Lil Wayne Goes to Equestria

It had been two months, applejack had her funeral, and no pony had attended it. No pony has found the Helements of Armory either. In the last two months Rarity, had stopped talking to her friends. With in this time, Twilight with the help of her friends had created the A.S.P the Anti Swag Ponies. All of the ponies that were not infested with swag had moved to Canterlot. Twilight and her remaining friends thought Rarity might be upset about Applejacks death due to breast cancer. So they decided to throw her a surprise party. The four ponies were waiting in the dark at Raritys house, Rarity was a beauty contest, well thats what her friends thought. She was really at a Lil Wayne concert. When she walked into her house, the four ponies were looking at her. They had trouble seeing her, rainbowdash tried to adjust herself and accidentally kicked fluttershy, and fluttershy squealed. Rarity then quickly turned on the lights, and yelled "Who's the nigga that's robbin' mah crib, imm'a cap yo nigga ass."

The ponies gasped in shock, how could Rarity be a swag fag? Twilight and her friends then jumped down, and saw their friend wearing a yolo shirt, and had on a backwards obey hat. She also had beats around her neck, #swag. Rainbowdash flew at top speed and kicked Rarity in her face. Pinkie Pie began to stamp her, Fluttershy was crying in a corner. Twilight then used a spell to make Rarity explode. When she exploded, Obey hats flew across the room. Twilight was furious " How could this happen, now we will never have the Helements of Armory." For the rest of the night twilight and her friends could not sleep.

Rainbowdash was sleeping, as usual, when then she heard yelling, lots and lots of yelling. She looked outside and was shocked to see that cloudsdale was being invaded by the swag fag army. Rainbowdash decided it was time to use her sonic rainboom to kill all of the possessed ponies. "Хаил Сатан јер он је спаситељ свих нас" The crowd shouted over and over again. Rainbow dash ahd no idea what it meant, but she was ready to kill them all. She flew off into the air. She got faster and faster, until she successfully performed a sonic rainboom. It killed all of the swag fags in cloudsdale, well thats what she thought. Then 3 swag fags came flew to her. They were incredibly fast. Rainbow dash then noticed they were wonderbolts she had met, but they were wearing holliste shirts, and snapbacks of hockey teams aye! Rainbowdash cried, knowing her heroes had to die. she kicked one she recognised as Soarin in the face. He seemed undaunted by this. The three wonderbolts then kicked rainbowdash in the tummy. Before she could sit up, a pegasus she recognized as spitfire stomped right on her face. The stomping did not stop and the two other pegasi began stomping on her stomping stomach and wings. They began to yell: "you ai'nt got no swag"  When to rainbowdash's relief one of the wonderbolts (the one she did not know) fell to the ground. Soarin then said "No the breast cancer got her!". Rainbowdash then kicked soarin, and he fell off fo the cloud they were on, and fell to his death. He forgot how to fly, he was mesmerized by rainbowdash's beauty. SPitfire then kicked rainbowdash, and put a backwards obey hat on her head. "You are now one with the swag nigga aeropostale empire." Said Spitfire