Lil Wayne Goes to Equestria

It has been 2 months since Lil Wayne invaded Equestria with his swag. By now he had infested manehatten, Las Pegasus, Saddle Arabia, and Phillydelphia. His army now had 100,000 swag fags, The king of the swag fags was Lil Wayne, and the Queen was Nicki Minaj, Their advisor was Big Macintosh, and the General of the Swag Army were the Wonderbolts. Even children have become swag fags that are obsessed with carl on duty, and lacrosse. Some ponys have attempted to revolt against the Swag Army, but they have succumbed to the Swag. Twilight and her 5 friends sick of the swag. They had to find the Helements of Armory. They were being helped by Spike and the cutie mark crusaders. The reason the ponies did not know were the Helements were at was because Princess Celestia had died of breast cancer. So they decided to look in the everfree forest. "Okay we're going to split up, " Said Twilight Sparkle " Applejack you go with Rarity, Rainbowdash, you go with fluttershy, Pinkie you go with the cutie mark crusaders, and spike will go with me.

Rarity was planning how to cap applejacks nigga ass. That's right, Rarity was secretly a swag fag. But it was way before Lil Wayne came into the picture. Rarity offered applejack a drink. "Why that is mighty nice of you Rarity, Don't mind if i do." Said Aplpejack. But what applejack didnt know is that Rarity put breast cancer in the drink. Rarity could not help but smile as Applejack drank the cranberry juice that was poisoned with breast cancer. \

The cutie mark crusaders and pinkie pie were making no progress in finding the Helemnts of Armory. When then they saw Zeccorra's hut. " Zecorra we need you to help us find the Helements of Armory!" Shouted applebloom. Zecorra sagged her pants as she walked out or her crib. Then applebloom noticed she was wearing a backwards obey hat. "Okay Zecorra very funny, now take off the hat." Said the chicken, i mean...Scootaloo. Zecorra then said "Swag mah nigga you aint bigga then mah trigga im a pop a cap in you ass and you gonna get out-classed." Zecorra then pulled out a small hand gun. Pinkie pie began laughing hysterically and yelled "I love this game, russian roulette".Zecorra then capped the dictionary....i mean Sweetie Belle. Then she capped the other two niggas. She was about to cap Pinkie Pie when Zecorra was picked up and thrown into a wall. Twilight used her magic to do this. Twilight then used her magic to steal Zecorras gun and cap her nigga ass. " Are you okay Pinkie Pie?" asked Twilight. "YES!" Yelled Pinkie Pie. Twilight then noticed the three dead fillie, laying in a pool of blood. Spike almost vomited at the sight.

After about an hour the ponies met up at the entrance to the Everfree Forrest. None of the ponies had found the Helements of armory. Applejack said  "I feel bad, can ya'll take me to the doctor?" After a few minutes of walking, they arrived at Dr.Whooves house. All of the ponies that had not died, had to wait outside, while applejack was being tended to. Pinkie pie then said" Hey! were are the cutie mark crusaders?" "Shup up you stupid cunt, everyone is glad that they are dead, they were annoying and stupid," Said Spike. All of the ponies laughed and nodded their heads in agreement.  Apple jack then stepped out of Dr.Whoove's office, and announced "I have breast cancer ya'll and i know who gave it to me." "Well who did it?" asked Twilight. Applejack began to walk towards Rarity, she then tripped over a rock. She broke her neck when she landed on the ground. Rarity could not help but smile.