The Epic Story (Revised)

Moscow, Russian Federation

Comrade President, the Moldova has been sunk off the coast of Brazil, an aid informed Putin. Is Ptrankativich alright, Putin asked. No, we have reason to believe that Comrade Ptrankativich is dead. Putin stood up and pushed his chair in. Then these little ponies have left me no other option, we stall unleash our nuclear missles against Equestria, Putin said. Comrade President, are you sure you wish to take this course of action? Putin's Aid asked. Of course! These imperial dogs shall not live to see the light of another day! Yes, comrade President, the aid said, as he turned and walked out the door. The aid, opened the door to Putin's office, walked out and shut the door behind him. Comrade Docotivich, Putin is going to nuke Equestria. Do not send the order, Docotvich said. I'll reason with the President. Yes Comrade Docotivich, the aid said as he walked away. Docotivich sided, put on his hat, and walked into Putin's office. Comrade Docotivich! Putin greated warmly. Comrade President, I have heard some very unnerving news, Doctovich coldely said. What might this news be? Putin asked. I hear that you plan to create a nuclear war with Equestria, is this true? Docotivich asked. Yes, it is true Putin responded. I strongly recommend that you rethink that course of action. No, Putin replied. Well, then you leave me with no option, Docotivich said. What are you going to do? Putin asked. Eat lunch with you, Docotovitich replied. Sounds like a fair punishsment, Putin said laughing. Two aids approched Putin and Docotivich and put a silver platter with roasted goose in front of each of them. An aid began to pour a glass of wine, but Docotivich interuped. I have brought vodka to keep us warm in the cold. Very good! Putin said, please pour me a glass. Of course comrade President, Doctovich said as he poured Putin and himself a glass. Putin immedatly drank his vodka. Docotivich reached for his glass and pretended to accidently knock over the glass. Clumsy, me he said as he picked up a towl and cleaned up the spilt vodka. So why do you want me to call off the nuclear strike off? Putin questioned. Well comrade president, I would perfer to tell only you alone, Doctovich said. Of course my friend Putin responded, please leave us. The aids all left the room. So why? Because, Doctovich said many years ago I served with the Equestrian Shining Armor? I promised him that I would not allow Equestria to fall. Well clearly, you will have broken your promise Putin said. It is hot in here? Yes, Putin said for he was sweating heavily. Putin then removed his shirt. No, Docotivich said you must die to prevent Equstria's demise, so I poisned your Vodka. You are now going into cardiac arrest. You will soon be dead. You...are...a....traitor. Putin stammered, as he staggered up against his desk. Do not worry, I will reform the Soviet Union, I promise, Docotvich said. Putin then fell to the ground dead. Docotivich ran to the door and opened it. Comrades come quick! Docotivich cried. What is wrong? An aid asked. Putin is having a heart attack! Docotivich said. Oh, sweet Stalin! An aid cried. Call a doctor. Docotivich began to walk down the hall, when an aid ran up to him. Comrade Docotivich! The aid called. What is it? Docotivich asked. Princess Celestia is here to meet with Putin. What? Docotivich said, well who's next in line? You are, replied the aid. Docotivich walked back to the office. As he sat down in his new desk, he saw a group of aids putting Putins body in a black body bag. An aid walked over to his desk and asked, what is our first order of buisness Comrade President? We are no longer the Russian Federation, we are agin the Soviet Union. Yes Comrade Premier, the aid responded. He soon returned caring a hammer and sickle flag, which he used to replace the Russian Federation flag behind Docotivich's desk. Then the aid held open the door to the office. Princess Celestia, of Equestria, the aid announced, then walked out. Docotivich where's Putin! Celestia demanded. He's dead, he was going to launch a nuclear strike on Equestria, I had to prevent him from doing so. So your still on our side? Celestia said. Of course, Doctovich. All Soviet troops will pull off of Equestria to the region we purchased from Brazil, Doctovich said. Very well Docotovich. I wish for you to annouance Equestria's Exzistance to the world. Okay Celestia said, but from where shall I broadcast from, this very office, Docotivich said. Thirty minutes later Docotovich's office was all ready to transmit. Please sit at my desk Docotovich said. Thank you Celestia said. She then proceded to sit down and the cameras began to roll. To all of the people of the world, I wish to extend an offer of peace. I am Princess Celestia, Co-ruler of Equestria. My ponies only wish the well being of you and your loved ones, and to be treated as equals. We have long hid from the prying eyes of humanity, but no longer. I do applojise, but I was hiding my subjects from the rest of the world for their safety. For we believed that humanity was a brutal war like race. However, I have discovered that this could not be more false. The acts of kindness and genrosity, I have witnessed have amazed me. I have also seen act of evil and injustice, however the extent of your love has far outweight these act, I hope to build a long lasting relationship with humanity, and for my subjects to be excepted by your culture, thank you. Celestia bowed, and the crew finished filming. Now we see what the world does, Celestia said. I hope they do not fear us. Oh, no you shall be excepted, I know this for a fact, Docotovich said smiling.