Lil Wayne Goes to Equestria

Lil wayne was getting ready to perform at the Swag Stadium which was located in Swaglanta. He was putting his obey hat on, and his yolo shirt on. He was ready for a great concert! when he walked onto the stage the crowd roared! He then began lip syncing to the first song he was going to "perform". He sang: "Pussy ass niggas' stop hatin. Lil Tunechi got that fire. And these hoes love me like Satan, man! Fuck with me and get bodied. And all she eat is dick." The concert was going very well! The song had ended. The crowd was absolutely ballin for his #swag. Then, Lil Wayne whipped out his Swag Cannon. IT was a big black,round,veiny, moldy, greasy, ballin, swaggin, cannon that wrote swag  all over the cannon. There was an obey hat stapled to the top of the cannon. What happens when the cannon is fired is that obey hats fly in all directions, at a very fast speed. Lil Wayne picked up the microphone, and announced into it: "Ya'll niggas ready for some swag?".In response, the crowd chanted satanic verses." Lil wayne then pressed the button to fire the cannon. BOOM! the cannon had successfully gone off, or thats what Lil Wayne had thought. Then he came to the realization that he was flying through the air. The only reason he did not panic was because he was surrounded by obey hats. Lil wayne quickly flew away from the crowd, the satanic chants got quieter and quieter until he could hear nothing in the storm of obey hats. It seemed like he was ballin in da air for hours. When to his surprise he fell into an apple tree. He then got out of the apple tree and watched his plethora of obey hats hit the ground and bounce away, very very far away. This made Lil Wayne sad, he even cried a little bit on the inside. Lil Wayne thought he was in the middle of no where. When then he saw a big red gay ass pony with a orange mane. Lil Wayne thought there might be a farmer that could help him, because he saw a horse. Lil Wayne looked at the pony again, and noticed it had on a backwards obey hat on. He came to the conclusion that the pony had swag. He then approached the pony in hopes of cummunicating with it. Lil Wayne said: "Yo mah nigga homie G. t-dawg, you ballin mah nigga?" Big mac replied: "eeeeeeeeyyyyyswag" Lil Wayne was surprised to find out the horse could talk, and that it had swurve. Lil wayne then announced: "this is mah new nigga, ill call him swag-yolo mc hollister abercombie and fitch " Big mac replied with a simple: "eeeeeeeeyyyyynigga". Lil Wayne and his new found friend then began to walk. Big mac decided to take him to ponyville and show him all of the swag that was there.