Rarity's Diary

My dearest diary;

This morning was hectic. I was forced to choose which of my outfits would be suitable for Princess Celestia's arrival to Ponyville. I wanted to make the best impression on the princess by showing my top glamour. I succeeded in my mission of not allowing anypony to touch the dress. To top that hard-working cleanliness, I also helped Applejack leave a good impression on the princess by telling her to eat the food in proper order. That would help her manners. I even turned down an opportunity to eat brunch and go on a date with her.

My only shortcoming at that party was Princess Celestia's pet bird, Philomena. If that bird wasn't there, I probably would've made a better impression on the princess. Everytime the bird sneezed out its wings and they nearly got on me, I almost fainted but had to keep myself in balance.

I casually walked backwards outside the door and was on my way in a hustle, so that I wouldn't fall into any mishaps on my way home. Celestia was probably impressed by my diligence, and luckily for myself, she had cut the party short.

Twilight even came to my boutique to thank me for leaving such a good impression on the princess, though there seemed to be a lazy strain in her voice, and it didn't sound like how she usually is when she means something. Most likely dry night air.

As the afternoon progressed, I put away my outfit, and met up with Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. I was trying to sway Applejack the most, partly due to the fact that Rainbow Dash kept racing Pinkie Pie and lost. So when I tried to act flirtatious towards Applejack, you wouldn't believe my unpredictable shock at when Twilight grabbed hold of me and lifted me up. Normally I'd be flattered, but I was losing my chances with Applejack from this.

Fluttershy and Twilight were after Princess Celestia's pet bird, Philomena. And when they finally did, Philomena had finally sneezed out all of her wings and fainted rather melodramatically, at least relatively speaking of course. Fluttershy was in the fits of tears, and when Celestia came back to town looking for her prized pet, and found its dusty ashes, she asked that it "Stopped fooling around." Philomena suddenly had exploded twice and transformed into a creature known as a phoenix. Rainbow Dash even made the phoenix tickle the royal guards with her feathers. We all laughed in delight at the bird's tomfoolery. Hah. Next thing you know Rainbow Dash will be pranking me by making the bird sneeze on me. Anyways, I'll have to end my entry off here. Rainbow Dash is at my door with a strange glowing orange pattern behind her.

~Rarity