To Love A Six

Chapter Four: Perfect Performance

Just like two days earlier when you were in your bed at Fluttershy's cottage it was quiet as you got up. The only true sound was of you hitting the wooden floor below with your feet. You let out a loud sigh as you knew what you had to do today after Rarity would get done with her performance at the fashion show.

Scratching your head and looking down you witnessed your folded jeans from yesterday on the floor gone and replaced by red colored jeans and green t-shirt along with a ticket.

You paused for a second on where these clothes could have come from, but then you remembered that Fluttershy had Rarity customly make these for you two days ago before you first slept with her. Leaning over the bed and picking up the ticket it read in small print

"Admission One: Canterlot Fashion Competition

Hosted by: Fleur De Lis

Location: Canterlot Fashion Dome

Time: 12:02pm

Seat: 25, Row: 3"

"Aw shit!"

You said under your breath. In haste you jumped up and set down the ticket on the pink bed of yours. You then took off your white t-shirt tossing it on the bed and started to put on the new clothes from the floor.

You knew it was day time, but had no idea what time it truly was as Fluttershy didn't have a clock whatsoever in your upstairs room. The red jeans and green t-shirt had a similar fit to your previous clothes. You hurried downstairs and out the door after grabbing the ticket off the bed and shoving it into your right pocket of the jeans.

The moment you opened up the wooden door of Fluttershy's cottage and exited you were hit by the bright afternoon sunlight that shined from the sky above. You raised your hand blocking out the sun but it didn’t stop the sun from smothering you continuously with its heat as you continued to walk away from the door.

Then without warning a puff of grey smoke spiraled out from below you into the air causing you to jump out of fear, your heart accelerating as you had no idea what was going on. The smoke continued to spiral till it created a tall ghastly figure, then with a poof the smoke hit your eyes blinding you with slight pain.

"The hell?"

You said putting your hands up to your eyes rubbing them out of the pain coming from them caused by the grey smoke that whisked into your face. A large clap then sounded from in front of you and you started to have that uneasy feeling like last night when you were coming to Fluttershy's cottage.

"What, I didn't use a lot of spices in that smoke, so quit that whining."

A British voice said to you mockingly from above your head; that uneasy feeling you had was right as it was Discord. You then continued to rub your eyes which were starting to water. As you removed your hands from your tear-pouring eyes, you got a good look at Discord for the first time; he matched the very description Fluttershy told you so many times before.

He had the face of a pony, a deer antler on the right, and a blue goat horn on the left side of his head. One long fang and yellow eyes with different-sized pupils that were red, a large snake tongue and goat beard along with a white bushy eyebrows.

His right arm was of a lion paw, and the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard, and the left leg of a goat. In addition on his back there were wings with the right being that of a black bat, and the left of a blue pegasus. He had horse mane and a dragon-like snake tail with a white tail tuft. The shape of his body resembled that of a snake.

"What do you want?"

You asked him angrily as he was holding you up from getting to Rarity's fashion show in Canterlot, although it was kind of relief for you because it saved you for a few more seconds from heart break from telling three of your closest friends that you cheated on them with their closest friends. He simply smiled at you as the burning sensation in your eyes disappeared and you looked at him.

Quickly he snapped his hands and disappeared from in front of you with a clack sound. You gazed around Fluttershy's cottage looking for him, but all you could see was nothing more than the flowers that were upside down from last night perfectly placed by Discord, and the hot sun high in the air.

"Why does every being think I want something when I-. Oh who I'm kidding you're too smart for me and I'll cut to the chase. I want to help you out of your predicament."

Discord said with a weird twisted voice that echoed in the air around you as he was nowhere to be seen.

"Why?"

You asked talking to nothing but the air hot from the sun around you. You waited a while for a response as the eerie feeling of Discord’s presence faded from your area.

"Because I'm a semi-changed draconequus for two years now, and I just think doing this will help a lot."

Discord said in a taunting voice reappearing in front of you with a cup of water in his eagle hand. He then drunk the water from the cup and snapped his fingers making it disappear as you looked at him.

"So what can I do to help?"

He asked with a smile on his face which wasn't very pleasant for you. You shook your head no at him not wanting any of his help whatsoever, and started walking past him and away from Fluttershy's cottage heading to Canterlot and the fashion show you were probably late for.

"Going to that fashion show? Here, let me help since teleporting is a lot faster than spending hours walking there."

Discord said in a happy tone to you. You turned to say something to him, but the world around you shifted and you found yourself looking at a mint-green unicorn mare with light blue mane and orange colored eyes whose cutie mark was a golden harp. You took a second to look at the mare and then at the area around you.

The amazingly clean air, the hot sun being blocked out by buildings size of skyscrapers packed together all with solid white coloring and few having colored signs and beautiful white and gold castle in the distance, yep you were in Canterlot.

"Um...Thank you Discord."

You said under your breathe not knowing if he was somewhere listening to you or not. You then reached into your pocket pulling out the ticket and reread the time and location the fashion shows starts at. Looking behind you turn to the unicorn mare who was just standing there looking at you with her eyes widened in amazement.

"Excuse me Ms, but do you know where the Fashion Dome is from here?"

You asked her as she just stood looking at you. She nodded her mint-green head yes and raised her left hoof pointing to the left. You cocked your head left to see a large white crosswalk with a lot of white buildings and in the distance a large black glass dome with flashing lights on the inside which was almost impossible not to notice. You then turned to the mint-green pony and opened your mouth to say to her

"Thank you."

In a sincere voice and started jogging away from her as she just sat with her eyes still widened in amazement.

"That is a weird pony."

You thought to yourself as you crossed the crosswalk and headed towards the fashion dome in a hurry.

* * *

Making it to the outside of the dome in the hot heat was easy, but afterwords you were faced with a mile long line of ponies who were there to purchase late tickets. But considering you've already had a per-bought ticket you simply walked past the line and the ticket booth and went inside the dome.

Making it to the outside of the dome in the hot heat was easy, but afterwards you were faced with a mile long line of ponies who were there to purchase late tickets. But considering you've already had a per-bought ticket, you simply walked past the line and the ticket booth and went inside the dome.

Making it inside you passed the ticket collector, a nice grey stallion who instructed you on how to get into your 3rd row seat away from the stage. Following his instructions down to the point you eventually found your seat and a row with 5 other empty black seats to the right of you.

Sitting down you started to notice how big the dome truly was, going from the center of the stage expanding outwards in a large bowl, and how the black glass ceilings reflected lights coming off the catwalk. In front of the catwalk there were three golden seats.

In one of the seats was a fancy-dressed stallion with a top hat, monocle, and a suit, on the one in the right was a beautiful white unicorn mare with a long pink mane, and the one on the far left was a young blue colt pegasus with black hair. You sat for about 20 minutes about to fall asleep waiting for the fashion show to start and the rows of seats in dome becoming completely full except the other five seats to the right of you.

You paused and wonder if the rest of them were going to show up to Rarity's competition at all, but then you started to feel the tap of something sharp on your right shoulder.

You cocked your head to see Discord lying down on all five seats as if it was a couch, glaring at you with a smile on his face. You groaned at the fact that Discord was here. The competition was going to begin soon with the three fancy-dressed ponies readying their pencils and paper.

"Oh what's wrong? I thought you would be happy that I'm helping you with your predicament."

Discord said in a low tone as every pony around in their seated isles stared at you and him in awe. You shook your head "yes" at him, which made him smile & open his mouth to say something about your little situation. You then stared to ignore Discord a little bit as he was talking about your predicament even louder as you kept ignoring him till you opened your mouth to say something to him.

"Yeah you did help me in my predicament by teleporting me and I'm glad that you did. But I don't need your help cause I'm going to tell Fluttershy, Applejack & Rainbow Dash after Rarity gets done."

YYou responded to him in a low tone to make sure no other ponies who were paying attention to your conversation would listen in on what you were saying. Discord smiled at you with an unpleasant look in his eyes.

"Yes about Fluttershy, Applejack & Rainbow Dash along with Twilight and Spike they won't be attending this show because a little incident happening in the Crystal Empire. It's sorta not of my doing, but it's still good in a way."

Discord said to you with a cocky voice. You stared into his red eyes and pondered what he meant by a "little incident." and "sorta not of my doing." as you couldn't tell if he was lying or not, but the crowd from inside the entire dome roared loudly behind you as the competition was starting which threw you off your train of thought..

Looking at the catwalk there were no mares walking out yet, but all the ponies around you continued to cheer as a beautiful white coated, long pink-maned mare in one of the gold seats stood up. The black glass ceilings above shifted and started to show a live stream of the mare in one picture frame.

"Welcome, beautiful gentle mares and stallions. We the judges would all like to welcome you to the first ever Canterlot Fashion Dome Competition. We thank you for your attendance. We will now begin our show."

The white unicorn mare said in a soothing voice and took her seat again. The show was really quite fascinating to you as the judges started to introduce more and more mares within the show, all of them wearing their self-crafted clothing's for each of three different categories of clothing.

It was about 235 contestants in before Rarity even got to walk on the catwalk. The first ever category she would have to do was being a magician, during which she walked out wearing a purple cloak, beautiful orange necklace and a cute ruby shoes; according to the judges she scored a perfect 10.

The second category she would have to do was being a princess and she went with an all sapphire blue ball dress which made her amazingly stunning as you looked at her, but to the judges she scored a 7, 8, and a 9 in an ascending order which you couldn't believe.

The final category Rarity would have to come out in was being dressed as a fierce warrior. A loud yawn then filled your entire right ear as you turned looking at Discord with his face right next to yours and red eyes completely focused on you.

"A fierce warrior? Rarity can't be a fierce warrior without going through some mud, and crying after a fierce tragedy like real warriors do."

He said to you in a low whisper. You paused at his comment for a second thinking about what he just said as Rarity came walking out wearing a skimpy fur barbarian outfit around her lower body.

Your mouth dropped when you looked at her. She was absolutely adorable, her long curly purple mane dropping down and being curled at the bottom almost resembling Cadence’s mane style. The crowd roared loudly as Rarity approached the end of the catwalk, slowly showing off her beauty.

"All this roaring is making the suspense of my next actions kill me."

Discord said into your ear. You turned to him having no idea what he was talking about, but he already disappeared from the five seats he was lying on. You turned your focus to Rarity who was now at the end of the catwalk and about to do her turn with the judges writing down her score.

And in that moment for a brief second you were able to catch a look of sadness in Rarity's eyes as none of her other friends showed up to her competition but you. Then without a warning a loud clang hit the ceiling above, and quickly looking up you saw a strange brown liquid come down and landing on Rarity and her outfit just as each of the judges held out a perfect score of 10.

The entire dome fell quiet as you and all the ponies that attended the competition stared at Rarity covered in brown liquid. For a second you thought that it was feces, but as the smell of it spread you recognized it was swamp mud.

Then Rarity covered in mud paused with all of her mane dripping with mud and her blue eyes started to water. Laughter soon erupted from behind you, and the judges started to laugh as well except for Fleur De Lis who was looking at Rarity with sadness in her eyes as if she had been there before.

You then got up off your seat to at least go escort Rarity off the catwalk as she was your friend, but she simply turned her head to you and darted off the catwalk crying with tears running down her face while all the other ponies in the dome laughed.

You quickly ran out of the isle trying to catch up with Rarity telling her to wait for you as all the other ponies looked at you while laughing as you left the main area of the competition. Going out the hallway it was easy to track down Rarity's path away as she left a large path of mud trails out.

You came near the entrance of the female bathrooms which made you kinda blush sense you knew you couldn't go in there, but luckily the mud trail actually lead into a medium-sized janitor closet with a creaked brown door. You could hear sobbing inside and you let out a small sigh knowing you had to talk Rarity out of her little depression.

You opened the door and walked into the darkness closing the door behind you and flipping the light switch. The janitor closet had nothing more than a sink and mirror in the wall, brown flooring and ceiling which Rarity's coat fully covered in mud blended with as she sat in the corner. The entire room was lit by a single light bulb and toilet paper in a pyramid stack stood in the corner next to a trash bag which had her costume full of mud in it.

"W-W-Wha-What d-d-do y..you w-want d-d-darling?"

She said sobbingly to you as she sat in the corner crying with tears pouring down her face, some of them dripping some of the mud off her face. You approached her slowly and got the idea to grab the top toilet paper of the pyramid stack, then take it to the sink and run some of the toilet paper under the water. You then re-approached Rarity who was crying still in the corner and squatted near her.

For a few minutes every time you got a wet piece of toilet paper near her she scooted closer to the war not wanting to be touched by you while the smell of the swamp mud filled your nostrils, but after a while she gave up and scooted closer to you. It was maybe a good 10 minutes before you completely got Rarity's hair, face, and upper body & lower body clean of mud. She was still weeping a bit but not as much as before.

"There you're semi-clean."

You said to her kindly as some of the mud still showed in her near-white coat. She wiped the tears from her eyes and stared at you with her blue eyes putting on a smile.

"So where do you think the mud came from?"

She asked you questioningly. You stood not responding to her; then what Discord said came back to your mind: "Rarity can't be a fierce warrior without going through some mud and crying like real warriors do."

"That son of a bitch."

You thought to yourself as you realized he planned this from the beginning. You returned your attention to Rarity, but didn't want to tell her it was Discord so you just shrugged at her. You two then sat in an awkward silence for a while in the janitor’s closet.

"Thank you for coming unlike the others because they probably had something more important to do, darling."

Rarity said to you in a low voice that caused all of the hairs on your back to stand on edge as something was telling you this situation wasn't going to end well. You simply looked at her crystal blue eyes and nodded. You then waited for Rarity to say she was ready to get up and go back to watch the competition or go home since she left which made her disqualified. But that never happened and you started to feel something heavy lean on your shoulder. You cocked your head and found Rarity lying on you.

"You're so kind and generous, and when something happens you're always there. No wonder Fluttershy talks so high about you at the spa."

Rarity said which reminded you that you still needed to talk to Fluttershy & Applejack & Rainbow Dash about the last three days. Rarity then stretched her semi-white hoof across you knocking you down on to your bum and leaned more on you making it even more awkward.

"Um...thank you Rarity."

You said nervously with her leaning closer to you on the brown janitor’s closet floor.

"Is there anything I can do to help repay you, darling?"

Rarity said in a lovely voice getting closer to your neck leaning over to your face as you sat on the ground trying to lean away from her.

"It's all good, Rarity."

You replied to her quickly while thinking of how to get out of this situation. Rarity then put both of her hooves onto your chest and red t-shirt and pushed your upper body down onto the ground with a force you never would have expected from her. You started to scoot away from her, but then you felt Rarity to climb on top of you.

"It's not all good. How about one kiss to repay you for cleaning all that mud off of me?"

Rarity said to you leaning in with her lips puckered and her head tilted up a bit so her horn wasn't jabbing you.  You lowered your head back onto the cold floor trying to avoid Rarity's generous kiss.

"That's very generous of you Rarity, but that's not really necessary!"

You replied to her as she got closer to your face.

"Pushing her off is a sign of rejection and would probably hurt her feelings and damage your friendship. And accepting it would be a bad move as well."

You thought to yourself as you felt a Rarity’s right hoof touch and turn your face till you were face to face with her. Then in that one instant Rarity kissed you locking her tongue with hers as you had your mouth open.

"I fucked up."

You thought to yourself while Rarity continued to kiss you passionately as you lay there on the floor. You grabbed her shoulders and wanted to push her off at first, but you changed your mind as you both continued kissing and Rarity's breathing became deeper. You started to become aroused.

"What the fuck am I doing? This is wrong!"

You said to yourself in your head as you and Rarity continued to kiss on the brown janitor floor below with your penis now scrapping against inside of your jeans.

"It may be wrong, but it's also so right!"

You said to yourself again as you started to move your hands down from Rarity’s shoulders, and down her sides to her diamond jewel cutie mark, still kissing her. Rarity stopped and pulled away from your lips.

"So um...where are we going with this?"

Rarity asked nervously with her face blushing red looking at you. You took a second to think of the words to say to her trying to play it smooth with her about it.

"Well, you see, Rarity, this is when we pleasure each other."

You said trying to sound as nervously as Rarity did a few seconds ago. Her face fluttered with shock and as quickly as it appeared she hid it.

"I-I-I knew that."

She replied stuttering to your comment and you couldn’t resist looking into her lovely blue eyes. Putting on a smile and knowing Rarity was lying you than lend forward knocking Rarity on to the dark brown closet floor.

You actually weren't thinking at the time, but it hit you that Rarity wasn't complaining about the color of the room or floor as you started to kiss her from underneath her neck and working your way down to her waist where she paused you using her hind legs and placing them on your chest.

"Uhh...Something wrong, Rarity?"

You asked curiously now looking directly up at her as this was about the second time she stopped you.

"Uh...Uh...Nothing, just go slowly."

She said moving her hind legs from your chest, and spread-opening her legs revealing her wet vagina. You then took your right hand, and instead of licking her like planned you started to prod her using your fingers making her squeal in delight.

The more seconds that passed as you continued to finger Rarity the more she started to open up allowing more than just one of your fingers to penetrate her wet & warm vagina, and she was letting out a heavy pants of breathing as she laid on the closet floor. Deeper and deeper your fingers went as you continued to finger Rarity till she let out a long moan and then a sigh of relief as she came with your fingers still inside her.

Pulling out your fingers that were riddled in Rarity’s juices you couldn't help being fully aroused now with Rarity panting crazily as she looked at you with her blue eyes. Rarity then took a gulp and asked you in a lustful voice what you two are going to do next now. With a smile on your face you were pondering what position to do Rarity in; you thought about doing her in missionary but you had already done that position more than twice with Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash.

Then like a ton of bricks it hit you that you had never had sex before in dog position which was something you wanted to try.

"Rarity, are you ready to have sex?"

You said eagerly now as Rarity lifted up using her hooves, and looking at you blushing like a wild fire.

"Wait...That wasn't sex?"

She asked yelling, it echoed inside the closet making you cover up your ears. Then taking your hands off your head you nodded your head "no" at Rarity telling her that wasn't sex but foreplay. Blushing Rarity then raised her hoof and gave you a sing to go ahead and continue the process of having sex.

You then went on to explain to Rarity that you wanted to have sex with her in a position known as doggy style, which at first shocked her by the name, but as you went on to explain it in further detail, she started to follow along flipping off her back, and onto her stomach placing her hooves firmly on closet ground and raising her wet dripping vagina and butt into the air as you stood up.

"Great, just like that."

You said to Rarity with the sound of excitement in your voice rubbing your fully erected penis over Rarity's wet vagina. Slowly you grabbed on to Rarity's butt where her diamond cutie mark was holding them like a handles slowly prodding at Rarity's wet vagina with her letting out blissful moans as you did.

You then after taking a deep breath took your eyes off of Rarity, and you started to penetrate her sliding into her slowly with your penis. Being inside Rarity felt like heaven to you and you immediately started to thrust inside her with her letting out even louder moans as you did. This went on for several minutes, you kept thrusting in Rarity until she demanded you to stop as she claimed you were doing it too hard, and asked if you and her could perform another position which you agreed to. You then removed your hands from Rarity's butt and grabbed her by the hips in an attempt to try and reverse cowgirl position by lifting her up, and placing her down below on to your cock as you sat on the floor.

"Ah...This is a weird position."

Rarity said making out small moans as you placed your head on her shoulder near her curly purple mane, You then nodded your head in agreement instead of saying something and started kissing her neck as you started to thrust placing your hands around her stomach. As minutes wore on with you two in this position you could feel that you and Rarity were both getting close to cumming with Rarity demanding you to do it inside her which you didn't want to turn down.

"Ah, yes, right there!"

Rarity exclaimed loudly as you climaxed inside her pouring all of your sperm into her vagina with pleasure and feeling your entire body relax and the world around you slip away.

"I-I-I love you..."

Rarity said to you as you pulled out of her with your penis seeping in her & your juices. You then turned Rarity around and stared deeply into her blue eyes and began to kiss passionately embracing each other with Rarity placing her hooves on your shoulders. After kissing and waiting for awhile for your rager to go down you two left the closet with a smile on both of your faces. You had completely forgotten you were at a fashion show competition and instead of going back to the show you two decided to skip it all together and go get some coffee at an express shop and spend the rest of the day hanging out in Canterlot.

* * *

It was now sunset in Canterlot Park where you were located at before Rarity had to said good bye to you for she needed to go home to go check on Sweetie Belle. She at first asked if you wanted to walk home with her, but you declined telling her that you wanted to stay at Canterlot Park to watch the sunset which she nodded at, and when you gave her a kiss good bye on the lips, and located a bench for you to prop down on by yourself.

"What a day, huh?"

A British voice said to your side as you nodded your head in agreement, and then like Twilight realizing her error in performing an advanced spell you realized that it was no ordinary pony or being talking to you on your side but Discord, the one who probably threw... No, the one who threw the bucket of swamp mud on Rarity today at the fashion competition that pissed you off beyond measure as he would do that your friend.

"You know, I’m just going to admit it. After you found Rarity & you kissed her I wasn't expecting you to have sex with her really."

Discord said to you with a lax tone in his voice which made you cock your head at the draconequess who was sitting down on the bench as if he was a human, and put on an expression of anger which really didn't faze him while he was looking up at the sky.

"Shut up. None of that would have happened if you didn't throw that bucket of mud at Rarity in the first place."

You replied to him with a snarl in your voice that still didn't faze him. He put on a creepy grin that spread all the way to his ear which was in nature absolutely freaky.

"I didn't throw it, I teleported it, total difference. And none of that would have happened if you never had cheated on Fluttershy, and Applejack, and Rainbow Dash in the first place."

He replied with a small chuckle at the end of his sentence. For a second you wanted to say something, but there would be no point as Discord was right that you'd cheated on all three of them with each others’ friends, and had forgotten all about it because of your nice day with Rarity. You then thought about what you were planning on doing today when you would see Fluttershy and quickly you opened your mouth to respond to Discord with

"I don't care. I'm telling Fluttershy everything I have been doing for the last few days."

Then after saying that the air around you fell quiet as the sun continued to set in the far distance and Discord continuing to stare at the sky. Then he started to laugh at you twirling his eagle claw in the air & opening his mouth to say

"Hm...if that’s so, you'd better hope nothing gets in your way.".

Opening your mouth to tell Discord to go fuck himself as he was the one making your situation worse, you paused for a second knowing that if you went out of bound on what you said to Discord he could do almost an endless list of things to you, including chopping off your head & and replacing it with a pumpkin. So you thought for a second of words to say to him till they formed into two different questions.

"Oh, so you're gonna stop me, right? What do you get out of this?"

You asked him curiously as he stopped twirling his eagle claw in the air, and stopped looking up at the setting sun & instead turning over to you with his red eyes that put the emotion of fear in you immediately.

"Hm...Human, have you ever performed a leap of faith?"

He asked you getting off subject ignoring the fact that you had asked him a question in the first place.

"A leap of what? What does that have to do with any-"

You said before you were interrupted with the magical shift of the world around you; the bench you sat on in the park disappeared below you and you ended up at the edge of a tall white balcony on what appeared to be the Canterlot Royal Castle overlooking all of Canterlot. You sat for a second scared to move as you knew if you did Discord might appear and do something but you couldn't help looking over Canterlot & at the setting sun.

"Equestria is beautiful, isn't it?"

Discord then asked as he randomly appeared in front of you which would have made you flinch and fall over, but you didn't as you were holding onto the balcony with a hard grip that started to make your hands sore. With a racing heart from being scared by Discord you asked yelled at him one simple question which was

"What is wrong with you!?"

He then disappeared in a poof of smoke and reappeared next to you on the balcony; you could see him through the corner of your eye.

"I'm the god of disharmony, my dear lad. I have the ability to be anywhere at anytime, and teleport you anywhere I want. There is truly nothing wrong with me. Maybe you should ask the question in a different format"

He replied to you with a lax tone which pissed you off as he wasn't taking anything you said seriously, & really didn't seem to care what you say.

"Okay. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You asked him in an aggravated voice that was sure to make him care as it was sending him a message that you were no longer watching what you were going to say to him. But again he opened his mouth and replied to you in a lax tone that didn't seem to care what you say

"I'm the god of disharmony, the master puppeteer in the game called life. I'm the one who can change everything in a blink of an eye, and you're currently my play toy until I get bored with you."

Being pissed off now from Discord, and knowing anything you say to him won't faze him you simply opened your mouth to say to him that he was crazy, which really must have gotten his attention as he took his lion claw, grabbed you around your neck & pulled you towards his brown ice cold coat that sent shivers down your spine.

"No, I'm not crazy, I'm insane. And that reminds me. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

He said to you in the ear in a demonic tone that no longer sounded British, but something you would find in a horror movie as the world around shifted once more, and you started to feel something heavy pull at your feet and something wrap around as you warped into a tropical jungle area with the sun fully out with Discord dressed in a red t-shirt carrying a cinder block with rope attached to it, next to a giant never ending gaping hole.

At the first sight of these things you started to move away from Discord, but couldn't as it was revealed that the rope wrapped around the cinder block Discord was carrying was also the rope wrapped around your entire body and you lay helpless on the dirt ground as Discord put down the cinder block near the edge of the gaping hole placing his scaly foot on it ready to push it over the edge.

"Oh… god."

You said under your breath as Discord looked at you with a mad look in his red eyes.

"Hey, human, you know what's really messed up? I'll tell you what's really messed up. It's when pricks just like you call me crazy. I'm the god of disharmony, it's my job to repeat the same crazy thing over, and over, and over again till they are insane, and it pisses me off when a twat like you can't see that and calls me crazy and not insane!"

Discord yelled at you returning back to his British accent as he looked at you with a look of disapproval.

"But...hey I'm going to forgive you on that one simple error because you know. It's all like water under the bridge."

Discord said to you now calming down, and looking up at the bright blue sky exhaling a breathe he finally kicked the cinder block over the edge, and into the giant pit making it drag you down with an extreme force as well.

"No, no, no. Oh, fuck you!"

You screamed loudly as you watched Discord standing completely still as you slid past him on the ground & down into the giant pit and entered a large splash of water & darkness. As you sunk you started to think that Discord wasn't really going to kill you as he called you his toy, but that thought became less apparent as you started to lose the air inside your lungs keeping sinking till the world around started to become black & you were losing consciousness.

Then without a warning the water around you started to shift & disappear along with the rope that Discord had you tied in, and the air that you had lost returned as the world around you shifted into what appeared to be Ponyville square during the day time with you sitting on a wooden bench next to a small purple wrapped box with a card on it.

Breathing in & out you paused for a second out of fear that this may be a trick from Discord again as he was planning to do something with you again, but as minutes ticked away, you started to ease up and focus your attention towards the mysterious package next to you.

Carefully you reached for the paper card & picked it up with it having a To: and From: addresses on the front, which were filled with Pinkie Pie on the to, and Discord on the from. You then flipped the card on the back to see if there was any kind of writing which there was of course. Taking a slow breathe you started to read it as it said

""Dear Human.

I told you that you were my play toy until I get bored of you. But now I have taken a lot of my time to select the most important task I can have you do which is the delivery of this cake to Pinkie Pie. If you are to do this with success I will hereby leave you alone forever. - Discord"

P.S - You have been missing for exactly two day since I pushed you into that giant hole...So don't be surprised when everypony will be surprised when you return.  - Your Best Buddy Discord

P.P.S - Remember my advice to avoid the wine from "them" & "we" now as it will not end well. - From Your Best Friend Discord."