Lil Wayne Goes to Equestria

As Big Mac and Lil Wayne walked into town, Lil Wayne noticed something. He saw that all of the ponies were wearing backwards

Obey hats. There were about 69 ponies in the town that had swag. Lil wayne was very happy so he talked to a light green ballin unicorn with swag. "Humans got swag mah

Nigga" said Lyra Heartstrings. This made Lil wayne very happy he then began balling with his niggas. All the ponies

In town began ballin. And just then Lil wayne had an idea. He thought that he should sing to the swag ponies.

Because they had swag they were bound to like it. So Lil wayne publicly announced he was going to have a

Ballin concert. #SWAG All of the ponies began chanting satanic ritualistic songs. Lil wayne shed a nigga tear his nigga

ass finally felt home. Then Lil wayne hosted a party a party with more swag than any other niggas it was gonna be ballin.

All of the nigga ponies showed up. The building was an abercrombie and fitch that had banners that said swag hung all over.

Everyone was ballin till the day they falled. Then when everyone was asleep Lil Wayne stole all of their money.

He then fucked some bitches then Lil wayne fell asleep he dreamed about how he could rule all of Swagquestria.

He thought he was the leader of these niggas so he realized he should lead them into battle. He wanted all of this world

to have swag. So he hatched a plan after the concert he was gonna tell his niggas he was gonna make a swag army.

Ad request of them to join and they will because the ponies have swag.

Meanwhile in Canterlot The mane 6 were gathered around Princess Celestia. She was crying and so were all the mane 6.

It looks like the breast cancer Princess Celestia tried so hard to stop was finally going to finish her life.

"Twilight" Blurted Celestia " i need the help of you and your friends for I shall not live long enough to stop it myself."

"Don't talk like that!" Screamed Twilight through her cries. "But i shall die in a few minutes I've already seen this in my

dreams" Celestia calmly said. "I need you to stop the Lil wayne army an evil man named Lil wayne has given all of ponyville a swag disease by giving them all backwards obey hats. The army will be formed tomorrow in ponyville. Hurry retrieve the helements of armory to save equestria from being covered in swag fags." Celestia said then the breast cancer took her life.

The ponies cried till they went to sleep. The next morning Lil wayne was getting ready for his concert. He gathered satanic summoners that had swag to make a pentagram and summon Nikki minaj. "Yo mah bitch we gonna be rulers of dis swaggin balling world" yelled Lil wayne #YOLO Then LIl wayne and Nikki minaj began singing together they sang a song called high school. "Uh she got a nigga at home and one on the side. Best friend is a dyke the fucked around a few times. Her and her mama alike so all they do is fight. This ain't high school get in my groove." Once the song ended they bowed and announced that they were creating an army. And that if any niggas wanna join start ballin. The whole crowd began ballin. It made Lil wayne smile then the wonder bolts flew from the sky with obey hats on. They then bowed to Lil wayne showing their alliance. "Hello I am spitfire and we are the wonder bolts we hope you find us useful in your goal." Spitfire said with swag. "Yea mah nigga" said Lil wayne.

"I'll call you niggas man soldiers of SWAG" Lil wayne happily said. "Now the swag empire shall reign over all!" Lil wayne and Nikki minaj yelled as the ponies shouted satanic verses.