My dearest diary;

I was working on my latest outfit for the gala, still trying to come up with ideas of what I should wear. Suddenly, a doorbell had rang. When I opened it, all that was in front of me was a group of flowers. I immediately considered that Prince Blueblood sent me these, to show me his silent affection, but then I started sneezing. I started thinking that Blueblood was nothing more than an "ennuyeux trou du cul", and then I felt a slight bit of rage, until I noticed that it was Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie. I was about to burst out at them, until Pinkie Pie sneezed and flew away, which admittedly gave me the slightest chuckle. I still have my suspicions that her, Applejack, and every other earth pony are planning to eat every other species in Equestria. I'm just humoring Pinkie Pie for now. Got to strike back at a suitable time.

Eventually, the secretly malicious earth pony invited us to a party. I predicted it was a party to eat everypony in Ponyville but the earth ponies, so I brought a spare needle from my store to use as self-defense.

Pinkie told every guest that the party was for a griffon called Gilda. You might me wondering, "How does lady Rarity know that this 'Gilda' is a griffon?" It was simple. I sneaked around every earth pony I saw until I met a fellow unicorn, Twilight. I asked her who Gilda is. Twilight replied that gilda is a griffon, and an old friend of Rainbow Dash. Once I heard this, I thanked Twilight for her help, and wished her luck in the upcoming Earth Pony War. She gave me a strange look, and asked if I was alright, to which I answered that I was, and that I've been saving my energy for the earth pony vs. pegasi and unicorn war.

Applejack walked over to me for conversation. To not seem childish, I attempted to converse with my earth pony acquaintance. She asked me who's this Gilda she's heard nothing about. I replied in a very condescending manner that I think that she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash, and is a griffon. I had my eyes closed and turned away to show that I wasn't 100% interested in Applejack. That way, she wouldn't sap any type of secret information I have.

After a while, I noticed pranks happening to Gilda. I was guessing that it was the earth ponies, starting off with a practical way of hurting this, but then proceeding to get worse with their so-called 'pranks' eventually. I refused to blurt out that though, just in case.

One prank done was spitting snakes in a wrapped box Gilda was opening, under the impression that it was a present. Applejack noted to me that somepony pulled the prank on her last month. I hope I caused you and your earth pony friends to forever fear me, Applejack!

To not want to accidentaly make my suspicions obvious, I decided to play a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Pony'. Applejack offered it, and I made it clear that it was my favorite game, mostly for the idea that you are adding an accesory to an otherwise bland model. I demanded that I go first, to show the earth ponies that they shall be inferior, despite their best efforts. I wanted the purple tail specifically, as that has the most usefulness. Applejack is jealous of purple tails.

Sadly, Gilda snatched the purple tail before I could grab hold of it. I bet that she's working for the earth ponies. Gilda, you're going on my worst archenemy's list, not just for being impolite, rude, and having a painful speech pattern, but also for you obviously working for Applejack. Her hat is the colour of your skin after all, so this obviously makes perfect sense.

As the evil Pinkie Pie guided Gilda to teach her how to play the game, I started thinking to myself that Pinkie Pie is most certainly teaching Gilda all of the ways of Equestria, so that she can teach her griffon friends. Together, earth ponies and griffons will band together, and overthrow Princess Celestia, thus ruling our beautiful Equestria. "I will fight", I thought. "No, too much of a scene to make", I said to myself.

Oddly enough though, Gilda appeared to be acting ignorant towards her comrade, Pinkie Pie. She was impersonating her. Part of me believes that Gilda has been thought how every earth pony talks, and has memorized all of their language.

Gilda, in the end, ended up tripping on some cake leftovers on the ground. I saw Spike eating the cake, but he didn't eat too much of it. When no-one looked, I destroyed the entire cake, and made sure that an earth pony would trip. This would cause one member of the opposition to be weakened.

Mysteriously, Gilda, in the words of juvenile fillies, "flipped out" at Pinkie Pie, thinking that she did all of the pranks that landed on Gilda. However, Rainbow Dash was the actual practical joker, who said that the pranks weren't just meant for Gilda. They were meant for everypony, the more dangerous ones for the earth ponies. Rainbow Dash tried intimidating Gilda, thus striking fear into her, making her quit her dirty work. Thank you, Rainbow Dash. You are a hero.

Rainbow Dash pushed Gilda out of the earth pony and pegasi alliance, and Gilda stormed off. Something is telling me that this whole uproarious event was a simple act by Gilda, and Pinkie Pie. They are working us up to fight, as they are with themselves. Bloody showhorses.

In the end, Rainbow Dash apologized to Pinkie Pie, though Pinkie should be apologizing for her secret malevolent plans. She even had a hoofbuzzer. Both sides were obviously trying to weaken each other. Rainbow Dash slightly sacrificed herself. For that, I thank her. Much to my dismay, Pinkie still had energy left in her.

We continued the party for another few hours. I played with the purple tail in front of Fluttershy. I said to her, "Pretend that this is an earth pony". She laughed and laughed. The Pegasi are my faithful companions. Thank you, legion. We shall forever triumph.
~Rarity

Author's Note

Rarity appeared for like a minute in the episode. Oh, the things I come up with