Beavis and Butthead in Ponyville

by TheTinCanPlan

That's not money...

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Beavis and Butthead in Ponyville (chapter 2)
by TheTinCanPlan

“Uhuhuhu uhhuhu huhuh... T.V.'s cool...”, stated Butthead as he was sitting next to his friend Beavis, flipping through the t.v. Channels. The next time Butthead clicked the remote nothing happened. “Huh! Huuh! Uhuhuh damnit Beavis I think the bateries are dead.”
“Meheheh hehe meh. Um... meheh... look in the couch Butthead.
Butthead stuck his hand into the couch and only pulled out a paperclip and some nasty hair.
“Uhuhuhuh... Um... Beavis... I think we're going to have to go and buy some batteries.”
“Meheh... we ehhh... don't have any money Butthead...”
“Oh yea... Ehhhh... we could like... go find a remote...”

Then Beavis and Butthead left their house searching the neighborhood for a new remote. As they were walking, an old lady dropped some grociery bags and and was scrambling to pick them up.
“Hey dude, check it out.” Butthead pointed to the old lady across the street.
“I heard that if you help out an old lady, they give you money”, said Butthead.
“Wow! This is gonna be cool!”
The both of them started chuckling in unison: “Eheeheh uhuhuh huhuh huh.”
“Come on man I want some money, meehheh.”

“Uhhh.... we noticed you dropped some bags...”
As the two began picking up the bags, the old lady said in a frail voice, “Oh its so nice to see the youth helping the elderly these days, and all without asking for anything in return too.”
Beavis said, “Mmm... There. We picked up your bags. Now where's our money!”

“What's that dear... your feeling funny?”, asked the old lady in confusion. “Well I've got just the thing for you...” The old lady pulled out a baggie full of Prozac tablets. “Here darlings... this will perk you right up.

“This sucks Butthead I want some money!”
“Shut up Beavis”, Butthead said while jabbing Beavis with his elbow. “Uhuhuh... so uh... thanks lady.”
The two walked off to examine their payment. “What are we supposed to do with this crap!”, yelled Beavis. Butthead took one of the pills out.
“Pro-z-a-c... Prozac? Uhhuhuh.... Dude... I think that old lady gaves us some extasy.”
“Whoa!”, exclaimed Beavis. “Give me some of that!” Beavis snatched the baggie and started eating handfulls of pills.

“Hey save some for me dill-weed!” Butthead then started eating the white colored pills. They both started to feel the Prozac take its effect. Now, since it was only Prozac, they should feel just a little perky, but Beavis and Butthead think they scored some hard extasy.

“Whoaoaoa!!! I feel so weird dude. Wow! I'm seeing all colors...”
“Oh yea! I see it too Butthead!”
The two had walked into an alley way and saw Twilight's portal that was supposedly a dud.
“Whoa Beavis go stand next to that thing.”

“Uh!” Butthead pushed Beavis into the portal and Beavis was screaming so loudly, “AHHH!!!!”
“Wow!” Butthead then jumped into the portal too.