The Bluest Fear

"Now, dear Derpy, there are some things I wish to discuss with you…" he started off, trying to imagine how he'd start to converse, when suddenly, from in front of him came a,

"Like what?" Blu hadn't paid attention to what he was doing.

"Oh, Derpy, like um… Look, I don't want to make you sad again, so I'll just get it over with, Applejack told me…about Dinky-strange, that means small where I come from-it is a pun?"

Derpy didn't have an expression when he'd started talking, just a blank face.

"Well, it means that here too, silly. I chose it, because she's my little muffin." she said, with a happy face.

"And, also, I'd like to know, for personal reasons, why if "what's his name" did, you know, then did that change something with DNA, because why else would Dinky be a unicorn?" he said.

With still, the same face, she said "I'm not sure, why, what's your reason?" she said, Blu didn't mind answering the question, seeing as he didn't know what he'd done that night,

"Well, I may have 'done it' with Rainbow Dash. I mean, I don't know, I remember she kissed me, then it stops there…" he trailed off, seeing Derpy's face change from expressionless to slightly agitated.

"Well, let me tell you something, if that did happen, don't you dare leave her, that would ruin everything." she said. Her face went to happy, "And it's nice to see you walking on clouds." Blu looked at her, saying bye as she left, how is it that ponies can be angry, then happy, all in 10 seconds?

Well, whatever this was, it didn't matter right now, because Blu thought again, 'I've visited Twilight, Applejack I see every night, Rainbow-may have impregnated her, Pinkie, Rarity and Fluttershy.' "Pinkie first, no, Fluttershy, yeah." he said quietly, looking down the edge of a cloud, seeing the town of Ponyville's street market place, he could see Fluttershy down there. So he, without quite thinking properly, jumped off of the cloud.

"OH GOD!" he shouted, he was falling, and there was no way to stop it, "HELP!" he shouted. Some of the ponies looked up, and some Pegasus ponies stared at him, as though they thought he was trying to fly, never-the-less, 2 Pegasus and Fluttershy jumped into the air, and grabbed him, about 4 metres from the ground. "Th-Th-Thanks Fluttershy, and by the way, I wanted to know if you had anything I could use for-" he stopped and looked at her, she looked terrified beyond belief, "Oh, sorry, I wasn't thinking." he said.

"No-it's ok, really" she snapped back into reality, "Just don't do it again, you might have been hurt. And what did you want?" she finished.

"What? Oh yeah, I need to borrow something from you, it doesn't matter though."

She smiled, "Ok, well, if that's all you wanted, goodbye." she said, before galloping off.

'Fluttershy, check.' Blu thought.

He walked down the street, until he came across a tall, slender building, white-mainly, and it had Rarity written all over it. Blu walked up to the door, and knocked, "Hello?, residence of Rarity?" he asked, there was no answer. He was about to walk away when he heard some humming sounds, and the door was covered in a blue-ish cloud, magic? He was right, the door opened, with Rarity behind it, using her magic to open it.

"Hello Blu, dear. However could I help you?" she said in a very posh, British-like accent.

"Well, yes, I came to see if you could supply me with some clothes, I know I'd obviously had to pay, but I'm getting a bit stinky." he said. Rarity's face lit with curiosity and excitement,

"No, no dear. It would be my pleasure to work with something new."

"So, er…" Blu started until Rarity said he could come in.

"Thank you!" shouted Rarity, she looked so happy to see him.

She told him to follow her, she went upstairs, and into a room on the right, he didn't see how this fit into the building, but It was magic anyway.

"Well, I've already got some costumes for you, I originally made them for…didn't like…thought you might?" she tried to say it in one sentence, but it didn't work.

"Yeah, sure, ill try on some clothes." Blu said, he'd got sweat under his arms, and on the back of his neck… He wasn't used to this heat.

"Okay, here we go" said Rarity.

She used her horn to get a white t-shirt, with small diamonds stitched into the sleeve like a stripe. "Oh my god, that looks awesome" he said, "But er, may I use your washroom, I don't want to get it sweaty." Rarity pointed a hoof at the door across from the room they were in. Blu rushed to the bathroom, he washed himself with the water from the tap, quickly. When he'd done, he got out of the bathroom, and rejoined Rarity.

"Let me try it on!" Blu shouted. It was the best top he'd ever seen. He took of his top. Rarity turned around, respecting his privacy.

When he got the top on, Rarity turned around, "Oh, wow, that suits you excellently!" she said. Blu thought about his favourite song, maybe because he was so happy. "Ponies rocking in the house, tonight!" LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem.

Rarity looked at him, "Yes, I'm sure they are. That sounds like something Vinyl Scratch would like to play."

'MY PHONE!' Blu didn't think about his phone before he arrived, he took it out of his pocket, "Hey listen to the real thing." he said.

After about 6 minutes, the song finished. "Yes, I'm sure she'd like that, very much, and also, what it that?" she asked him.

Blu replied "It's a phone, you can talk to ponies on it, but no-one here has one, but me, so it's only good really for filming and songs…" he finished, now going into his mind with the sentence.

Suddenly, a small purple character walked into the room, "Rarity, I've finished the mess in Sweetie's room."

'Oh, it was spike, this was bound to end well' Blu thought. But to his surprise, Spike instead held out a hand, well claw,

"Hi, I'm sorry about before, it's just that-" he stopped hi there, shaking his claw and saying,

"Well, at least you apologized for it, and I know exactly what that evil cretin did, Spike…" Spike seemed to be confused, "What do you mean, at least I apologized"?" he said.

Blu stopped shaking his claw, and he and Rarity had started walking downstairs, he wasn't sure why. He hadn't been paying attention again. "Well, on earth, where I come from, if your attacked, viciously" spike looked down, "It was only a joke, but still, on earth, no-one would have apologized." he said. It was getting to 6pm-ish time.

"Sorry, Rarity, Spike, but I have to do some more things, and little time to do it in." They both nodded,

"Oh, and, I'll let you have it, because you've proved Luke wrong." Blu couldn't help but talk about this a little bit more

"What?" he said, "well, he said once that all humans were evil and conniving, but, you are not." she said. He waved goodbye, and left the building.

"Pinkie-" he said, before she herself, from out of nowhere appeared,

"Hey Blu, how are you?" she said in his face.

"Pinkie!" he screamed, "Don't ever do that again! You scared the living he- 'hell? No… hay out of me!" he said, calming down.

"Okie dokie!" she shouted.