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Felanthroid

by Zytharros
Llamas, house cats, insane dogs and humans. Just another day in the life of an Opalescent human.

So, yeah. I woke up as Opalescense this morning, and my day sucked. On top of losing my balls, my wife and kid don't recognize me, one of our barn cats has the hots for me, the dogs have it in for me, the llama mafia are trying to kill me, and the ferret seems to want me for lunch. Luckily I have a friend in the horse.

Sometimes.

Just read it. On second thought, don't. It's humiliating enough as it is...

Inspired by the PonyEarth universe.

Contains self-insertion.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Tragedy
Human
 
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12636 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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18 Chapters:

  1. The Man-Cat in a Barn 2013-06-13 19:48:15 UTC
    393
  2. The Man-Cat Loses His Balls 2013-06-13 19:47:56 UTC
    741
  3. The Man-Cat and the Horny Stud 2013-06-16 06:52:38 UTC
    928
  4. The Man-Cat and the Damned Knot from Hell 2013-06-19 18:22:20 UTC
    573
  5. The Man-Cat and the Llama Thugs 2013-06-25 19:48:08 UTC
    592
  6. The Man-Cat Meets the Mafia 2013-07-09 17:16:21 UTC
    638
  7. The Man and the Cat 2013-07-12 19:58:19 UTC
    976
  8. The Desperation of the Man-Cat 2013-07-17 19:32:50 UTC
    748
  9. Curiosity ...ed the Cat 2013-07-18 19:23:23 UTC
    677
  10. The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act One 2013-07-21 02:30:35 UTC
    920
  11. The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act Two 2013-07-22 13:52:16 UTC
    647
  12. The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act Three 2013-07-23 20:00:39 UTC
    750
  13. The Man-Cat Gets Trolled 2013-07-25 01:35:37 UTC
    782
  14. The Man and the Cat, Act Two 2013-07-25 13:48:44 UTC
    749
  15. The Man-Cat Versus the Ferret 2013-07-31 19:22:28 UTC
    795
  16. The Man-Cat, Twenty-Four Hours Old 2013-08-09 02:31:09 UTC
    1037
  17. The Man-Cat and the Actual Deadline 2013-08-18 02:29:41 UTC
    644
  18. The Cat Does St00pid 2014-01-24 17:09:53 UTC
    46