The Epic Story (Revised)

                                               New Moscow airbase, Equestria

         Comrade General, our forces are reporting heavy losses, a private informed Ptrankativich. Ptrankativich sighed. How is it possible that the Russian army is being beaten by Ponies! Ptrankativich exclaimed. I do not know said the Private. I want three Hinds combat ready and off the ground in five minutes! Ordered Ptrankativich. Yes, Comrade General the private saluted, and walked towards the command center. As my mentor Andropov used to say, If you want something done do it yourself said Ptrankativich to himself, as he walked towards the Hinds waiting on the airstrip.