The Fantastically Mediocre Adventures Of Orion

The next few hours were excruciatingly boring. Just sitting around awkwardly in a small barn next to a freaking unicorn waiting for some princess's pompous ass to get there and talk to Orion and hopefully send him home so he could forget about this weird world of technicolor miniature horses. In an attempt to pass the time, Twilight, tried starting small talk with Orion, but he would have none of it. About 4 hours later, Mrs. Pompous ass "I'm to good for public transport" Princess horse lady showed up.

         "Princess Celestia! Oh I'm so glad you're here! This is what I sent you a letter about." Twilight said, pointing a hoof in Orion's direction. Now that she was in full view, Princess Celestia looked a lot more intimidating than her title said. She was much larger than the other two ponies you saw and was pure white with a prismatic mane that swayed in a wind that wasn't there. She also had a horn AND wings! The way she looked at Orion made him want to crap his pants and hug her at the same time, she oozed regality, wisdom, and confidence. At the same time though she had a motherly look to her and a soft caring smile adorned her face.

         "I see why you've called me here Twilight, this certainly is an interesting find you have." Celestia said to her student.

         "I'm not really a find, I'm kind of a sentient being and would prefer if everyone stopped viewing me as a science experiment." Orion said

         "My apologies creature, I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria along side my dear sister Luna. Might I inquire what you are doing here in Equestria? More specifically Ponyville?" Celestia asked in honest curiosity.

         "I was hoping you would have the answer to that one Princess, I have no idea how I ended up here nor where I am in relation to where I was. Oh and by the way my name is Orion, nice to meet someone with some civility." Orion replied.