Resistance: Two Minds, One Man

"Princess we need to talk." Capelli said. "Privately." Celestia nodded and formed a silence bubble around them and they began to talk.

"What is wrong?" Celestia asked noting the worry in his voice.

"Remember how I had that thing inside of me?" Capelli said.

"Yes." Celestia replied.

"It's worse than you think. I am not entirely human, I am part Chimera." Capelli said.

"But how?" Celestia asked confused.

"Remember when you saw those scientists putting that yellow shit in me? Well, that was the chimeran virus."

"Chimeran virus?" Celestia asked.

"It's what turns humans into chimera, remember how you saw those crawlers going into humans? They were infecting them." Capelli said.

"But why would they ever do such a thing?" Celestia asked.

"Chimera are stronger, faster, and tougher than even the strongest humans. We were getting our asses kicked so we needed something to fight back. Many other people and I signed up for Project Abraham. We were infused with the chimeran virus which gave us the abilities of the Chimera." Capelli said.

"How did you stop from turning into them?" Celestia asked.

"That is what I wanted to talk about." Capelli said. "Viral inhibitors were created to preserve our human self."

"So that stopped it?" Celestia asked.

"No, there is no cure or vaccination for the virus. The inhibitors only slow down and stall the conversion process." Capelli said.

"What are you trying to say?" Celestia said panicking.

"In three months, I will become one of them." Capelli said sadly.

"I'm so sorry." Celestia said. "I swear to you I will do everything in my power to find a cure."

"You don't get it do you?" Capelli said. "We researched the chimera for forty fuckin years and the top scientists could not stop the virus!"

"That is where you are wrong." Celestia said. "These Chimera are the very essence of disharmony and chaos. I believe we could destroy it using the power of harmony."

"Is that some kind of fuckin joke? You think after thousands of failed chemicals and vaccines fucking friends are gonna cure me?" Capelli said almost laughing.

"Well what do you suppose we do?" Celestia asked.

"Kill me."

"Excuse me?" Celestia said shocked.

"Trust me, if i become a chimera, this whole planet is fucked." Capelli said. "Humanity was way more advanced they you and the chimera beat us in only thirty years."

"Wait you mean you didn't defeat them?!" Celestia shouted.

"HA! Are you kidding me? We've already fuckin lost for all I know." Capelli snorted then in a more gentle tone said. "I don't want these damn chimera killing anything else."

"Mr. Capelli, I promise you the elements of harmony WILL work." Celestia said. "You just have to gain their friendship first, and then you must learn and practice the values of Loyalty, Generosity, Laughter, Kindness, and Honesty, only then will the Magic of these values cleanse you of the beast within."

"I hope you realized how retarded that sounds." Capelli said. "But at this point, I'll try anything that kills this fuckin thing in my head."

"I will not fail you." Celestia said.

"Thats another thing, why are you helping me?" Capelli said.

"Because you remind me of my sister." Celestia said. "Long ago, my sister had an evil within her as well that turned her into a monster and I was forced to banish her. After that, I swore never to make the same mistake."

"Well whatever she had i assure this is way worse." Capelli said. "Alright, how do i befriend these elements?"

"What do you mean?" Celestia asked.

"In case you don't remember, I beat the living shit out of them. I don't think they'd be too keen on liking me."

"Twilight Sparkle is my personal student, she will find it in her heart to forgive you." Celestia said.

"I hope you know what you are doing Princess." Capelli said.

"So do I." Celestia said as the silence bubble vanished from around them.

"PRINCESS! Did he hurt you!?!" Twilight screamed.

"No he did not but I do need you to help him." Celestia said. "Bring him to Ponyville and teach him the magic of friendship."

"But!" Twilight began to say.

"Twilight, do you remember when you first went to Ponyville?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah." Twilight responded.

"What was your mindset?" Celestia asked.

"I didn't think friends were such a big deal but now." Twilight said looking to her friends and smiling. "I see I can't be complete without them."

"Mr. Capelli has a similar mindset to yours." Celestia said. "I know if anypony can change him, it is you and your wonderful friends."

"If you say so Princess." Twilight said smiling. She gulped as Capelli walked over.

"I know you have had a rather negative experience in the past." Celestia said as she presented Capelli to the mane six. "Do you have anything to say?"

"Yeah, its your fuckin fault I got in trouble since you attacked ME first!" Capelli thought.

"Well?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah, uh sorry." Capelli said. Celestia shot him a glare.

"I'm really sorry I hurt you can you forgive me." Capelli said without emotion.

"Yes, we forgive you." Twilight said with a forced look of happiness. Capelli looked back to the Princess.

"Can I get my guns back?" Capelli asked already knowing the answer.

"No." Celestia said. "However, as you learn the values of friendship, I will return them to you one by one." Capelli nodded knowing he had more weapons in the shuttle anyway. He and six mares began to leave and headed towards the door.

"Oh and Twilight!?" Celestia called out.

"Yes?" The unicorn responded.

"I don't mean to pressure you but you have three months to reform him!" Celestia said. Twilight nodded as she turned to leave.

XXXX

As they left the castle and headed towards the train station. Capelli stayed quiet as he listened in on the mares using his super hearing. The purple unicorn known as Twilight seemed to be a kiss-ass to the Princess, she was also a freakin genius but she didn't look too tough. Capelli decided that she talked way too much. The yellow pegasus named Fluttershy had not even said a word so he had a tough time reading her but Capelli knew shyness when he saw it. Funny, she didn't seem so shy when she tackled him to the ground. He could tell that the white unicorn and the rainbow pegasus did not like him one bit. Not that he cared since one was a prissy cunt and the other was a dykey bitch. The orange pony named Applejack seemed more scared of him than really angry at him. Capelli figured she would be the easiest to befriend. The pink pony named Pinkie Pie, oh dear lord she talked even more than Twilight. She was bouncing and singing and smiling and wouldn't shut the fuck up! Capelli's thoughts were suddenly interrupted found himself embraced by pink legs.

"WEREGONNABETHEBESTESTFRIENDSEVER! INEVERHADANALIENFRIENDBEFORETHISISSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEXCITING!!!" Pinkie began ranting.

"Suddenly, turning into a Chimera doesn't sound so bad anymore." Capelli thought as they boarded the train. Capelli went to the back of the cart away from the mares and tried to find some sleep.