Capelli was not to enthusiastic about seeing Rarity. In an hour and a half the two friendliest ponies already had him on their shit list. He knew Rarity already did not like him, he gave himself five minutes tops before she too kicked him out. He walked down the streets of Ponyville looking for Rarity's home. As he walked he saw the happy looks on the ponies faces. It made him think of the sad and defeated looks on the faces of people back on Earth. These ponies had it going for them.

Maybe humanity can restart here? No, they're probably all dead by now anyway." Capelli thought as he came to a shop that looked like a fashion store. He looked at the sign that said Carosel Boutique, He knew he was in the right place so he went up to the door and knocked.

"Come in, the store is open!" A voice came from inside. Capelli sighed as he opened the door to reveal Rarity working on a dress.

"Hello?" Capelli said as he walked in.

"Good afternoon darling!" Rarity said upon seeing the handsome stallion but then remembering who it was. "Oh its you."

"Yeah." Capelli said. Rarity sighed, if Capelli wasn't so rude, or abrasive, or mean, or rough, or brutish, or inconsiderate (The list could go on) He would be the perfect stallion. This was like Prince Blueblood all over again.

"Well come in." Rarity said as Capelli walked further into the store. Capelli looked and saw numerous dresses and suits hanging adrift in the store. This pony sure took fashion seriously. Capelli kept walking until he stepped on something furry. He heard a hiss and the next thing he knew, a white cat came out and began relentlessly attacking Capelli. Animals back on Earth, particularly cats and dogs, were known to be able to sniff out the chimera virus and attack the host. The animals here were no different.

"DAMMIT!" Capelli screamed as he threw the cat off of him. Capelli backed up into a pole and tripped, he grabbed one of the dresses to pull himself up. The dress could not support his 230 pound frame and the dress let out a loud rip, much to the horror of Rarity. Upon seeing Rarity's face, he knew he was fucked.

"M-my ensemble for the G-g-g-gala!" Rarity quivered as she ran to the ruined dress and held it in her hooves. Tears of rage rolling down her face. Capelli slowly backed away knowing he was in for an ass chewing.

"YOU SIR!" Rarity screamed as she stomped up to him and gave him a death glare. "Are the most brutish and inconsiderate stallion I have ever met! You have the gall to attack my friends and then ruin my ensemble I spent WEEKS working on?"

"Calm the fuck down, its just a damn dress." Capelli said as his temper rose. "You have millions in here!"

"Just a dress? JUST A DRESS!?! THIS IS MY LIFE'S WORK!!!" Rarity roared. "It took months to come up with the idea! Endless hours of labor to get the materials and weeks more to make it and YOU RUINED IT!! GET OUT NOW!"

"FINE!" Capelli yelled. "Your a stuck up cunt anyway!"

"HOW DARE YOU?" Rarity scowled as she struck Capelli across the face. "Don't you ever show your face here again!" Rarity slammed the door in Capelli's face. Capelli could hear her crying from inside. If she hadn't acted like such a bitch he might have felt bad. It was just a fuckin dress for fuck's sake, she has a million of them in there.

"Well I lasted more than five minutes." Capelli said to himself. He sighed as he debated who he should go see next. His choices were Fluttershy, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash. He knew Rainbow Dash was gonna be a flop and Fluttershy was the farthest away so he settled on Twilight. He walked over to Twilight's house pondering over his day. Every single mishap he's had was caused by something else. He hoped Twilight's would be different. He walked over to the library which was built into a tree?

"Wow a library built into a tree! You know, why am I even questioning stuff like this at this point?" Capelli thought as he knocked on the door. He waited for about ten seconds when he hear the door open from inside. Inside was a small purple dragon drinking a can of soda. Capelli just stood their as his eyes took in the sight. He could take technicolored ponies but a dragon?

"Uh can I-" The little dragon said as he felt a air bubble rising up through his windpipe. He opened his mouth as he released a powerful belch which was accompanied by a burst of green flame.

"AHH!" Capelli screamed as the flame burned part of his face. Human tissue was susceptible to fire as it was but Chimeran cells were even more vulnerable to heat and fire. The burn not only burned Capelli's face but also caused many chimeran cells to die causing even more pain and tissue damage than usual.

"OH MY GOSH!" The dragon yelled as he ran over to Capelli who was screaming and clutching his face. "Are you okay?" The dragon asked as a fist popped into his face sending the little dragon back quite a few feet. The dragon sat on the ground tearing up as he rubbed the place he had been hit. The only thing that stopped any bones from breaking was the dragon's extremely dense scales.

"OW! Why did you do that?" The dragon cried.

"Why do you think moron?" Capelli growled. "YOU COULD HAVE FUCKIN KILLED ME!"

"IM SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" The dragon said in defense. Capelli stomped over ready to unleash his fury but then remembered he had already pissed off three ponies today. He wanted to try and make atleast one ally.

"Fine!" Capelli said. "But don't you ever do that again!"

"SPIKE!" A mare's voice called out. Capelli and the dragon whose name was Spike looked to see an enraged Twilight running at them. Twilight rushed past Capelll and ran to the little dragon and hugged him tightly. Twilight turned around with a look of rage at Capelli.

"YOU!" Twilight said as her horn began to light up. "What did you do?"

"Um Twilight It wasn't his fault." Spike said trying to calm down the angry unicorn.

"Don't try to defend him Spike! I saw him yell at you and hit you!" Twilight said.

"But Twilight!" Spike said.

"Spike get inside now!" Twilight said. Spike gave Capelli one of those 'sorry man' looks.

"Alright listen here Purple!" Capelli said. "The thing blew FIRE into my face!"

"Now you're making false accusations towards children? I didn't think even you could stoop that low!" Twilight said.

"And what is THAT supposed to mean?" Capelli challenged. Their yelling had gathered a crowd of ponies.

"You know what I mean! You're rude, mean, rough, inconsiderate, and a LIAR!" Twilight accused.

"And you are a stubborn little kiss ass to your mommy Celestia!" Capelli said. "Fuck you!"

"Hey Twi is this guy bothering you?" A large brown stallion asked the distressed mare. The stallion's name was Storm Rider and was Twilight's next door neighbor.

"No Stormrider, he's not worth your time." Twilight said as she gave Capelli a death stare. Capelli simply smiled and returned the glare. He stomped away very pissed off. At this point he didn't give two fucks about this world anymore.

"Fuck it! I hope I turn into a chimera and destroy this whole race of asshole ponies! Capelli thought as he stormed away into a field. This was bullshit! He should be on earth right now killing Chimera and stopping the extinction of the human race but no! He is here in a land that looks like a bad drug trip having to learn the magic of friendship! He sat on the grass venting off his anger when he heard a small eep from behind him.

"WHO IS IT?!" Capelli said as he turned around. He saw the yellow pegasus named Fluttershy a few feet behind him, "Oh its you yellow."

"Um Joe? Is there something wrong?" Fluttershy timidly asked.

"Besides the fact half the town hates me, Im fuckin great!" Capelli said frowning. Normally Fluttershy was terrified of this crazed man but seeing him so..... defeated made her feel bad for him.

"Oh they don't hate you, they just misunderstand you." She said taking a few steps closer. Capelli turned around and saw her sitting there looking at him. He just grunted as he turned away.

"Well they can go fuck themselves." Capelli said.

"Joe, that's not very nice!" Fluttershy scolded.

"I don't care, in fact, why do YOU care?" Capelli asked standing up.

"What do you mean?" Fluttershy said now getting scared.

"You have the biggest assholes for friends I have ever seen!" Capelli said. Fluttershy gasped when she heard that.

"Thats not true!" She said stomping her hoof.

"Please! We got the hillbilly whose brother tried to crack my skull! The fuckin pyhsco schizophrenic who tried to strangle me for leaving! The prissy cunt whose cat tried to eat my face off! And the kiss ass whose pet dragon set my face on fire!" Capelli said. "Even you have fucked me over big time!"

"How? I would never-" Fluttershy said shocked.

"The whole reason I am on everybody's shit list was because YOU attacked me first that one day! That gave everybody the impression I was the bad guy! You are what started the whole fuckin fight which led me to getting attacked and imprisoned!"

"But you were hurting Mr. Bear, I just-" Fluttershy said as tears began to form in her eyes.

"Oh I'm sorry, next time I'm getting attacked by a fuckin twelve foot tall, two thousand pound grizzly bear I'll just let him maul me!" Capelli roared. Fluttershy couldn't take anymore and she ran away crying. Capelli's words ate away at her. Was it really her fault? Did she trigger everything because she hit him first? She didn't mean to hurt anypony! Fluttershy fell to the ground and sobbed wishing she could just disappear. Capelli saw her run away crying and actually felt a twinge of guilt. The other ponies deserved what he said but she hadn't even antagonized him.

"Fuck her anyway." Capelli said deciding he had enough. He was turning to leave when the worst possible pony could have showed up.

"HEY!" A blue rainbow maned pegasus said as she landed on the ground hard.

"Just ignore her before you do something you regret!" Capelli thought as he acted like he didn't hear her. Rainbow Dash grew aggraveted that he just ignore her.

"HEY! IM TALKING TO YOU!" She yelled she flung a rock at Capelli which struck him in the back of the head. Capelli felt the sharp pain of the rock impacting with his skull. His rage shot up as adrenaline coursed through his veins. He slowly turned around to face the pegasus.

"Who do you think you are?" Rainbow said flying up to him. "I saw what you did to Fluttershy!"

"Listen Blue, I don't fuckin like you so get the fuck outta my face!" Capelli threatened.

"Or what!?" Rainbow challenged. Her anger and pride blinding her to the fact Capelli would beat the shit out of her.

"Remember what I did last time? I'll do even worse!" Capelli whispered into her ear. Rainbow remembered how badly she was beaten last time but that didn't stop her.

"Why are you such a jerk?" Rainbow asked. "All you have done is cause trouble!"

"Why are you such a bitch?" Capelli said. "Fuck you and fuck those assholes you call 'friends'." That did it.

"WHY YOU-" Rainbow screamed as she flew in so fast not even Capelli had time to dodge. She tackled him to the ground and began unloading on him. Swinging her hooves down in blind rage.

"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!" Rainbow said as she continued to violently swing her hooves down on Capelli, intent on smashing his face to a pulp. After a few more seconds the adrenaline started wearing off and the cost of so much energy took its toll on Rainbow's body. She panted and gasped as she saw Capelli not moving. She slowly walked over breathing heavily. She was shocked when she saw he no longer looked like a pony but was now a human. Rainbow figured the illusion spell must have worn off from her knocking him out.

"Just because you don't have any friends doesn't mean you can hurt mine." Rainbow said as Capelli's hand shot out and grabbed her throat. Rainbow gasped as the humans fingers wrapped around her neck like tentacles. Capelli began to squeeze, hard. Rainbow looked into his eyes and saw the golden irises. Just looking at his eyes made her feel weak and helpless. Capelli let out a roar similar to the ones that Chimera Hybrids make. Capelli lifter Rainbow up by her neck with his one hand and brought back his other hand and formed a fist. He swung with all his might delivering the blow to the ponies stomach. Rainbow tried to let out a cry of pain but couldn't due to Capelli constricting her windpipe.

"You have no idea what I have gone through, the things I have seen, the things I had to do." Capelli said in his normal voice as he loosened his grip. As much as he wanted to he wasn't going to kill Rainbow, he was just trying to let her know not to fuck with him.

"JOSEPH CAPELLI!" A loud voice boomed across the sky. Capelli dropped Rainbow Dash who attempted to crawl away from the angry human. Capelli looked and saw both Celestia and Luna hovering above him. Each of them was obviously pissed off.

"RAINBOW DASH!" Capelli looked to see Twilight and the others accompanied by Big Mac and Spike. Capelli turned to face Celestia.

"I sent you here to make friends with them." Celestia said quietly "NOT TO HARM THEM!"

"Woah! I did not-" Capelli began to say.

"Twilight Sparkle wrote to us about your behavior around Ponyville." Princess Luna said. "Don't even try to deceive us."

"You got to be kidding me." Capelli said.

"Joseph. I tried to help you. I gave you way more chances than you deserved!" Celestia said.

"Don't I get a chance to defend myself?" Capelli asked.

"Defend yourself?" HA!" Rarity said.

"What excuse could you possible have for such behavior?" Celestia asked interested to hear what drove Capelli to hurt ponies.

"Well first off, when I went to Applejack's farm. Her shit for brained brother started a fight!" Capelli said. All eyes fell on Big Mac.

"Is this true?" Celestia asked.

"Eeyup, ah was just so mad at him fer hurtin mah sister." Big Mac said hugging Applejack.

"Well I guess thats one reasonable excuse but-" Luna began to say.

"Hey I'm not finished. Then when I went to Pyscho Pie's house. I did some pinkie promise that I wouldn't leave and two babies started crying so I left!" Capelli said.

"You broke a Pinkie Promise?" All the ponies said at once not sure to be impressed or disgusted with him.

"Alright first of all, how can you even do a pinkie promise? You don't even have fingers!" Capelli said. "And two, hearing the crying babies brought up bad memories of the war for me!"

"Oh I didn't know that." Pinkie said starting to feel guilty. Capelli then turned to Rarity.

"Your fuckin cat almost slashed my neck open! That's why I fell and grabbed the stupid dress!" Capelli said.

"Opalesence would never!" Rarity began to say.

"Oh really?" Capelli said showing his neck. The ponies all look and saw the scar of what was undoubtedly a cat scratch.

"Oh my...." Rarity said as her ears drooped down.

"And then this little prick!" Capelli said pointing to Spike. "Burped fucking fire into to my face!"

"It's true, I was drinking a soda and it just sorta came out." Spike said embarrassed.

"Spike why didn't you tell me?" Twilight asked.

"I tried! You kept stopping me." Spike said. Twilight put her head down ashamed of her actions.

"Wait a minute what about Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy?" Luna asked.

"Alright Rainbow Dash over there fuckin picked a fight with me!" Capelli said. "And Fluttershy I.........."

"Yes?" Luna said hoping she could nail him for this.

"Alright I admit she didn't antagonize me but I still yelled at her." Capelli said. "Because THESE five assholes over here pissed me off all day!" Though Celestia was pissed at Capelli. Seeing him being honest when he could have lied impressed her. Perhaps he wasn't a lost cause after all.

"That doesn't excuse your attitude!" Luna said. "In the short time you have been here you have proven to be rude, inconsiderate, selfish, cruel, cold hearted, grim, deceitful, and mean!"

"Yeah why are you suck a jerk all the time?"

"We just tried to be nice!"

"No wonder you don't have any friends!"

"You wanna know why I'm an asshole?" Capelli said slowly. "Because before I came here, I went through FUCKING HELL!"

"Would you care to elaborate?" Luna asked.

"Celestia I think its time I showed them my little secret." Capelli smirked. "Maybe after you see what the living hell I had to endure you will see why I'm 'such a jerk'."

Author's Note

Man everypony gonna feel like an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE when they hear Capelli out.R&R