A Toaster in Equestria

Around that time, Twilight Sparkle went home for her favorite snack of liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. While eating she wrote a letter to Princess Celestia about the toaster.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today we learned a valuable lesson about friendship.  Sometimes weird machines from alternate universes that haven’t been invented yet will show up in random fields on the outskirts of town.  Alone, strange small boxes that show no visible sign of being able to create harm can be incredibly scary.  Luckily, I had my friends around to help me face the evils of strange bead-like products.  You never know when Discord will escape and possess a small inanimate object to take over Equestria and stop two of the most powerful princesses in the world due to the evils of hard bread.

Actually, this toast thing may just be stale bread.  Why did we just leave the toaster in the field?  We missed out on making delicious baked bread products for all the little fillies to enjoy!  Oh, and someone may come along and think the toaster is evil.  Or you know, Discord could possess it and use it’s power to take over Equestria.  Or rub lotion on its skin.  I  know you think I’m paranoid, but I know this will happen.  Just you watch.  The take over Equestria, not the rub lotion on a machine’s skin.  That would be weird.

I just remembered, the lambs have stopped screaming!  They got out of my head!

By the way, do these longer letters annoy you?  If so, I could stop.  I’m totally not trying to be a suck up or anything like that by writing you long inconsequential letters about the first five minutes of my day and stuff.  Um, I have to go, my oven just caught on fire, and I’m having an old friend for dinner.

Your faithful student (who will most certainly not be using a toaster to take over Equestria)

Twilight Sparkle