It's the sequel you never asked for, to the story you've never heard of.
After the death of Michael Jordan in the events of Chaos in Ponyville, Bruce and Tyler set off on a road trip in his honor to (somehow) Austin, Texas to find Ray of Achievement Hunter, who seems to be the only one who can change them back (Also, he stole Tyler's weed money). But in the aftermath, the sorcerer Shang Tsung recovered Derpy Hooves' corpse, riddled with bullets and...semen. He resurrects her and gives her ultimate power and sends her after Bruce and Tyler to stop them from becoming human again. Will Bruce and Tyler succeed in their quest, or will they be brutally raped murdered in the process?