Author's Note

I do apologize for this one, however it was just sitting around my computer and it certainly was going no where. So just do what you want with it, and do keep in mind that this was written right after the second ban that was placed on me as well. However, as time went by, I have decided this is no longer relevant, but I really don't care about it, so I'm just putting it on here for the sake of it being on here, no other intentions whatsoever.

UPDATE: At some point in the future, I plan on re-doing the whole thing actually trying to make it slightly interesting. I was supposed to have done it like a few weeks ago but I forgot, got lazy and went and did other stuff. So now I don't know when I'm going to do it. And I had a really good idea too what I wanted to do with it but I forgot... should have written it down...

Oh yeah and I apologize for the cringe too, I forget I even wrote this, let alone what's in it even.

My Little Pony: Universal Magic: The Lost Episode

My Little Pony: Universal Magic: The Lost Episode

I used to love/hate the My Little Pony: Universal Magic fan fic.

It was horrible. I didn’t get it because it wasn’t the style I was used to, but at the same time, it was doing something that other fics wasn’t doing…like saying the F-bomb a thousand times, having the F-bomb game, the characters were like…What The Fuck.

It was simple and an original idea, but the style was different…and I hate different and I love generic shit. Therefore, I hate it, but I for some reason kept reading it.

Perhaps it was due to the fact that it had racist jokes, perhaps because it had drugs in it or alcohol in it.

Perhaps…because of Neon and Wolf, those two crazy bastards. I even gave the author of such fic, TheKnight21js, a review of said fic, which I gave it a point five out of ten (.5/10)

He then told me that I got the wrong idea, which I knew, but I just ignored him and immediately saw him as a terriost threat and reported him to the FBI, because that is some suspicious shit right there.

Well, he was bitchy for a while, and then he vanished. Some say he was a douchebag, while others say he left because of me, while others say…absolutely nothing at all.

Well, he then came back to the site, to which he came back and continued to put the chapters up.

I was very eager to read, but still hate on him, with emotional characters, even though I complained about how it wasn’t described enough, even though you don’t describe an emotionless person…because he’s emotionless, and think the characters have dirty mouths that needs soap in their mouths. Well, when he came back, he was different.

He didn’t say a word, nor talk to his friend for months, or comment back to any of his fics, nor run his groups, not even update his blogs…he just posted the fics and that was all.

Then, one day, he put up a new chapter for the fic, to which it was called…”normal”.

I was curious as to why he named it that way, it didn’t even say chapter on it or episode. So I clicked on it, and I regret that decision.

When I started to read it, it started off normal, with Knight being a douchebag to Neon and Wolf getting anal from Princess Molestia.

Then…it all changed. He then started to apologize to Neon….I started to get nervous about this. He then said, “I’m going to quit smoking weed and stop drinking beer forever.”

That’s not normal for him to do. Then, Wolf didn’t speak a single line in the chapter. In fact, he was a normal Timber Wolf, which all he did was be nice and not act like a troll.

Man, it gives me Goosebumps whenever I think about it. Then, something was missing…Knight wasn’t in first person telling the story. Instead, it was nice and descriptive chapter in third person, with big and fancy words.

My god there were so many big and fancy words, I thought the apocalypse was upon us.

I mean, there were so many words, I didn’t know what they meant. I mean, that’s what I wanted, but it started to get boring because it was being descriptive.

It went into hundred thousand words describing how wet a towel was…it was fucking insane!

Then, there were no jokes to it…no racist jokes, not even a single curse word. It didn’t even say ‘hell’ or ‘shut up’ in it.

Knight even said in the chapter, “Saying curse words such as the word hell, and I do apologize for such a word my dearest friend in the whole wide world Wolf, and telling you to shut up, which once again, I apologize, is not a good word to say, especially in front of readers.”

He broke the fourth wall, but in not a normal way, he would have. He was acting like a fucking pussy!

However, the worst came when Neon was acting normal…and he was happy about it! He was loving just acting just how Pinkie would be doing, except not his way…it was as if I was watching the same fucking character bit in male form…I was bored as shit!

There was nothing new, but only…it was scary…and I don’t want to talk about it. Then Mac was acting like a mature adult, and teaching good manners to his little brother Shadow and being a good brother to him….this is starting to haunt my dreams!

Then, Mac Farmer went up to applejack, and apologized and was once a member of the Apple Family once more.

Then nothing new happened, it wasn’t interesting at all! Then Jack actually was a gay pony, who was into fashion like Rarity, except he was gay and not cool bro…not cool!

Then Forest actually stopped masturbating to Rainbow Dash and then he asked her out, to which it turned into a normal conversation between two lovers. My god this fic is just…nooooooooooo!

Then Arrell was acting even more of a pussie when he started to act like Fluttershy, and not breeding the animals, and not calling his pet bunny Ass-hat anymore.

What has this world come to damn it!

Also, Princess Molestia wasn’t there, at all…! Knight was also being a good student of Princess Celestia…and actually learning about something! We already learned from the show, and I started to think the past chapters were starting to look like the best fic ever, because shit was crazy!!!

Then…Knight was going out and making out with Princess Twilight Sparkle…he isn’t supposed to do that, he was supposed to hate her!

Although, I saw…or at least what I thought I saw, a way out of this darkness, which was actually something I disliked about the fic, which was it didn’t explain where and why the glowing ball of light came from…and why?

I mean, I want to know man, even though it’s like playing Clue in which you immediately before you start playing the game, you know who the killer is and what weapon was used, and then you play.

And even though there would be no point to it and that’s what the author said to me but ignored, it should still have been explained.

However, I regret that wish…because…it was revealed as to why Knight was so smart and advanced and the glowing ball of light…and it as felt as there was no purpose to the fic anymore.

It was supposed to be a mystery and the reader was supposed to form their own theories this entire time…and I wish I had realized so it would have spared me from this damn and blasted chapter!

Then…TK came out and was in the fic, and I was wondering if this would have saved the chapter at all…but I was wrong…because he was a nice and not a threatening guy.

Why!? Why I ask you…why!? He wasn’t killing anyone or being depressed as shit…in fact he had emotions I tell you!

Then, Factory Dash came in, and she was no longer insane, but stopped killing, and TF apologized for trying to kill Knight for forgetting him for over ten years.

Then the town of Stalia actually had more females and there were no more sex jokes to it, it was like a clone, but a boring clone of Ponyuville! Something that wasn’t a fresh and a new idea for the fic that was bullshit I tell you!

Then, I should mention, that this horror that I read, had no references at all, and it made me feel sad inside. I just couldn’t take it anymore, the way that they acted, the way too many big and fancy words that I wished for to be in the fic but now regret it, no cursing…it was pure hell.

Then I thought, perhaps this was a trolling prank, by the author or someone else who possibly hacked into his account.

Perhaps that’s why there were no blogs. But then, it got worse. I then started to get a picture of the characters for once, but instead in their normal form or in past chapters, they were twisted and deformed.

They had HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD coming out of their eyes and they had HYPER-REALISTIC-EYES as well.

I even swore I saw Tom and Kyle in their somewhere. (Note: Look up Yuriofwind or bullshit creepypasta story time on YouTube to get the reference that I’m getting at, preferably the Sonic.exe one.)

Then they were in a dark room, that said on the wall written in blood, “Hopes and dreams that will never come true…all because of you!”

There were other messages such as, “You killed us” and “They hated it, we were hated, REVENGE!”

Then, there was entire picture, of the author, sitting at a typewriter, and he was just staring blankly at the camera, with no eye color, as if he had a demon inside him.

However, there was a picture of the typewriter, and it said on it, repeatedly, “All hate and no love makes a dull author.”

Then, on the final line, it said, “Kill all who oppose.”

Then…I tried to click off the page, but it wouldn’t go. I was to continue to look at said picture, so I tried to leave the room, but it was locked, and the windows were so too!

I was trapped, but then I turned around to see what was behind me, which was a killing, living Neon plushie doll with blood on it!

I now regret that I ever doubted the fic, for if you do, horrible shit will happen…

Outside of the house while this shit was going on with the guy…

The gangs of the Elements of Protection were hiding outside of the house. They were all watching as the person was going insane and being scared to shit with the chapter.

They were enjoying every bit of it with a smile on their face. Then Neon said, “This is amazing. Although I still think we should have put kitten bombs in his bosses work desk so he could be fired and I would have a soul in Neon hell.”

To which Knight said, “Shut the fuck up Neon…no one cares.”

Then Mac said, “I kind of do…because I’m pretty sure that’s where Applejack and the rest of the Apple Family is going to end up after they die so they can rot in that hell hole for my enjoyment.”

Once the person saw the bloody Neon Plushie, Knight then said, “Good, we’re done with this house. That’ll teach him to say shit about fic right guys? Now then, we could either go scare the shit out of Eldorado or Knghty.”

Then Forest said, “Let’s go scare the shit out of Knighty and teach him not to mess with us or author. Besides, it’ll fin because he’s a wizard and all British people are wizards.”

Then Knight said, “Yeah, sure, let’s go.”