Yu-Gi-Hime! P.

BREAKOUT! PART 1!

It was a quiet night at the Ponyville Police Station. A man had been brought in for a Felony Assault on a Police Officer and an outstanding warrant for Attempted Kidnapping. The man’s name was Rocky Spirit, but most called him Jackpot because of the 777 tattoo on the right side of his face.

Then, a scuffle was heard, followed by a gunshot. The prisoner had a fight with a police officer and shot him with his own gun! He then stole his personal vehicle and fled before help could arrive. As he was driving, he said to himself “This is my lucky day. It looks like that horoscope was correct.”

The next day, The Mane 6 was talking about the escape. Rainbow Dash said “I heard he stole a gun from a police officer.” Fluttershy said “Wow… That’s dangerous. I really hope they catch him.” Then, shortly after, class began.

After class, Rainbow Dash talked to Twilight Sparkle. Dash said “Wanna get something to eat? I heard a new restaurant opened up that’s well-liked by the students. It’s called Burger World.” Twilight said “That place? I’ve heard of that! Sure.”

As they were talking about it, Rarity walked over and said “Hm? What are you talking about?” Twilight said “We’re thinking of going to Burger World later to get something to eat.” Rarity looked shocked and said “Uhh… Don’t go there! People got sick on the 1st day it opened!”

Rainbow Dash said “Ok then… Wanna go somewhere else with us?” Rarity said “I can’t. I have to reorganize my closet. It’s so messy. Plus, I want to get home soon because of that escapee.”

Twilight said “Well then goodbye. We have to go.” Rarity said “Goodbye then.” Then she turned around a corner and said “Phew. That was close.”

Rainbow Dash and Twilight started to get suspicious over why Rarity was ditching them after school for the past few days. So they decided to do some investigating with Spike.

Dash said “Hm… I have a feeling Rarity is doing something VERY suspicious…” Spike said “What do you think she’s doing?” Dash replied “Well, she could be doing ‘compensated dating.’” Twilight asked “Huh? What’s that?”

Dash replied “Well, it’s… basically when a girl finds a rich man, probably older than her, and they do rather… lewd activities. I heard some other girls here do that.” Spike, face red in embarrassment and slight anger, said “RAINBOW DASH! Rarity would never do that kind of stuff!”

Twilight said “Woah, what a reaction. Your face is all red! C’mon, let’s go.”

Eventually, they followed her to the centre of town. Rainbow Dash looked at her. But then, she shot back when Rarity glanced back for a second before walking away.

Rainbow Dash said, holding an invisible microphone, “That was a close call. But this intrepid reporter will not give up! I will continue this report of ‘Rarity’s Possibly Forbidden After-School Activities.’” Twilight, rather annoyed by now, said “Rainbow Dash, this is getting too weird.”

Then, Rarity walked into a building. The other 3’s jaws dropped to the ground when they saw what it was. It was Burger World!

The 3 of them walked up. To their surprise, Rarity greeted them by saying “Hello, welcome to Burger World. Let… me… show… you… to… your… table…” She then realized who they were.

She thought “Damn it! It’s Twilight, Dash, and Spike! After-School Jobs are against the rules! I’ll be expelled if caught! Worse, Rainbow Dash may be my friend, but she is also a blabbermouth!”

The 3 of them walked in with worried expressions. They then sat down and ordered food. Spike said “Guys, I don’t think we should’ve come here. Rarity doesn’t look too happy about it.”

Then Rarity showed up with the food they had ordered. She had written a note on the tray, saying “TELL AND YOU DIE.”

The 3 of them were startled by it. Rainbow Dash said “Woah. Cool down for a sec.”

Rarity said “Now that you know I’m working here out of all places, I guess I have nothing to hide. You see, I’m saving up money to go to a Fashion Design Course for College.” The 3 of them said “What?” Rarity said “Don’t you dare laugh.”

Rainbow Dash said “I may laugh… at the fact you think we would at your dream. I’d eat 10,000 of these burgers if I laughed at your dream itself.” Rarity smiled and said “Thank you.”

Little did they know that just across the street was the escapee, and that he was hungry…