
Felanthroid
Llamas, house cats, insane dogs and humans. Just another day in the life of an Opalescent human.
So, yeah. I woke up as Opalescense this morning, and my day sucked. On top of losing my balls, my wife and kid don't recognize me, one of our barn cats has the hots for me, the dogs have it in for me, the llama mafia are trying to kill me, and the ferret seems to want me for lunch. Luckily I have a friend in the horse.
Sometimes.
Just read it. On second thought, don't. It's humiliating enough as it is...
Inspired by the PonyEarth universe.
Contains self-insertion.

12636 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
18 Chapters:
- The Man-Cat in a Barn 2013-06-13 19:48:15 UTC393
- The Man-Cat Loses His Balls 2013-06-13 19:47:56 UTC741
- The Man-Cat and the Horny Stud 2013-06-16 06:52:38 UTC928
- The Man-Cat and the Damned Knot from Hell 2013-06-19 18:22:20 UTC573
- The Man-Cat and the Llama Thugs 2013-06-25 19:48:08 UTC592
- The Man-Cat Meets the Mafia 2013-07-09 17:16:21 UTC638
- The Man and the Cat 2013-07-12 19:58:19 UTC976
- The Desperation of the Man-Cat 2013-07-17 19:32:50 UTC748
- Curiosity ...ed the Cat 2013-07-18 19:23:23 UTC677
- The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act One 2013-07-21 02:30:35 UTC920
- The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act Two 2013-07-22 13:52:16 UTC647
- The Man-Cat and the Thirst for Knowledge, Act Three 2013-07-23 20:00:39 UTC750
- The Man-Cat Gets Trolled 2013-07-25 01:35:37 UTC782
- The Man and the Cat, Act Two 2013-07-25 13:48:44 UTC749
- The Man-Cat Versus the Ferret 2013-07-31 19:22:28 UTC795
- The Man-Cat, Twenty-Four Hours Old 2013-08-09 02:31:09 UTC1037
- The Man-Cat and the Actual Deadline 2013-08-18 02:29:41 UTC644
- The Cat Does St00pid 2014-01-24 17:09:53 UTC46