The Random Events of Harmony and stuff

by EpicRainbowCat

Prolouge

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Discord sat in his large, chaotic cottage, humming to himself as he enchanted a broom to do the waltz, and enjoying
a cotton candy cloud treat. It was early in the morning, and he was quite relaxed until he heard a loud banging on the door.
Annoyed, he got up and plodded to the door, ready to give whoever was there a very unattractive moustache and a beard to go with it. But when he opened the door, he was so surprised that he quite literally fell to pieces.

"Princess Twilight," he greeted, "what brings you here today?"

"I'm here to discuss you gaining back the trust of us royalty," she said importantly.

"I thought I had proven myself," said Discord.

"Yes, but after that you put Princess Luna's hoof in warm water while she was asleep, scared Princess Cadence's daughter into believing there was a monster under her bed, and tricked Rainbow Dash into being unable to fly for two weeks," pointed out the young princess.

"Ok, ok, fine," grumbled Discord. "What do I have to do? Clean the castle's windows again?"

"No," said Twilight Sparkle, "you have to watch over three fillies and make sure they report any friendship lessons to me.

"WHAT?!" shouted Discord. "Please not this. I'll repaint the castle! I-I'll give Princess Celestia a 5-hour massage!
I'll even clean EVERY gas station bathroom in Fillydelphia, Trottingham, and Manehatten! But please dn't make me do this! Please!"

"I'm sorry Discord, but Queen Chrysallis is repainting the castle, those dragons who Spike once followed on a dragon migration are giving the Princess a massage, and King Sombra is cleaning toilets. This was the only option left," apologized Twilight Sparkle. "But I'm sure you'll do fine. Two of them are quite well behaved. The other one...we'll discuss that later!" she suddenly snapped. "Just sign this document that says you won't harm the filles and that you'll watch over them using this crystal ball," she said, handing Discord a thick set of documents and a glass ball.

"I expect to see you in Ponyville in one week and expect to have several friendship reports from these filles by the end of this year. I will know if you are faking those reports. Goodbye, Discord," and with that, Princess Twilight Sparkle grabbed the documents and slammed the door with a bang.

"What have I gotten myself into?" he wondered out loud.


Author's Note

Thank you to Nighty for giving me all those great suggestions. Thanks to everyone who comments and rates. I'm just a amatuer writer, and please constructive critisim and/or positve feedback (greatly appreciated!) Thank you for reading this, hopefully I did better.

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