The Epic Story (Revised)

Rubber raider dinghy, off the coast of Brazil

Twilight eyes fluttered open, and she sat up .Steady there a seaman said, gripping Twilights front right hoof. You will be alright, he added. Major, she's okay. We thought we lost you for a moment there Frank said, as he walked over to Twilight. Lance also walked over to Twilight. Did we win? Twilight asked. Look for yourself, Lance said. As he helped Twilight up. As Twilight began to glance around, all she could see was a massive wall of U.S. Navy ships. The all too familiar sound of jets and helicopters dround out any other sound. Twilight noticed U.S. Navy divers jumping into the water, to recover the remains of the Moldova. Suddenly a Seahawk helicopter flew up to and hovered next to the dinghy. I can't send you anywhere without you starting world war three? Can I Frank General Rose shouted from aboard the Seahawk. I guess not sir, Frank responded, as he climbed aboard the Seahawk, followed by Cowboy, Church, and the ponies. The Seahawk, took off heading for the Ronald Reagan. You've done a great debt, General Rose said. How can we ever repay you? Well, a ton of cash would be nice, Church said. Rarity poked Church with her horn. What? Church asked. No payment is necessary general, we do are service free of charge, Twilight said. Well, they do their service free of charge, but I charge ten grand by the hour Church said. General Rose let out a quick laugh. The Seahawk then touched down on the deck of the Ronald Reagan. If you would be as so kind to follow me, General Rose said. The ponies and men followed General Rose into the Ronald Reagans bridge. You must be Twilight Sparkle Admiral Chairwood said. In the flesh, Twilight said. Oh, sweat Jesus, you've been shot Chairwood said, pointing to Twilights bandged wound. Yeah, it hurts pretty bad, Twilight responded. Ensign! Chairwood cried. Yes sir, a salier reported. Get misses Twilight Sparkle to the sick right this instant. Yes sir. The sailer replied. Ma'am if you'll be as so kind to follow me, I can lead you to sick bay. Wait, Twilight said. What is it? Asked Chairwood. What happens now that Ptrankativich has been defeated. Well, once you come out of surgey, you and your ponies will be flown by helicopter back to Ponyville. Applejack, Cowboy said. What is it Sugarcube? Applejack replied. I was hoping to stay with you, you see some men in Texas are holding my sister and Ranch hostage, if I go back, they'll kill her. So I was hoping to stay at sweet apple achers until I can figure out a plan to take my ranch back. Sugarcube, there will always be a place on my farm for you Applejack replied. I can't thank you enought, Cowboy said. I'm gonna stay in Equestria too, Church said. Well, you go ahead, Frank said. Oh, Frank you been reinstated at your former rank of Major, general Rose said . Thank you sir, Frank replied. I thought I'd say it sir, but I'm actually ready to go back to Afganstan, Frank said. Well, your not, General Rose said.  Excuse me sir? Frank said. Well, now that everyone and his buddy knows about Equestria we need you to stay in Ponyville, to insure the safety of the town. Yes sir, Frank replied as he started to cry. Look at that, Frank's so happy to stay, he's crying, Pinkie Pie said. Ain't that a sight Applejack said.