The Epic Story (Revised)

The sun temple Equestria

            Lance used his magic to rise fifty feet in the air, then he began to speak in perfect Russian, soldiers of the Red army, you have fought gallantly, but you are fighting for an evil, and corrupt government. The Russian soldier raised their rifles to fire. I wouldn’t recommend that course of action Lance said. Shoot that Fascist dog, he spreads lies about our motherland ordered, a political officer. Very well, said Lance have it your way. The ground began to shake, and the Russian soldiers saw a massive forty five foot tall wall of water rushing their way. Run Comrades! Cried a Russian sergeant. The entire Russian army began to run, but the water was coming too fast, the water wiped out the temple, destroyed the Hip helicopter which was taking off, and completely destroyed the fleeing Russian troops. The wave, destroyed tanks, like they were made of paper, and destroyed every Russian soldier or machine, with in a one kilometer radius of the temple.  Lance then teleported over to Twilight and the others. What about the gold? Asked Church. I'm sorry Lance said, but some sacrifices had to be made. Well this is just great, now how am I gonna pay those Crisps asked Church. It’s gonna be alright said Applejack. We did win said Frank, as the door of a ZiL truck floated by. Not yet said Rainbow Dash, as the familiar sound of helicopter blades filled the air. No problem said Cowboy, Lance can just use  his unicorn magic on them. No I can't said Lance defeated. Why no? Asked Frank. Doing spells is exhausting replied Lance, and if a unicorn performs magic for two long, it will kill them said Lance. Well you do realize that we all out of bullets, Cowboy said. Then three Hind-E helicopters crested over hill. The Hind flew up to them and landed. About thirty armed Spentaz and Ptrankativich stepped out of the Hinds. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO SUFFER! Cried Ptrankativich. You may kill us, but you've already lost, the golds gone. Said Frank. Silly capitalist dog, you think this was about the gold, it was not. It’s was about him Ptrankativich said, pointing to Lance. What? Asked Lance. You see, we have been able to decipher Equestrian enough to know that Lance has great power, my motherland wishes to be the owner of that power. As for the rest of you, you shall be shot. Ptrankativich said. Wait, Lance said, I'll go without a fight as long as they aren’t harmed. Very well Ptrankativich said. The Spentaz started back towards theirs Hinds. However two Spentaz ran up to Twilight, put a burlap sack over her head, and threw her onto Ptrankativich's Hind. She is protection, Ptrankativich explained, if you follow us, she dies. Ptrankativich climbed into

his Hind. Two Spentaz  hand cuffed Lance, and threw him next to Twilight. Ao Cbnaahna Ptrankativich said as his hind departed. NO! Cried Applejack. I was wrong Frank said, we lost.