My Little Pony: Frey Freys are Magic

It was a sunny afternoon in Ponyville, except for one dark cloud over

the local cemetery. Indoors there was a funeral for a local stallion,

or was it a mare, we aren't really sure. A white stallion walked up to

the stand to make a speech. But as he walked up he was swerving side

to side. No one noticed at first, until he got up to the stand. At

first his words were sincere and kind, but then that's when shit went

down. "...Now even though he hung around me alot, I fuckin' hated the

guy." said the white stallion. "Oh no," said a slightly smaller white

stallion in the crowd, leaning over whispering into his friends ear

"he's drunk again." "I always hated that guy, even his family and

friends. I'm glad he's dead now." A bunch of pony's at the funeral

home let out a gasp. "....You know that little asshole stole my iPod,

even though I found it a week later under my bed I was still

suspicious of him" the stallion continued. Just then the young white

stallion bolted up to the stand, pushed the other stallion out of the

way and said, "I'm sorry, please excuse my friend. This will never

happen again I swear." he then glanced over at the family of the

dead.... Whatever it was and said l, "I'm sorry for your loss." and

quickly bolted off the stage.

Later, when the drunk stallion was coming back to his senses. "Dammit

Dark what were you doing on stage, you know it's Holy Diseases funeral

and that you tell the truth when you're drunk." said the younger

stallion with a black mane and red eyes. "Yeah," said the stallion

that the young one whispered to earlier, " it's a good thing Spark

pulled you off stage before you admitted to killing him" huh...... So

it was a stallion. "We all know it was an accident... Well, the royal

guard thinks that at least" said the pony named Dark. "You know Dark,

you should be glad that you have Lightning and I to cover your ass all

the time" said the younger pony known as Spark. "Well that's what

friends are for right?" Dark said as if these things happen all the

time, which they do. "Say, speaking of friends..... Where's Sir Hooves

alot?" Spark said changing the subject as he does commonly. "Well you

know Hooves Alot, he's always late," said Lightning Chaser, another

white stallion with a red and black mane. Slightly waking up from his

drunkenness, Dark said, "Yeah I haven't seen him since the party last

night when he was in a tutu." "Tha- that sounds nothing like something

Hoovesalot would do," Spark said with a slight confusion in his voice.

"You'd be surprised what he'd do when he's drunk!" Dark said with a

hint of excitement in his voice. "Why was he drunk?" Spark said with a

questioning look with Lightning joining him. "Well, you see, he came

to wor-" Dark got cut off as Sir Hoovesalot came up behind him "You

guys talkin' 'bout me?!" he said with a sarcastic tone in his voice.

The three stallions turned only to see Hoovesalot Wearing the tutu

Dark had just described. "Um.... Hoovesalot you uh..... Ya look

different.... Did you uh.... Do something with your mane?" Spark said

in a nervous voice trying to avoid the obvious. Sir Hoovesalot stared

at him, a mixture of suspicion and anger, but then burst into

laughter, "How'd you know I hadn't even taken off my hat yet!"

(Hoovesalot is a brown pony, kind of like the color of Dr. Whooves, he

also has sunglasses and a hat similar to that of Dark's, and yes, his

name is a play off of Sir Mixalot he also has a black mane) "Tutu

dumbfuck" Dark said laughing even louder than Hoovesalot, almost like

a maniac (though technically I guess he is considering what happened

to Holy Disease). "Dude don't die!" Hoovesalot said in yet another

sarcastic tone. Suddenly the four friends hear a noise as if somepony

was rushing towards them. They turned to see Pinkie Pie with a look of

hurriedness on her face as if she was trying to catch up to someone.

She then jumped and fell face first into the ground. "Whoa, are you

all right?" said Lightning Chaser as the four gathered around her. "I

thought you guys were new so I ran over here as fast as I could so I

can help you guys make friends!" she said. "I've lived here for a

while now!" said Spark with a bit of offendedness in his tone. "Oh,

then I'm sorry I hadn't noticed you before," she said with a little

bit of sadness in her voice, " Oh I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!"

she seemed to have jumped from sadness to excitement quickly. "I'm

Lightning Chaser" said the pony who had asked if she was okay. "I'm

Sir Hoovesalot...... Call 1800!" said...... Well you get the point.

"and I'm Dj Dark and I feel like I've seen you before...." Dark said

trying to remember. "Well you've probably seen me at the Sugarcube

Corner, I work there!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly. "Well anyway thanks

for the introduction, I'm actually new around here. Maybe you can show

us around sometime!" Dark said.  "Hey! I still haven't introduced

myself, and the names Spark.... Spark Nova!" Spark Nova said angrily.

"Well I gotta go now, see ya around Sparky!" Pinkie said as she

trotted away happily.

Later, as they are walking home "........ What the Buck was that, my

names not Sparky, it's Spark Nova, it's more explosive that way! And

how could she not know me, I've lived here for months and I even got a

bucking job application from her the other bucking day!!!" .....Spark

Nova was obviously very angry. "Wait, you got a job? Awesome! Maybe

you can get your friends some free snackage nudge nudge!" Said Dark

obviously trying to hint something. "Heh.... Yeah right. I'm

definitely not going to work there if someone as scatterbrained as her

is my boss!" said Spark still fuming over their encounter. "Spark

you've been yammering on about this since 12 pm, it is now three in

the afternoon, and besides, I think you have more in common than you

think." Lightning was pointing out how his friend can also be

scatterbrained sometimes.  "Hey shouldn't we be helping Dj mc

Darklesteen move in?" said Hoovesalot trying to once again be funny,

though usually he gets the laughs. "Oh yeah he's right, let's get

moving." said Lightning also wanting to change the subject also. "Yeah

um.... You do realize y'all gon' be my movin' bitches right, i 'm just

going to sit there and watch you guys." said Dark being a prick as

usual. "Wait what!?!?" the other three said in shock.

At 5pm after the three finished moving all Dark's shit.... "Alright

bitch we moved all your shit, now pay us!" said a rather unhappy

Lightning Chaser. "Well I guess bitches deserve to get paid, here,

five bits for each of my bitches!" said Dark in a douchey manner as he

went to eat a cookie. Suddenly Hoovesalaot smacked the cookie out of

his hoof and shouted "Put the cookie down!" in an Arnold

Schwarzenegger tone (he liked quoting him) "Geez bitches be trippin'"

Dark said rather rudely before unintentionally falling off the crate

he was sitting on. "Lol he's right!" Spark said in response to what

happened. "Shut up.... Sparky!" Dark said trying to remind Spark Nova

who was boss right now, as he picked his cookie up he went to see how

much rent would be. "Hmm....." he stared at the paper for a long time

before breaking silence. "Okay looks like I'm gonna need to room with

one of you bitches... So which one of you do I like more?" he said

rather smugly. "You mean we moved all your shit for nothing!?

Lightning said looking rather angry. DJ Douche ignored Lightning and

continued to think. "  Hey Spark!" Dj shouted. Spark Nova seemed, to

be distracted by some weird thing in the grass. "Huh" he looked back

at Dark. "Meet your new roommate!" Dark said cheerfully. "Oh buck no,

there is no way I'm rooming with you!"

Later that night Spark and Dark were walking home while Dark was

humming what was probably some Hollywood Undead song. "I don't know

how I got stuck with you, but I know I am not going to like this!"

Spark said rather grimly. "Well tomorrow I'll take the tour with

Pinkie Pie and I'll be out of your hair," said Dark trying to get back

on Spark's good side. "In that case tomorrow couldn't come any

sooner!" Spark sounding a little gloomy. "Maybe you could work on your

job application," Dark still trying to be nice, "Besides this is only

temporary until I get a job!" "This may be a while then....." Spark

thought to himself.

Deep into the night Dj Doofus lies asleep in Spark Nova's bed, ( Spark

said he'd sleep on the couch) Dark wakes up in a giant shadowy room

and it unfolds into a dark gloomy swamp. He decides to walk further

into the swamp not knowing the perils ahead. As he was walking, a

shadowy figure appears and starts towards him. Paralyzed in fear Dark

just stands watching as it speeds toward him. As it gets closer it

starts to form in what appears to be a young mare..... My bad it

started to form into what appeared to be Holy Disease, "goddammit!"

Dark said as he began to notice. Hey I didn't see that one coming. The

voice of the ghost then whispered very eerily "Save the soul" then it

disappeared into fire...... Because why the hell not. Suddenly Dark

jumps awake, "goddamn that was scary!" he quickly jumped out of the

bed and bolted into Spark's private study, he sounded like he was

writing some sort of emo poem. He looks over to see Dark standing in

the doorway and he quickly pushed away a piece of paper and wiped away

what appeared to me make-up on his face. "Um...... Dark, what are you

doing up at this hour?" he said as if he were trying to hold back

something. "Are you in a cult or something?" Spark looks at him with a

sort of, did you really just say that, look. "Anyways I just the

creepiest nightmare!" Dark said still slightly scared. "Oh, do tell."

Spark Nova said in a sarcastic tone. "Well I was sleeping.... And

stuff happened.... And Holy Disease tried to kill me and then he

leaned in and said 'save the soul!' and I feel like he's going to try

and kill me!" Dj Dark said really fast. "Well..." Spark said with a

pause " he is dead, it's just a dream." "But I'm really fuckin' scared

man!!!" Dark said, still panicking.... Heh bitch. "Well what do you

want me to do about it!?" Spark said getting very annoyed. "Come with

me on the tour tomorrow! Pweeeaaase!?" Dark said trying to convince

Spark. "No, look I am not going to spend a day with that bitch! And I

have things to do tomorrow, like be away from you!" Spark said getting

even more annoyed.  "Come oooon, I bet you haven't seen all of

ponyville yet, plus you can make some friends! "Are you saying I don't

have friends!? What the hell are you supposed to be then!?" Spark said

getting to a breaking point. "Um.... Your pimp?" Dark said trying to

be funny. " I'm not going with you and that's that!" Spark said now

furious at what Dark was saying. "Please, I'm sorry I'll take it back

if you just go!" Dark said still trying to convince him. "If it will

get you to stop whining about it then fine! I'll go! But only if you

can convince the others to go!" Spark said finally reaching an end to

this argument. "Okay!" Dark said excitedly " I'll go call them right

now!" "Wait, not now! It's like 3 am!" and so Spark decided to just

let whatever happens happen and get some rest before tomorrow.