Bloopers!: Chapter 6: Perfect lines are a rarity

“So we’re rolling?” Chad asked as he looked at the camera man. He quickly scratched his nose as Twilight and the rest of them got ready. Chad shifted in the chair he was in while Rarity began humming a tune, waiting for everyone to get ready.

“Yeah, just whenever you are ready...” A faint voice is heard replying. Everyone got ready as Twilight and the others walked out of the room. “Everyone ready?”

A symphony of positive responses sounded as the man behind the camera began. “3... 2...”

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Twilight arrived at the Boutique with all of her friends while they threw ideas around on how they were going to get Chad to the train station without anypony seeing him. As they walked in, they saw a rather interesting sight. Chad was sitting in a chair, getting his hair groomed by Rarity. His face was a neutral mask, aside from the occasional wince in pain as Rarity pulled on a knot of hair. She had to stand on a step stool due to their height differences

“Sorry, darling, but you can’t be meeting the princesses looking this...” Rarity paused as she tried to think of the right word. “Oh f**k, I forgot my line!”

“Pfft HAHAHAAH!!” Chad burst into laughter as the others began to cackle and giggle as well. Rarity blushed before joining in.

“CUT!” The voice from before shouted before it too fell into laughter.

Bloopers!: Chapter 6: Falling is magic.

“Alright Darling, would you mind trying on the suit for me? I want to make sure it’s perfect before we travel to Canterlot,” Rarity said as she hopped off of the stool and let Chad stand. He gave a nod as she levitated the suit over to him and practically pushed him into the changing room.

“We are on a schedule, Rarity. We might have to get going soon, with or without his formal wear,” Twilight said as she pulled out a scroll and looked over it. “In fact, the next train is in-”

“I am not sure how you did it Miss Rarity, but this suit fits am- OH SH**!” Chad bellowed out as he fell out of the changing room and onto the floor, face first.

“Oh goddess, you alright!?” Rarity began to snicker.

“I’m okay!” Chad said throwing a hand up from the crumpled pile he laid down as.

“CUT!”

Blooper!: Chapter 3

“I-I’m F-Fluttershy.” She said quietly. He gently took her hoof and shook it lightly before letting it go and letting her quickly return to her friends. Twilight walked back to Chad before giving him a smile and sitting down in front of him.

“Now that you have met my friends, do you think you can come with us to-...... F**k my A**!” Twilight shouted as she faced hoofed and everyone began to cackle and howl with laughter.

“Really?” Chad asked with a wry smile.

“CUT!”

Bloopers!: Chapter 4:

“Spike it’s okay! They are friendly, and they’re my guests.” Twilight said soothingly, putting a hoof on his shoulder since he was standing on a stool. He fidgeted a little as he looked at the two before Twilight rolled her eyes and chuckled. “This is Chad and his friend Sapphire. They are just staying for today so that Rarity may get him a new set of clothing.” She looked to the human and dragon before saying. “Chad and Sapphire, this is Spike. He is.............”

“Barney the dinosaur?” Chad asked before snickering, Sapphire soon joining.

“Oh f**k you!” Spike shouted showing Chad the middle finger. This made the crew, and everyone else, laugh.

“CUT!”

Author's Note

If you guys liked this, I may make more when more chapters come out.
Chapter eight is on it's way People, poines, griffons, changelings- *THWACK* Thanks for reading! *Thump*
...Sorry, but he just doesn't shut up!