Ch.1 Animal Crossing

Chapter 1

It was a perfect day not unlike any other, as the sun brightly shun upon Ponyville Library, as large whacking noises were slowly emitting. It was spike, wanking off furiously yet again to another picture of Rarity.

“Ohhhhhhhhh....fuck fuck fuck.” said Spike pleasurably. His butt plug was becoming slowly looser and looser until the point of it falling out. When the gyration became too much, the butt plug fell out finally revealing itself from the crevices of the little dragon's purple ass cheeks. “That's one for the history books” said Spike. Spike then proceeded to shove the butt plug down the narrow shaft of his genitalia.

Twilight soon awoke, her purple and pink glorious mane clearly shuffled from just getting out of bed. “Were you fapping to that Rarity pillow again Spike?” said Twilight Sparkle who clearly was not amused.

“I was doing no such thing” said Spike. “Then why do I see your 'secret' butt plug sticking out of your tiny penis then?” Spike looked down and said nothing for he knew there was nothing to say.

Today was Thursday, there are many like it but this one is special. Luna is holding a disclosed purpose festival in the middle of Ponyville for some strange reason. While Twilight was getting prepared for the festival, suddenly a steroid induced bi-pedal Fluttershy broke through her wall.

“FLUTTER WANT ASS!” she shouted and proceeded to lift Twilight by the tail revealing her tight bunghole. She tried to stick her enormous newly found genitalia into Twilight's tight ass but it simply could not fit. “IF IT DOESNT FIT, NEVER QUIT!” yelled Roidshy at the top of her lungs.

Soon the large genitalia slowly found it's way into her asshole, which in turn made Twilight scream in both pain and pleasure as Roidshy proceeded to thrust her hips back and forth furiously into Twilight with ease.

Then, for some strange reason, Jim Dale entered the room. He was a bulbous man, with one hand firmly grasped on his dick, it was evident that he was laughing while jerking himself off. All of a sudden his genitalia turned into a chest burster from the first Alien movie and ate Roidshy in one large bite. "Good job Dirty." said Jim Dale as he petted his mutated love shaft. He than proceeded to fuck Twilight with his right hand, and Spike with his left.

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Meanwhile, in Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie was being extremely annoying. "Have you ever wondered why black people are black? It's soooooooooooooo weird, and have you ever noticed that some apples are red but others are green? I think we should purge the green apples from this world for there insolence." She drifted on for hours rambling anything that came to her mind towards Rainbow Dash who was sitting on the couch whacking off too pictures of SCP-087.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie became extremely horny and began to shove fresh coconuts up Rainbows Dash's flesh flaps. "You call that pleasuring me?" Rainbow Dash than proceeded to shove a Palm Tree up into Pinkie Pie through her lower lips.

Pinkie Pie screamed with pleasure and pain, mostly just pleasure though, because she was fucking sick. Pinkie Pie than started to recite the 'Cupcakes' fanfiction to herself, because it made her extremely horny while she was fucking Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash proceeded to remove a Rhinosoraus from her bung hole and began to suck it's enormous herbivore pleasure stick. Some facts about Rhinosorauses are that they cause more deaths world wide than both tigers and lions combined. They are some of the most aggressive herbivores on the planet and mark there territory by literally shitting everywhere. Rainbow Dash swallowed enormous piles of cum.

Scootaloo slowly slid out of the Rhinosorus's asshole. "Can I come out yet master?" "Get your ass back in there and start moving the sofa!" replied Rainbow Dash to Scootaloo. Scootaloo complied, only because it was a really nice sofa. Pinkie eventually got bored and went to make fuckcakes with the left over semen from the Rhino. Bored herself, Rainbow Dash receeded into her own gaping shit hole.

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In an undisclosed location (Sweet Apple Acres) Apple Jack was committing incest with her brother and sister Big Mac and Applebloom respectivly. Big Mac was DPing Applejack furiously, as a heated scream escaped her mouth. She was enjoying herself quite a bit, while Applebloom was shoving herself in and out (Like literally her whole body, shit's the weirdest) of Big Mac's tight anal cavities. It was then, that Applebloom finally got her cutiemark, it was a picture of a butt plugg in Big Macintosh.

"AH FINAHRY GOT MAH CUTIE MARK BIG MAC!" "SHUT UP NIGGERDICK!" yelled Big Mac at Applebloom as he sped up causing her to shake more violently, which distorted her voice.

Applejack started to shove anal beads made of apple into her shitter, which turned her on even more. "I love apples so fucking much!" screamed Applejack and than Big Mac falcoln punched her to shut her up.

There was a broom in the barn they were in that came to life ala Disney's Fantasia (complete with buckets of cum), it then threw the buckets of cum onto the incesting threesome and proceeded to bitchslap all of them. The three of them soon became the broom's prostitutes and started a successful prostitution business under the name of "Sweeper's Shit". Applebloom also bought an alligator.

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Rarities botique was as boring as ever. She was once again fucking her boyfriend Tom while Sweetie Belle was forced to watch. "I am still confused on the constitution of having intimate relations with a boulder sister Rarity." said Sweetie Belle in a robotic voice (Yeah I'm going with that).

"IT'S NOT A BOULDER!" yelled Rarity. "It's a rock." "Error, please input reference information in my brain drive." replied Sweetie Belle. "You wouldn't understand you dumb hooker, now go get me my drilldo, my vagina isn't going to pound itself."

Sweetie Belle complied and brought her the drilldo, but not before lathering it with piles of antibacterial soup (that shit apparently stings when put into a vagina, who would've guessed). She inserted the Drilldo into her sister, which caused Rarity to scream in agony, there was also super glue so she couldn't take it out.

Then out of nowhere, Optimus Prime blew open Rarity's roof. "Sw33tie B0t, the autobots need you once more." said Optimus Prime in his badass voice. "You must come with me to Cybertron.." "At once commander!" Sw33tie B0t jumped into Optimus Prime's hand leaving Rarity to be perpetually fucked by the sabotaged drilldo as they flew off into the distance. A bucket of cum than fell from the sky and landed on Rarity.

Author's Note

This story was made as a joke and I would love to know what everyone thinks about it. There are more chapters on the way but it may take time because I only write in my free time when i'm at the point of complete boredom. Also please don't leave comments about grammer, because as I said this story is a joke and is for fun and I really don't care about the grammer.