Today was just like any other day, with a poor human sitting in Ponyville's only prison cell. He'd tried once again to rob the local bank of all its riches, only to be stopped by the stubborn ponies there.

Just how far down could poor Luis' luck fall? And what did he have to do in order to get into all that gold and jewelry, and call himself a successful thief?



Simply the appearance of a friend in disguise, and an offer he couldn't refuse.



[A/N: You are warned, right here and now, that this fic may break your mind. And not like breaking it from sexuality, or because of the weird fetishes contained within.

Just… I can't even say it. Just be prepared. You have been warned. Oh, and aged up Silver Spoon.]