The Bluest Fear

Blu was in a bed with a pony…"I have to admit, this doesn't look good." he said.

"Yeah, it looks bad…if we did…you know?" she was now dying of embarrassment and puzzlement.

"Well, if we did, how bad could things be?" he asked,

"I-I don't know, what exactly do you remember?" she asked him. Blu tried to think of something, but after her kissing him, nothing, not a single thing.

"Well, you kissed me…then nothing." he said.

Applejack shouted from downstairs, "C'mon y'all!" Blu looked at Rainbow,

"AJ doesn't know you're here, quick, go!" he shouted with a whisper.

"COMING!" Blu shouted downstairs. He was already dressed, so he went downstairs. Applejack had made some apple-pancakes. "WOW!" said Blu, he'd never seen any other pancake type apart from eggs..

"Applejack?" asked Blu, he was going to ask her about inter-species relationships, but, that seemed a bit creepy. "Yes, sugar cube?" she said. That's it, "Why do you call every…er…pony, sugar cube?" he said, trying to change his sentence so it fit their grammar.

"You know-I don't know. It's just a nick name Ah gave everypony." she said, hopefully not aware he was lying. 'Dammit, I'm lying to the element of honesty!' he thought.

"Applejack, I'm afraid I can't stay, I-I'm gonna go see Derpy, where does she live?" he said.

Applejack turned to face him, "Ya did hear what I told ya, right, last night?" Blu nodded,

"Yeah, I know, but I just want to talk to her about something." he told her. "I need to speak to her about the…err, cross-eyed thing." he said.

"Oh, fine-but if do so much as touch her, I'll come get you, right?" she said through gritted teeth. She could tell, however, that he wanted to see if she'd been alright.

He left the house after some amazing tasting pancakes, "Erm, Rainbow? You still here?" he shouted, away from the house, not to grab Applejack's attention.

"Yeah" came from behind him, he looked at her, "I-I'm here, I was waiting for you. So, erm…" she died the sentence down, like he would have expected Fluttershy to.

"Rainbow, just say it, I know it's a strange thing to say, but it does make sense to at least try." he said in confidence.

"So, what if we did- And what if I'm preg-" Blu cut off quickly,

"Oh, no! oh god, I didn't think you were gonna say that!" he shouted. "Well, is there like a hospital, or something?" he asked. 'This is the stupidest thing I've ever done-presuming I did make love to a pony. Make love?, how British!' he thought to himself.

Rainbow said "Well, I'll go to the hospital and…you see Derpy." she said before flying off.

Blu walked down the dirt road, until he came across a street, and at the end of this street, was Twilight's library. He quickly rushed down the town, getting strange looks, and stares he hadn't received before, maybe they knew what he'd done… he didn't end up like Luke, or Jack?

As time passed, and he'd gotten to twilights house, he knocked on the door. "Twilight, you in?" he said. There was a clattering sound from inside, "Twi, you okay in there-" he was cut of by a,

"Yeah, a bookshelf fell over-SPIKE, watch out!" another falling bookshelf? Blu opened the door, and saw loads of books spilled on the floor.

"I shalt help you!" he said a ridiculous voice.

He walked over to Twilight, and started picking up some books, "So Twi-if I can call you that, I have 2 questions and a request" he said,

"Question 1, where does Derpy live?" he finished. Twilight looked at him with shock,

"I personally don't think you should see her" she said,

"But I've already seen her." he said,

"Oh, then you know about the…" she trailed off.

"Look, Twilight, I can see that Jack, or Luke-whatever his name is, he's corrupt, angry, and Celestia tried to help, that didn't work. As I already know, he…beat up Fluttershy, made Pinkie so depressed she got ill…" he couldn't bring himself to say the next part, but he had to, to make his point, "raped Derpy, and I'm not sure about the other ponies, but…for god-Celestia's sake, not all humans are like that!" he finished raging.

"Well, question 2?" asked Twilight,

"Yeah, yeah, sorry-2, is it possible to cross-breed?" he said, blushing.

"Did you-" Blu cut her off, he was scared he'd be banished or something worse if he didn't tell the truth.

"Yes, well, no, I don't know…Rainbow Dash kissed me, at Applejack's place, and…I don't remember, then I woke up like 2 hours ago, in the same bed with her, I don't remember anything-" Twilight stopped him from talking,

"I knew this would happen, Dash is out of control when she loosens up." she said.

"Loosens up?" Blu asked.

"Cool, she always says she is cool, and skilled and that stuff, but she's never had emotions like this, when you called her beautiful, it triggered some sort of emotion chain."

Blu stared at her, "So, your saying, that she's never been in love?" Twilight continued,

"No." she said.

"Oh." said Blu.

He felt ashamed at the question, "So, the request, erm… Can you get a spell that can make me fly?" he asked.

"Well, no, but I have a spell that can make you walk on clouds." Twilight stopped moving books around, "Well, I don't know if it will work on you…" she said.

Blu asked Twilight for a second request before leaving, "Twilight, one more thing, do you have a species-changing spell? He said.

"I-I don't know, why should I?"

Blu shrugged, "Well, if we did, I don't like the thought of pony mother slash human father…" Twilight nodded,

"Well, I'll look for one, in the mean time, the spell for walking on clouds?", she said.

After Blu had agreed to the terms and conditions, and what might go wrong, he said calmly "Well, if I can make someone happier doing it, then I'm fine with it."

Twilight closed her eyes, and pointed her horn at Blu, he was getting a little bit anxious again. She looked like she was thinking too hard, "Twili- Blu managed to get out before he couldn't speak. He couldn't feel his mouth, he had a massive purple cloud around him, and it looked weird. "Mhmf-" he mumbled. His feet got a strange tingling sensation, which made his way up his legs, into his stomach, through his chest, and his arms, and then he blacked out.

After a few brief glimpses of Twilight over him, he got up, "Twilight, did it work?" he said, hoping beyond his capacity.

"I don't know, care to test it?" she asked,

"YESYESYESYESYES!" he raged.

Twilight backup up, scared a bit-only at the shouting, "C'mon then, to clouds dale." she said. They walked outside the library, Blu was okay with this world, besides, his agoraphobia seemed to have died, along with his conceptions about a pony world.

Blu and Twilight eventually arrived at a hot air balloon. "Whoa!" shouted Blu, this world was getting more cooler all the time.

"Well, get in?" she said, half commanding, half asking.

"Yeah…" Blu was too amazed to speak about the hot air balloon.

"Cloudsdale" she said to a stallion, stood near it, he nodded, and pulled a lever, the balloon was now going up, "Luckily, if you want to see derpy, she lives in that house over-".

Blu interrupted her, "Wow, you can make houses out of clouds?" he said, with sheer amazement.

"Yes." she simply replied. Blu looked around as the balloon stopped at cloud level. He opened the door, and stepped out. He was expecting to fall straight through, but in actual fact, all that happened, is that the cloud he stepped on, felt like concrete.

Twilight gave him a goodbye. And Blu started his adventure of trying to get to Derpy's house. While he was walking, he noticed three ponies, dressed in strange blue and yellow costumes, they were stood near a sign-wave that they were also in, it read "WONDER BOLTS". So, this is the wonder bolts is it?

Blu walked up to them, it was easier, because he was a human, and they were surrounded by ponies, and asked "Excuse me? I've heard that your famous from a…friend, whatever for?" They looked at him, the three of them, one female, and two male. They hardly seemed to notice him, after looking at him for a second.

The crowd started to trample his feet, so he left.