5000 Miles from Canterlot.

A smoldering wreckage lie burning in the crater it created. It was sleek and silver and burning hot. Many animals had fled at its impact but a few of the braver and larger ones decided to investigate. A beast with a lion's head and scorpion's tail walked up to the wreck. It eyed it curiously as it put one of its paws on the surface. A sickening hiss was heard as the beast roared and pulled its paw back which was now covered in third-degree burns. It growled as it heard a clinking sound from within it. It gave out a roar as other members of its pack surrounded it. In total, nine of the beasts known as manticores surrounded the wreck. The alpha tensing its muscles as the clanging became louder. Then suddenly it stopped, the manticores all looked in confusion as the alpha manticore moved forward to investigate. A loud bang was heard and a piece of the wreck was blown off. As the creatures stared into the darkness, a concentrated beam of fiery plasma flew through the air and nailed the alpha manticore and incinerated it's cranium. The other manticores roared upon seeing their leader dead. They looked up and saw a bipedal creature exiting the wreckage.

It had six eyes.

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The train ride was mostly uneventful aside from Pinkie breaking out in song about something. Annoyed, Capelli went into the empty car behind them so he could be alone. This gave Capelli time to think. He was an asshole, he knew that. He never got a long with anybody except maybe Hale towards the end of his life. How the hell was he supposed to earn the friendship of these six ponies who shouldn't even exist? His thoughts came to an end as the train came to a stop and Twilight went up to him.

"Excuse Mr. Capellli?" Twilight asked.

"Drop the 'Mr' shit please." Capelli said.

"Alright well what should I call you then?" Twilight asked. "It seems rude to just call someone by their last name."

"Just call me Joe, thats my first name." Capelli said.

"Anyway Joe. The ponies here don't yet know of your existence and you could probably imagine their reaction when they see an alien walking around."

"I know all to well." Capelli said remembering people running in terror from the Chimera.

"Ok well I'm going to cast a spell on you that makes you look like a pony." Twilight said.

"Oh no you are NOT turning me into a pony." Capelli growled.

"It won't turn you INTO a pony, its just an illusion spell that makes it look like you are one. You'll still be human." Twilight said.

"FIne." Capelli said as Twilights horn lit up. Capelli felt a bright aura surround his body as the spell was cast. When it was done Capelli looked down to see he was still human.

"Uh it didnt work genuis." Capellli said. Twilight had found herself staring at Capelli's pony form. He was so muscular and hot. Now that she thought about it, Capelli wasn't exactly ugly in his human form. Her fantasies were crushed when she realized it was the rude Capelli she was looking at.

"Ugh Purple?" Capelli said getting a little creeped out by the way Twilight was looking at him.

"Hey Twilig - Where did that Capellli guy go?" Rainbow said as she entered the train car and walker over and looked at Capelli. "Who the hay is that?"

"Thats him Rainbow." Twilight said. Rainbow too fell under trance from looking at Capelli. She felt her wings start to stiffen but with massive self control she avoided it.

"What?!" Rainbow and Capelli said at the same time. Upon realizing it was that jerk she immediately lost all attraction.

"You turned him into a pony?" Rainbow asked.

"No no no! Listen, I cast an illusion spell so nopony will freak out if they see him. He is still human but he only appears human to himself." Twilight explained. Capelli looked into his reflection on one of the mirrors hanging in the train cart. He was a large earth pony that was heavily muscled. He had a silver coat with numerous scars going across his body. He had a short brown mane and golden eyes.

"Not bad." Capelli said. He did have to admit he looked badass as a pony.

"WHO IS THAT!?" Rarity shouted upon entering the cart Twilight and Capelli were in. She saw a large muscular stallion inside and her instincts took over.

"Um Rarity?" Twilight said.

"Oh where are my manners?" Rarity said clearing her throat. "My name is Rarity, may i have your name darling?"

"Rar-" Twilight tried to say.

"Capelli." Capelli said in a low voice.

"Pardon?" Rarity said not believing what she heard.

"It's me." Capelli said spitting on the ground. Rarity gagged upon seeing him spit.

"Let me explain this." Twilight said as she explained to Rarity what happened. Rarity was quite disappointed to hear that the rude, brutish, mean, and aggressive Capelli was also the strong, handsome, and hot pony.

"Well as rude as he is, I will say is very handsome as a pony." Rarity said cooing. Capelli heard this and almost gagged.

"Great! Now the white one wants to fuck me." Capelli thought as they prepared to leave the train. As the ponies and Capelli walked out, he saw Fluttershy and Applejack staring at him.

"Woowee!" AJ said taking off her hat and fanning her face. "You sure are some eye candy arencha?"

""God, if you are there kill me now." Capelli thought. As creepy as Applejack's comment was, nothing could have prepared him for Fluttershy's reaction. Her cheeks burning a bright red as her wings began to rise and stiffen. Capelli saw Rainbow Dash snickering at Fluttershy's reaction. Capelli put two and two together and realized what stiff wings was an equivalent to.

Needless to say, in that moment. Capelli actually missed the Chimera.

"Uh AJ? Shy? That's Capelli." Rainbow whispered to the two mares. AJ and Fluttershy immediately felt the color drain from their face. AJ used her hat to cover her face and Fluttershy used her wings to cover hers.

"So um Joe, where will you be staying?" Twilight asked.

"My ship." Capelli said.

"What?" Twilight said.

"You heard me." Capelli responded.

"B-but thats all the way in the-" Twilight gulped. "The Everfree Forest!"

"And?" Capelli asked.

"Its the Everfree Forest!" AJ said still embarrassed from earlier. "The plants grow!"

"The animals take care of themselves!" Fluttershy added. Her concern for Capelli overcoming her embarrasment.

"And weather moves!" Rainbow added.

"ALL ON THEIR OWN!" The trio said at the same time.

"Oooooooohhhh!" Capelli said shaking his hands acting like he was scared.

"Its not only that." Rarity said.

"What do you mean?" Capelli asked.

"There are horrible and dreadful creatures in there!" Rarity said dramatically.

"Manticores, Ursas, Cockatrice, Timberwolves!" Twilight added.

"Oh please, the things in that forest are fuckin pussies compared to what I was fighting before!" Capelli said referring to the Chimera.

"HI GIRLS!" Pinkie said appearing on Capelli's back.

"AH!" He yelped as she jumped off. "How did you-"

"Don't ask, trust me." Twilight said. Capelli just nodded deciding his mind had been fucked enough for one day.

"Alright now what?" Capelli asked.

"Well I guess you could use a tour." Twilight said.

"OH TWILIGHT PLEASE LET ME TAKE HIM!" Pinkie said as she grabbed Capelli's hand.

"Pinkie how did you know that was him? I placed an illusion spell on him." Twilight said.

"Duh! Look at his cutie mark!" Pinkie said. The ponies looked at Capelli's flank to see a mark on him. Capelli looked but saw nothing.

"Why are you all staring at my ass?" Capelli asked. The ponies all burned with embarrasment. Capelli remembered that he only appeared as a pony to everyone else.

"Here." Twilight said using her magic to generate a small mirror. Capelli grabbed it and angled towards his ass.

"Where'd I get the damn tattoo from?" He asked.

"That is a cutie mark." Pinkie answered.

"A WHAT?" Capelli said as he started laughing. A fuckin cutie mark? That was the most outrageous name he had ever heard.

"What are YOU laughing at?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"A fuckin cutie mark? What is the place occupied by five year old girls?" Capelli snorted. "Seriously, how can you call yourself a man with something called a cutie mark on you?"

"You're a boy and you have one don't you?" Pinkie said. Capelli stopped laughing at that realization.

"Fuck this." He said quietly. He took another look at his 'cutie mark' and examined it. It was not very friendly, it was a chimeran skull with a knife going through it. While the ponies found this rather disturbing Capelli liked it.

"Well what does this thing mean?" The human asked.

"It symbolizes your special talent, it magically appears when you discover what you are good at." Twilight explained. "Though I can't imagine what talent THAT is supposed to symbolize."

"Hey purple is it happy hour or something?" Capelli asked Twilight.

"My name is Twilight and I'm not purple i'm lavendar." Twilight said.

"Same fuckin thing." Capelli responded.

"No on the color spectrum, purple is-" She began to say.

"Okay okay you're lavendar!" Capelli said not wanting to hear some long ass scientific explanation. "Anyway where is everybody?

"Everypony." Twilight corrected.

"You got to be fuckin me right now." "Alright, where is everypony?" Capelli asked. All the ponies that if everypony was missing it could only mean one thing.

"COME WITH ME!" Pinkie said as she grabbed Capelli and dragged him off in the distance.

"FUUUUUCK!" He echoed as he disappeared. The remaining ponies just rolled their eyes as the trotted after them. After being dragged at Mach 5, Pinkie and Capelli arrived at what looked like a giant gingerbread house.

"What. The. Fuck." Capelli said as he fell down and clutched his heart. He looked up and the giant gingerbread house. "Why are we here?"

"Just go in silly!" She said as she hopped over to the door. Capelli rolled his eyes as he walked up to the door and opened it. He heard it slam behind him instantly.

"Oh shit!" He said as he went to open it but it was locked. He looked around and saw that all the lights were off. He rubbed his hands on the wall till he found what looked like a light switch and switched it on.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Author's Note

I am going to have Capelli romantically involved with somepony, who should it be? Any one of the mane six is viable