Chaos in Ponyville Part II: The Road Trip

What the fuck just happened. Man I told you there were sock goblins man damn Tyler said. Well can you drive Tyler? Bruce said tiredly. Sure why the fuck not you go sleep in the back Tyler said. Getting real tired of your shit Bruce. So while Tyler was driving Bruce slept having sexy wet dreams as always. Then something got Tyler's attention it was a strip club and it sure the hell was. So Tyler pulled over and there was a guard and it was Big Willy. Tyler knew Big Willy from his high school years. They used to be best friends until he stole Tyler's weed, you never steel that mans weed or it will come back to haunt you. So Tyler went up to Big Willy and said, Man whats up Big Willy haven't seen you since high school. Who the hell are you Big Willy said confused. Tyler you know the young drug dealer back in the day man. Oh shit I re... SMACK! That's for stealing my weed nigua. So Tyler went inside and instantly got a mutha fuckin chubby...THATS RIGHT MOTHA FAHCOS. So then a sexy lady came up to him and said "you want a good time baby" and being Tyler he said "HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YES BITCH" so they went to the back and Tyler sat down and she began to get naked and started dancing, Then Tyler pulled out a ring brand and got her on the ass cheek lol, so she screemed and Big Willy came in and tried to kick the shit out of Tyler. But Tyler pulled up his shirt and had a gun sticking out of his pants and said "WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GET DONE IN!" But someone called the police and that's when shit got crazy, mother fuckas started shooting up the place, so Tyler cut the power got a silencer and a stroblight on his pistola and started doing in niggas, so Tyler ran outside and seen Big Willy getting in his car and Tyler said "Get Fucked" and shot him in his ass and ran up to him and said "That's what you get fo steeling my weed nigga" and stole his dope. Then Tyler ran for the bus and woke Bruce upand Bruce said "Man what the fuck I was sleeping" "So I don't give a fuck I just killed over 50 cops and killed Big Willy and scored some smoke so lets get the fuck out dawg".
So now what? Bruce said.
''I say we kick it at a hotel tonight'' said Tyler.
''I'm down'' Bruce said.
So the next morning Tyler got up to go get some coffee and a tall ugly ass nigga came up to Tyler and grabbed him and said ''You done fucked up now'' and let go.
So then Tyler went back up to get Bruce, when he got to the room he smacked Bruce and said
''We need to bounce NOW!''
So the hopped in the Party Bus and went out and yelled
''I'M OUT THIS PIECE FUCK OFF BITCH''