
The Wrong Kind Of Booty
You ever tried having two immortal goddeses fight over your heart? Not as nice as you might think especially when you've accidentaly stolen the hearts of said goddesses whilst trying to rob them. Hey! Being a priate ain't easy trust me I kn
Tempest has been a pirate for nearly all his life... but he is no ordinary pirate. He is cunning, quick, dashingly handsome, strong and most importantly a gentlecolt.
The life of a pirate isn't easy, there's the gambling, the drinking, the fighting, the bedding of sultry mares and of course the plundering of vast riches. However Tempest steals the one thing he could never have foreseen... The hearts of not one but two princesses who then wage bitter war over his heart. So you go ahead and listen to his story and you tell me if you think being a pirate is easy.



6745 words: Estimated 34 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- Chapter 1 2013-06-14 11:52:09 UTC6745