Galascat Galore: Slapin' some titties
Author notes: Certain words in this story such as "gouchentile" and "bumb" are spelled incorrectly on purpose for a humor effect
Jiahn the vertically challenged lisp boy and fluttershy woke up to the sounds of the cocks blasting heavy metal music with satanic verses such as "kill the ponies and eat their labias" and "dont kiss them on the lips kiss them on the on tits" this made fluttershy increase in moisture between her gouchentile (btw she has two vaginas). As Jiahn walked out of the hay stack that he had just plowed fluttershy in he let out a soft toot, a toots that implied that he loved to take it in the bumb since the toot was so remarkably lose sounding.
Fluttershy's tits were covered in caca. jiahn asked " yo fluttershy why them tities be full of caca"
fluttershy excalimed " well jiahn, theres shit all over the gala"
jiahn asked ," why?"
" well because apple jack did allot of meth she shot pcp into her eye balls and shat on everypony with her taint"
"how much poop" asked jiahn in his homo erectile gay boy lips,
"So much poop that germany exploded"
"whats germany ?" asked jiahn.
"shut the fuck up you know what germany is you fat fuck" said fluttershy in a disgusted grunt bitch voice
"Hi everypony! how was the gala? i didnt get to go because since you assholes left i had to take care of being the biggest bitch in denmark all by my self!" said Rarity
"Oh hai rarity its been such a long time since ive seen your pink bitch tits and disgusting frosting ears how goes the human skin tailor shop? i heard you ate your cat. i find that to be a very good thing since i hate cats unless they are eating my penis out . i am a gigantic faget who loves dick. the dicks i crave are over twenty thousand feet long and only ten inches wide,rarity . Screamed jiahn while grazing his corn hole gently with his thumb and ring finger.
By this time there was shit every where , not only at the gala but also in the river the flows through pony ville making all of the homeless horses very sick. eventully a term was adopted news papers began to be called mayer mayor blankets because every time homeless ponies would complaine about all the poop she would just leift a hoof and shit on them more while hoofing her vaginal creece harder then she ever had before because this shit was THE SHIT.
Anyway,back to the story.
after meeting up with rarity jiahn had an autistic fit when he he noticed that rarity was giving birth and form her vagina came two half human half pony autistic babies that grew up to shit on all of Pearth (pony earth)
sometimes when ponies think back to how stupid jiahn was for fucking a bitch horse they say shit
like dang why coudlnt he have had just gone back to fucking fat bitches like nurse sweetheart and ms cake,
but no he had to fuck that one white chick that everyone secretly talks shit about and wishes they could shit on for being the biggest bitch in all of Tamriel . not even the high elves are as stuck up as this bitch.
seven years later jiahn wakes up to find what that the autistic babies have had babies of their own , these babies grew up to be connan obrian and david letterman who killed their parents when they made a deal with King Sombra (pony satan) to take all the poop of pearth witht he price of their autistic parents lives.
jiahn was the kind of boy who would tug on his weiner when ever he saw splotches of poop on walls.
jiahn saw splotches of poop on the wall of celestias castle and began to tug vigorously.
"oh my these cement walls are burning my cockle with sexual pleasure how could i ever stop being such a gignatic faget "
*splotch* *plump* Kanshig*
suddenly jiahn was on the floor and his ass was in the air as if it was waiting for a monster cock to explode inside it
but no monster cock would come, what would come though was fluttershy hung over ass singing nursery rhymes about her wounder years while high on left over crack particles and jenkum,
"oh , how i love it when dicks fill my butt . when they're in my throat i giggle like a cuuuuunt" -giggle like cunt
and many other equestrian favorites
suddenly jiahn felt like his life was no longer in check, like he didnt belong in this world full of ponies.
this of course is a stupid thought because hes been living in equstria as a human for like fucking what 20 years and NOW and hes just begginning to wounder why hes the only god dang human .
anyway the story ends like this.
ponyville becomes its own independent communist nation and seceded from equestria
raping and pillaging go on for like seventeen years and no one really knows why.
jiahn becomes president of ponyville and gigantic posters of his fagget face are hung up witht he words
" our faget leader" in bold print
fluttershy dies of cum overdose induced by large amounts of cum entering her vaginal clit
rarity becomes so overwhelmed by her genital generosity that she donates her inner and outer labia and dies of dysentery
pinky pie was never in the story because shes a dyke and the only one of the mane six with a tub
twilight sparkle is mexican and no one gives a shit about her new wings because they are dicks
rainbow dash needs to be 20% less of a dyke , she turned my six year old daughter into a lesbian
she fucks little girls in the bathroom now because rainbow dash is her idol and i cant do anything about it because shes a dyke ,
Celectia dicdes to do porn because since she cant be a leader any more shes a useless bitch that does nothing but teach little ponies how to properly treat friends. liek friends ever did anything for anyone.
twilights shitty dress from that one episode died because i killed it.
Sometimes the best virtues are the virtues that go unoticed.
like slappin' some titties every now and again.
when jiahn returned to earth via auto erotic asphyxiation he took the first set of titties and slapped them rite in the tip of the mountain.
THE END.
PS:I HATE MY SELF AND I WANT TO DIE
