My Little Pony: Alternate Universal Magic

Fire factory
It was a sunny day. All the Pegasus were up and about the entire day. Some were going to work, while others were going to school. It had been over twenty years since Knight had shown up, and much has changed.

For one thing, Misty Midnight was forced to go to school in Cloud City, a Pegasus city that was near Stalia that was sort of like the clone to Cloudsdale, except it was for Stalia.

Forest and Arrell lived there as children and grew up there as well. Misty Midnight had surely grown over the past few years with her friends Shadow and White, but she had to make new friends in Cloud City.

She had been enrolled at the Pegasus school, so she could know how to make weather happen and control it as well. It was a big day for her today, for there was a big test for her to do that she must past.

If she had not passed the test, she would have had failed the course, however, she did not hear what she would have to do if she failed the course.

No one did, but no one knew, for it was a mystery what happened to those who failed deemed worthless.

She had to fly through a course of clouds and do everything perfect, or she would fail instantly.

Her teacher walked up to her right before the test started and told her and all of her classmates along with her, “Good morning everyone, and of course you are all expecting some kind of test from me today. Well, I’m not going to do that because, well I’m too lazy to go through with the test and it’s too much paper work to go through, so instead I’m just going to test on you on your drinking skills. Whoever drinks the most beer wins and will not be sent to the Fire Factory…I mean, Weather Factory. Any volunteers?”

No one raised his or her hoof up, to which the teacher said, “Well fine then…you all fail. I hope burn in hell! Fuckers…don’t know anything about fun…it’s awesome to have a drinking game!”

Then a pony in a black suit said to all of the students, “Alright, you all heard him, you all failed. Now get in the carriage now or some shit like that!”

Then…

Knight’s POV…

Get the fuck out out…get the fuck out of here! Stupid narrators. I swear to you, they come from out of nowhere and they just annoy you the hell out of you. My apologize, but I was a little late getting here, mostly because me and Wolf made a bet of who can take a bigger shit, me or him, which I won.

That means that I’m the man…because you know…it’s a guy thing. Anyways, let me spice things up here and shit.

So, anyways, basically the pony in the suit said…whatever the fuck he said before I came in here, to which a pony then said, “Is this a sex thing?”

Then the pony in the suit stared at him and took off his black sunglasses, by the way, he had a pair of those, but the shitty narrator couldn’t handle it.

Anyways, they then met one another’s eyes, to which he said, “It can if you want it to be.”

Yeah, strangely enough, it wasn’t funny that day. I don’t know why, but it wasn’t. I guess they were trying to be funny on purpose, but only because it was a slow day.

You know, those slow days where nothing is going on, so you either create mayhem or blow your brains out in front your children. That’s a guarantee to stir something up and get the day going and your blood pumping.

Well, long story short, with nothing funny is going on, they all got into the wagon or carriage, for I have no fucking clue whatsoever. Well, when Misty got in, for a while, she looked depressed until she saw her two friends Shadow and White sitting next to her.

She had surprised eyes, for non-Pegasus ponies, (Except for me…bitches…) could not walk on clouds for whatever reason. Maybe they didn’t have enough magic in them, like they didn’t believe enough like the care bears would.

You know, those stuffed little fuckers that are so…soft and nice and…fluffy…so fluffy you want to do something to them…something very…very…very…naughty…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Well then, aside from my dark and terrible secret I just told you about, Misty asked her two friends, “Shadow…White…what are you doing in Cloud City? I thought you couldn’t walk on clouds because you weren’t a Pegasus like me?”

Then Shadow said, “Well, my big brother got really drunk and he decided to catapult me into the sky, which I just ended up in the carriage here by a long shot…and an amazing coincidence too.”

Then White put in his input into the conversation, “Yeah, my big brother really wanted to get rid of me, so he paid a few pegasi into kidnapping me and putting me here.”

Misty then asked, “Well…do you know where we’re going?”

Then Shadow said, “I asked if I could be let out, but the guy said he rather stick his pony dick in a cheerio…whatever that is…and he said some where “special” ponies go.”

Then a retarded pony came the fuck out of nowhere…hold on…let me emphasize that word.

Then a retard pony came the FUCK out nowhere, to which he then said to the gang, “duuuuuuuhhhh……My parents said I’m special. Are we going to place with lollipops and a midget farm? My daddy said that’s where special ponies like me go to forever and ever while he does my mommy with a purple stick that vibrates and wiggles around a lot.”

The gang decided to ignore the retard and continue to talk. Misty then said with fear in her voice, “Well, I hope where we’re going isn’t bad. I did not know I was going to fail the test. I mean, I was just forced to come up here and go to school instead of being below where my father’s ghost is at most of the time. I do miss him so. I miss him with all of my heart. I don’t want to be away from him, he’s all I’ve got except for you two, but he’s always there for me, living or dead, to teach me from right from wrong and help me get up when I’ve fallen. I miss him so much right now. I wish they did not have to force me to be up here to go to school like a normal Pegasus. I just want to go home.”

Misty was then crying her eyes out, but not too much where she would be sobbing and there would be small puddles everywhere. Then White said, “Don’t worry Misty, we’re your friends. We’ll help you get through this. Besides, we’re the Cutie Mark Crusaders of Stalia…remember, so we will never abandoned each other. No matter what happens, we’ll be here for you.”

Then Misty slowly started to form a little smile on her face, while a moment that you would hear some heart touching music play in the background and the flutes do some kind of shit.

Well, then the retard butted in and he said as the little attention whore he was said, “Hey guys, watch me do something that’s awesome!”
Then the retard pony put his hoof in his mouth, to which he reached his uvula and he puked up all of in internal organs. Then the retard said, “Good night everybody!”

Then the retard collapsed and ruined the touching moment that you have just witnessed. Well, after a few hours, the carriage eventually stopped, to which everyone was forced off the carriage.

Then a pony in a black suit, who I guess was Will smith because he sounded like a black guy and he was a Zebra as well…a flying…fucking zebra…I thought I would never see or hear the day about that.

Well, Will smith said, “Alright, everyone out, end of the road and…hey, where’s everypony else at?”

Then what Will saw was that every pony on the carriage ate each other because most of them were fat guys who couldn’t help to not eat anything for thirty minutes and decided to eat each other except for Misty, Shadow, and White.

It is true though that fat guys do that, because they do eat each other, they even eat a half dead fat guys if they wanted to do such a thing.

However, it is just the American way…you just got burned America…you just got burned…onto other cool stuff.

Well, Will then said, “Well, I suppose you three will do just fine, but since it’s just you three, there’s no point to give you a tour of the place and background information about what’s going to happen to you since you’re going to die anyways. Besides, it’s only for black people…like me…because I’m black.”

Then Shadow asked, “What’s a black guy?”

Then He said, “The guy who did your mom last night.”

Then Shadow said, “My big brother brutally killed and murdered my mom with a butcher knife in her sleep, so that’s impossible.”

Then Will had an angry face on and he said, “Get your ass out now! Right now, damn it! You’re ass is going to die first since you ruined a very funny joke! I thought you were my friend you son of a bitch!”

Then Shadow said, “But we just met.”

Then Will said, “I know… I don’t have many friends. I found out they only liked me because they didn’t want to offend me because I was black… and they didn’t want to get sued or anything… but they also wanted to be my friend so they can say the N word all they want.”

Then White asked, “What’s the N word?”

Then Will said, “Shut the fuck up you Nipper”

Then eventually the gang got out of the carriage and went to where they were directed to, to which it was the killing floor.

Once all three of them had a good look around the room, Shadow then asked, “Wow… what is this place? Is this what heaven looks like that Mac told me about?”

Then a hooded pony and a black cloak said in a very deep voice, “No… this is your doom!”

Then Misty said in a very nervous voice, “Who are you… and why are we here?”

Then the mysterious pony said, “I am the one who will bring your end and brake you and bring you onto your very knees and pray to god it will be over quick. You were brought here because you failed the test, therefore you are deemed worthless and shall be forgotten you ever existed, for you ever shunned away from Cloud City. However, you are not all useless, you are “Special”. You see, with your souls, we can keep the fire burning and continue to burn as long as we feed it souls. However, the only way that can be done if we kill you first.”

Then Shadow thought for a moment, until he said, “Wait a second here… I recognize that voice anywhere. Is that you…Forest?”
Then Forest took off his hood and he said, “Yes… it is I… Forest Fire!!!"

"I am the one who was behind this who have burned and killed innocent ponies, but only for the greater good! Now you all shall suffer, and I will make sure you will burn as well children, including you Misty. I might have helped you out in the past, but it was only because I knew you were going to be kidnapped, just like how I was, so you could past the test, but you failed. Therefore, you shall ever be shunned from me and Cloud City. You are a fucking disgrace to the pegasi! Now, I shall kill you and take your souls to keep the fire going for all of eternity, and you will never see heaven! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Then Misty cut into Forest’s evil laughter and she asked, “But…can’t you just use wood to burn the fire instead of using ponies that fail the test?”

Then Forest said with a nervous look on his face, “N… no! We need to use ponies who… failed the… test!”

Then White said, “No… I’m pretty sure you can just use regular wood to keep the fire going and spare a lot of lives and trouble you know.”

Then Forest said with a even more nervous face, “No!!!... Shut up!!!!”

Then Shadow asked Forest a simple question, to which was, “Are you only doing this because of Rainbow Dash?”

Then Forest finally broke and he ran crying to his private office, while the kids just stood there as they looked at each other and wondered what the fuck just happened.

Well, Forest ran crying to his office, to which he locked the door, grabbed some whiskey, and curled up in a corner while having the lights turned off which was completely dark. He was also rocking back and forth while having wide eyes as he was still crying just a bit.
Then somepony knocked on his door to which they said, “Sir… you need to come out.”

Then Forest yelled to the guy, “No, leave me alone!”

Then the guy said, “But sir… they need you on the killing floor. They need you to kill somepony. The backers even need you to kill some pony so they know you’re not slacking off and doing your duty and city a huge favor.”

Then Forest said and yelled once more, “No… they’ll make fun of me!!!”

Then the guy said, “But you can just kill them and they won’t be able to… you know what I give up.”

Then the guy left, to which Forest then drunk his sorrows away with the whiskey he had. Then he said to himself, “Fucking bitch. I only wanted to do this because Rainbow Dash was doing this at the Rainbow Factory. I mean, I spied on her through the window, and instead of reporting what I saw, I wanted to grab her attention so she could notice me and shit. Well I don’t need her… nor do I need this job. Fuck the backers… and fuck this city in the clouds! I need a night out.”

Then Forest then had a drunken idea in his drunken mind to which he then walked out of his office, in a drunk walk I should say, and went back to the gang. Then Forest said to them, “Come on guys… let’s go to the bar.”

Then Misty said, “But… we’re underage. We’re not allowed to get any alcohol of any type until we turn sixteen.”

Then Forest said, but with a more of a grudge in his voice, “I said… let’s go… now!”

Then the gang went with Forest to the bar, but only in fear. Damn, and I thought Neon was scary and you did things for him out of fear. Well, they were at the bar, and the kids were drinking some beer with Forest, which some how they got away without being the legal age limit.

Well, Forest then said, very like a drunk man would say out loud, “Wooo!!! We’re good friends, getting drunk…. and having just a good time! I needed this… thanks my friends… my “Special”… friends!”

Then White said to Shadow, “I’m starting to get scared now. First, he wanted to kill us and now he’s taking us out for a night out. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?”

Shadow just shrugged, as he still didn’t know what the fuck was going on… until I entered in.

I then walked up to Forest, completely ignoring that kids were getting drunk in front of me, “Hey Forest, I just wanted to stop by and let you know I’ll be gone for the week… again as usual.”

Then Forest had a pissed off look on his face, to which he said to me, “Oooohhhh looky here. A so called “friend” of mine is here to cheer me up. What a fucking surprise! You think you’re so special with you going to Cantorlot every month and going to see the princess and god and shit! Well what makes you so special… huh! You were one of us… a normal drunk guy… and now you’re a gentlemen colt drunk guy! What do you think of them apples?”

Then I said, “Clearly you’re drunk, but I’m pretty sure you know the drill by now that I leave for about a week and spend the week in Cantorlot, as Celestia and Luna need me there as always… ever since the discovery happened… but uhhhhh…. yeah… enjoy your beer, I hope you get alcohol poisoning.”

Then as I was walking away, he yelled at me, “Well gooooood for you! Let’s go to a strip club kids…”

They then had a funny look on their face, which they then went to a pony strip club.

Well, Forest was getting a special lab dance with kick ass music playing in the background, while the gang was at the pole dancing area. Misty said, “Why did he bring us here again?”

Then Shadow said, “I don’t really know… but you do have to admit the music is pretty good.”

Then white said, and keep in mind he’s about ten years of age by now, “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m enjoying this. I like how these mares look at me. They look kind of hot too”

White just stared like he was in a trance at one of the strippers, not really knowing that this wasn't the place for him. But he didn't care as he was enjoying the scenery of the place.

A few months more and he’ll be able to find out the joy of porn… but only because he has Jack as a brother who teaches him jack shit, so of course he’ll act this way.

While the kids were looking around the place, Forest was having the time of his life. He was drinking a lot of beer, while two mares were showing their sweet…hot…asses to his face, while Forest slapped their asses really hard to get him horny and a boner.

That and possibly lose his virginity as well. While Forest was slapping their asses, he was yelling at them, “Woooo! Shake that ass you bitch! Make my dick hard you slut ass whore! I want to feel baby! That’s right honey…get on my dick and feel it get hard and vibrating!”
While Forest saying that, he was receiving a double lap dance from both of the mares. Then the mares started to make out in front of him, which Forest got a major boner from that and started to jack off.

Then a third mare walked up to him and showed him her pussy, while Forest, “Wow…what a hole! I want to do you so badly now, but it’s against the law. Oh well…take my bits and shove them up your pussy bitch! I want to see you queef that out of your vagina you slut!”
Then a security guard came by and he said to Forest, “I’m sorry sir, but I have to ask you to leave. You have been causing a ruckus since you got here.”

Then Forest said back to him, “Awe…but I don’t want to leave. The ladies want me to stay with me because they love me and they think I’m hot!”

The security guy then said, “No, they only like you because you only giving them money. In fact, they’re taking a bit of a risk to come to you for money because they really need it, because you killed three strippers tonight…by shoving bits down their throats.”

Then Forest said, “Yeah…but they asked for it. They were even begging me to put my big fat cock in their mouths. You could tell in their eyes they liked to suck cock.”

Then Forest got thrown out of the bar, while the kids weren’t forced to leave, even though they should’ve, they went with Forest for they were confused…a whole lot with gender, sex, and Forest.

The security guy said, “You are banned for one week Forest! Until then…stay the fuck out!”

Then the security guy left, but Forest then yelled back, “You can’t do that to me! You’re not a moderator…you’re not a Knighty! Come on kids… I know who’s to blame for this mess.”

Then…the kids followed Forest, to which…well I’m not sure what happened…but pretend there’s one of those classic batman transitions. Well, they then were at the Rainbow Factory, standing in front of its gates. And yes, they were on the white fluffy clouds.

The gang and Forest also had a bunch of toilet papers with them, and holding one in each hoof as they were standing there, looking up at the gates of the factory where not a single soul get’s through.

Misty then asked Forest, “Forest…why are we at the Rainbow Factory?”

Then Forest said, “We’re going to get pay back for that whore of a Rainbow Dash for getting us banned from the strip club!”

Then Shadow said, “But we’re not banned…we can still see pony pussy…no offense Misty.”

Then Forest yelled at the three of them, “Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up! Ok then…on my mark…throw the jellyfish!”

Then White corrected Forest with, “Toilet paper you mean.”

Then Forest responded with, “Whatever, TP!!!”

Forest then, and only him started to TP the Rainbow Factory. After Forest threw his first roll, the kids followed as well, and threw much toilet paper as well, while Forest only threw one and some reason laughing his ass off for whatever reason.

Forest then said while still trying not to laugh, “Take that you bitch! That will teach you to get me banned from a fucking strip club! You bitch…you think you better than me! Well fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! I tried to do everything for you whore, been trying to get you to notice me, from afar, so we can be together, and this is how you repay me! I was a laughing stock at the Fire Factory, while you have all the fame and glory at the Rainbow Factory! Well fuck you bitch! Fuck you right up in the asshole!”

Then Factory Dash stepped out, to which she said, “What are you even talking about? Why are you throwing toilet paper at the factory while I’m trying to kill innocent little ponies? And….are you drunk Forest?”

Then Forest said in a drunk state to Factory Dash, “It’s called beer bitch. Also, we’re TPing you slut…get with the program man! I’m fucking high as shit man! Because I got some weed from a hippy pony before I came here man! Get with the fucking peace man!! Fuck you man!!! Go to hell and die you bitch!!!!”

While forest was swearing up a storm, Factory Dash also had wide and shocking eyes what he was saying to her right up in her face…with a big disgrace…not sure where they came from.

Anyways, Forest then pulled out a bottle of liquor and a lighter, spat on the flames with beer, and set Factory Dash on fire, which she was then screaming in pain. She was going all over the place, which she went back into the factory, hit something that was flammable, and burned the entire Rainbow Factory down as well.

Once the kids saw burning children running out of the building, they were scarred for life. Then Forest said to them, “Wooo…we did it! Let’s go back to my place and celebrate!”

Then they mysteriously appeared at Forest’s home in the clouds, and strangely enough, an Earth Pony and a Unicorn was able to walk on clouds without a spell done on them was possible that day.

Well, the kids entered Forest’s home, which was a nice big home may I add, and sat in the living room while Forest singed, “Ceeeeeeeeelabration time, come on! We fucking did it! Celebrate good times…come on! Celebrate good times come on!”

Then Misty asked her friends while Forest was really drunk, “What are we supposed to do guys? I’m afraid to do anything right now. I mean, are we supposed to get killed by him or just walk away from everything?”

Then Shadow said, “I’m not sure at all.”

Then Forest was in his kitchen, at his fridge, while he asked the gang, “Hey guys…you want some cloud beers to celebrate!?”
Then White said, “No thank you good sir…we don’t want to die tonight.”

Then Forest said to them, “You are all a bunch of fucking pussies…that’s what you all are! You’re all pussies because you don’t want to party. My friends knows how to fucking party! Maybe I should invite Knight…he can walk on clouds and shit….fffuck!”

Well, meanwhile…in the legion of doom…ok never mind. Anyways, I was in Cantorlot at the time, having dinner with Celestia, Luna, and Fausticorn, also god in this universe.

Oh….right…and Wolf as well, along with Twilight in the mix with her big ass Alicorn wings.

Although, she wasn’t at the table, but having dinner with her parents somewhere in Cantorlot at the time.

Well, like I said, I was having dinner with god. That was even awesome to say…because….you know…how many others can say that they had dinner with god and his or her children?

You know what would even be more amazing and mind blowing, if you were the child of god and having dinner with god and his or her children. It’s like the matrix or something, because I just blew your mind.

Anyways, aside from…not really a joke…we were having a vegetarian dinner of course, because ponies don’t eat meat…ok maybe a tiny bit. Well, we were discussing about…politics.

What an exciting adventure I fucking had and you can tell how pissed I am right now can you?

Well, Celestia was saying, “And that’s why I believe the thirty-fourth district of heaven should be run by Juicy apples instead of blitzing balls mother.”

Then mother said, and yes, we’re going by that name…because really there’s nothing really else to call her other then god and in its repetitive I chose to do that…hint hint…not sure what I just hinted there…but hint hint.

Well, mother said, “Well, I do see your point of view of things Celestia, but I believe Mr. Balls could handle things and situations more properly then Mr. Apples could do. Besides, I have known him for years, even when I remember you were only of five years of age. Besides, you should trust your mother, I know what I’m doing”

Then Celestia said, “I suppose so…you are my elder…just like how every pony should treat their elders…Knight.”

Celestia then looked at me with an angry face, while I said, “Listen, for the last fucking time Celestia. I know what you’re trying to do here Celestia. I know you’re afraid of losing me again, I know that you want me to be what I was meant to be long ago, but it is my fucking job…and I need to do my fucking job. Besides I am bound to the universe, so there is no way of getting out of it.”

Then Celestia said to me with an even more of an angry tone in her used to be sweet tone, “Well perhaps sometimes you should respect your elders and treat them for they are wiser and older.”

Then I yelled back at her, “I’m fucking thousands of years older then you bitch!”

Then Celestia said back to me while mother was having a worried look on her face, “Well, in my book that’s what it used to be…but not anymore.”

I then yelled back at her, “What…you want to do it bitch!? You want to fight again…I’ll fucking rip your skull out of your head in merely seconds!”

Then she yelled back, “Dare to do so and you shall feel the wrath of my anger unleashed upon your soul!”

We were then on the table, ready to attack each other, until mother said, “Celestia…Knight! I thought I told you to stop this at once. I specifically told you two not to fight and just agree to disagree. Celestia, you know better than this…I raised you from a small filly and taught you better.”

I then said to Celestia, “That’s right you fucking bitch.”

Then mother said to me, “And you Knight…look…I know I wasn’t there for you back then…but I know you have those good manners in you…you just need to embrace them. Besides, Celestia does have a point, you barely spend any time with us…perhaps you should let TK start to take over your position and start spending more time with us? Besides, you’re growing up way too fast…I missed out so much on you that I wish that I could have back…you’re even older then what I am. I’m only merely almost over sixty thousand years old, while you’re almost ninety thousand years old. You’ve got to understand to let things go Knight. You need to let go and forget and start a new Knight. Forget about your enemies and let them go…just let your human nature go and come back to us Knight. Come back to us and let go Knight.”

I then sat there looking down on the floor, having a confused look on my face, until I said, “Look, can’t we talk about something else right now other then this again?”

Then Luna said, “Well, you do need to let go Knight. You do have a problem of letting things go…and you need to listen to us and ask for our help. However, I suppose we can talk about this another time. Well…what’s your opinion on mother’s matter for the leader of the thirty-fourth district in Heaven Knight?”

They then stared at me until I gave them an answer, which was, “Well…if you ask me…first thing first. Is it a black guy?”

Then mother said, “Well, I know what a black guy is…but what does a black guy have to do with anything about leading a district?”

Then I said, “Well, usually a black guy would lead a district…or in my experience…country…into deep shit that no one can get out of because of the black guy. Well, in this case…the zebra…although I can’t tell them apart because they’re all the same to me.”

They then stared at me…with confused eyes, until I said, “You know what…I’m going to bed.”

Then Wolf and I headed straight to my bedroom while Wolf said to me, “He he…she said balls…he he.”

Then after a few hours of getting some good night’s sleep, I then got a call on my phone or thingy communicator that I give all to my team, which was Forest who was on the other end, and he was saying, “Hey Knight…fuck you!”

Then I said to him, “Forest…stop trying to prank call me on the communicator.”

Then Forest said, “Come on Knight…come over to my place and party with me!”

I then said to him and a loud whisper, “It’s three in the fucking morning. What is wrong with you? I have a meeting to go to with Celestia and Luna in Heaven at seven, now go to sleep.”

Then Forest said while drinking a cloud beer, “Come on Knight…I just drunk five hundred gallons of beer tonight and…”

Then Forest passed out, to which I hanged up and I said, “I hope he’s dead.”

Well, then a week passed by, and yes… I said a week, when Forest finally woke up, while the CMC of Stalia was saying, “Is he dead? Should we bury his dead body with a not-so proper funeral?”

Then Forest said…with a moan since he had a hangover, “aweeeeeee…what happened?”

Shadow then said, “You passed out Forest from all of the beer you drunk.”

Then Forest said, “I did? How long was I out for?”

Then White said, “You were out for a week.”

Then Forest said, “A week!? My friends must be so worried about me right now!”

Then Misty said, “Nope…they were worried for a bit at first, but three days ago they stopped caring for you. If you want we can take you down to meet them.”

And so they did, which we were hanging out at the…at the… spa for men and coffee place? I really don’t fucking know any more…ok? Well, eventually Forest came to us, to which I said, “Oh look, he’s not dead…dam it…”

Then Jack was looking at the newspapers of The Equestria Daily News, to which he said, “Check it out guys…apparently Forest here is a hero.”

Then Forrest said, “I am?”

Then Jack continued to say, “Yeah…you are. According to this, you burned down the Rainbow Factory and reveled its darkest and horrible secrets. And apparently the backers of the place were arrested and put in a dungeon not too long ago as well.”

I then said, “Well son of a bitch and call me a monkey’s bitch…well then. I also suppose pigs fly now.”

Then Forest said, “Wait…is…Rainbow Dash’s dead burned corpse still there?”

Then Jack said, “Yeah…they didn’t lay a hoof on it since she died on a cloud.”

Then Forest said, “Um…I’ve got to go…I’ve got this thing to…”

Then Forest rushed out of the building and went to Ponyville, or Cloudsdale for that matter. I then asked, “Is he going to do what I’m think he’s do…”

Then Jack said, “Yup…he is.”

Then moments later, Forest was having sex with Rainbow Dash’s dead body.

He was really banging the dead body too, like every girl’s dream of being banged like that, while Forest was saying, “Please forgive me Rainbow Dash. I’m so sorry that I called you a slut. Can you ever forgive me? Your hair smells pretty today…and you look awesome…and your creepy opened eyes with your opened mouth is also looking good today…please don’t haunt me tonight.”

A Fires tale is not quite as blunt,
Of the story we knew of sticks and stones.
A fire’s easy once you get to know it,
With the help of a magic of a lap dance at a bar,
Let’s delve deeper into fire philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloud City’s idiotic tendencies.
It’s so easy to forget that shitty city,
With it’s burning corpses, and social insanity.
But with all shitty things comes a great irresponsibility,
Of that Cloud City keeping the fire alive
How you ask, are they up to the task,
To which the answer is in a simple loser.
In the Fire Factory, where shits and giggles come true,
In the Fire Factory, where all souls burn to death,
In the Fire Factory, where all shits and giggles come true.