight asked, suddenly consumed by worry for her newest friend.

“She, uh, she brought me here to be with someone,” he began, unsure of how to tell Twilight Luna had brought him here so they’d fall in love at first sight. Of course, he wasn’t going to just start making out with some girl he had never met. Let alone one of another species. Maybe he could ask her on some sort of mock date. A way to figure out what he was feeling.

“She brought me here to be with you,” he quickly spat out before looking away, a blush coming to his face. Twilight fell victim to the same red hue adorning her cheeks, but she was determined to talk to Andrew.

“She brought you here to... be with me?”

“Y-yes,” Andrew stuttered out, hardly believing that he trusted her enough to tell her already. But after a few seconds, he let out a sigh.

Twilight could tell something was on his mind, and cocked her head in confusion. “What is it, Andrew?”

Andrew’s mind betrayed him, however, and the next word that came out of his mouth was “Nothing.”

“O-okay then,” Twilight stuttered out, confused as to why Andrew had suddenly decided to keep his lips sealed. He was definitely hiding something from her.

As Andrew mentally berated himself, he heard Twilight say his name. Cocking his head towards her, he gestured for her to say what she wanted to.

“T-thank you.”

“For what?” he asked, confusion filling his voice.

“For calling me pretty. Nopony has ever called me that before, so it means a lot coming from somepony as different as you.”

He let out a hearty laugh at that before getting up and beginning to put on clothes over his boxers. “Why don’t we have some breakfast, Twilight? Maybe you can tell me more about your friends.”

“I think I’d like that,” replied Twilight, a smile adorning her features.

And so, when Andrew was done getting dressed, the two walked and trotted downstairs respectively, ready to start the day off.


Twilight set down a tray of food in front of Andrew before taking a seat opposite him. He looked down at the food that she had prepared. Just a simple breakfast. Eggs, toast, and some orange juice.

“Thank you, Twilight,” he said with a smile before digging into his eggs hungrily. It felt like he hadn’t eaten in weeks.

“Are eggs okay?” Twilight questioned Andrew, hopeful that he had the same tastes as ponies.

“ These eggs are fantastic. Where’d you learn to make them so well?”

“Back when I lived in Canterlot, Princess Celestia taught me and Spike how to cook for ourselves. Of course, since he’s my number one assistant, he always ended up doing the cooking. Doesn’t mean I forgot how to make them, though.”

By the time Twilight had finished her little story, Andrew had already chowed down on all of his eggs, and was halfway through his toast. The whole display made Twilight giggle a little, and Andrew laughed embarrassedly before downing half of his orange juice in one enormous gulp. Going back to his toast just seconds later, he engulfed it within seconds before going right back to his OJ, gulping down the rest of it in an instant.

As he wiped his face off with a napkin, Twilight stared slack jawed at him, astonished that any one creature could eat a meal that fast. Discord himself would be hard-pressed to match such a feat. But she shook herself to get rid of the shock, and pointed at the front door of the house.

“Since you’re already done, and I don’t know how, maybe you could go to Rarity’s boutique and get fitted for some clothes.”

“Can you tell me where to go? I don’t think these ponies would like a big, scary human wandering around town for hours not knowing where he’s going,” he joked.

“J-just turn left when you leave and take a right when you reach the end of the market. You should see a bridge, just cross that and you should see it.”

Andrew said his thanks and got up, putting his dishes in the sink. After doing so, he opened the door to the library and walked outside, ready for the journey to Rarity’s boutique.

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