Yoglabs: Dimensional Portal

Simon was over the shock of this new world, and had, within the course of a few hours, gotten pretty used to the quadrupeds. Yet, he still had to explain himself and his ways to them. He liked the Apple Family, or at least what he saw. He did think the big red one was a little short on words.

Now, the big fat dwarf sat at the table of the Apple Family house. He was drinking some... uhhhh... Coffee? He had to explain the concept and the recipe to them, and the final product wasn't exactly craftsmanship. He compared it in his head to trying to make a tribe of dogs make an internal combustion engine: not very smart.

But he liked the ponies: they were cute, they were funny, and they were smart-ish. But every now and again he had to think of Lewis. He wondered where he was, if he was having as much fun as Simon, but he doubted it. He was Simon, he could have fun with a rock. But Lewis, he wasn't as fun as Simon.

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Lewis wasn't having as much fun as his counterpart. He was in Canterlot Prison. It was a long story...

Lewis had landed somewhere on a mountain, but he used his experience in the scouts to find the city of Canterlot. he approached the city gates, but was cut off by the guards.

"Halt!" one shouted, "What be your purpose in this city?"

Lewis grinned as he pulled the Desert Eagle from his trousers that he brought with him. He aimed the pistol, and shot the guard who asked the question. The other guard tried to run him through with his spear, but ended up with another bullet in his skull.

Lewis opened the gate, and took out his radio.

"Sriviramen, come in." he said into the radio.

"This is Sriviramen, Xephos. Have you made any progress?" The doctor replied with a very racist Indian accent.

"2 dead, more to come. This dimension is primitive, and cannot combat us." Xephos replied as he hid behind a house.

"Very good, Xephos. Be sure to bring back as many horns as possible. Sriviramen out." The radio clicked, and the doctor was gone.

Xephos exited from the corner of the house, and was confronted by two unicorns, who looked upon him and scoffed.

The male said, "Well, this is a disgust to me senses."

His wife said, "Oh, Jet Set, I do so agree. Look at that silk, it isn't fit for a dog!"

Lewis pulled out his Desert Eagle, and soon the two ponies lay upon the ground. He kneeled, pulled out his pocket knife, and cut off the two horns from the ponies.

Unfortunately, a guard had come up behind Lewis, and bound him.

He was being pushed through the castle halls when he wished he had his gun back. They took it when they restrained him, and now he stood in front of Princess Celestia.

The trial was short, and Lewis was put in the prison. Now he was alone. It wasn't his fault, he was just doing what Sriviramen told him to. He took out his radio he was able to smuggle in in the usual place, and said, "Sriviramen, this is Xephos, do you copy?"

Sriviramen replied, "I copy, Xephos. How is Operation Matrix coming along?"

"Four casualties, two horns recovered."

"Only 4? Are you trying your hardest, Xephos?"

"Well, doctor, there's been an issue."

"And what is that, Xephos?"

"I've been caught. I'm in prison."

The radio clicked, and Doctor Sriviramen did not respond. And so, Lewis was alone, in this dungeon, accused of multiple murder.

At least Simon was happy, though.

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Simon still sat in his chair, a few hours later, except now he was asleep, mid-drink of, uhhh, "Coffee". He was enjoying it when little Apple Bloom woke him up.

"Yes, Apple Bloom?" Simon asked, rubbing his eyes and yawning.

"Come on! We still haven't even showed you Ponyville yet!" Apple Bloom had her saddlebags on and was oh so very excited to get going.

"Okay, Apple Bloom, lead the way." And with that, Apple Bloom lead Simon all the way into Ponyville, talking about all of the ponies he would meet, and all the things he could do. Simon phased it out after a while.

Finally, they walked through the gates and to the Gazebo. He was in Ponyville, and everypony was stopping and staring at him. They were in awe at the human. "Attention Ponyville!" Apple Bloom shouted above all other
noise, "This is a human! His name is Simon! He poses no threat!"

A grey Pegasus flew down from the clouds, saying, "Are you sure he isn't a threat! You know, they found a human in Canterlot a few hours ago; he killed four ponies!"

Simon was caught by this. The only other human he knew was here was Lewis, and he wouldn't have it in him to kill anything.

Apple Bloom continued: "Of coarse he isn't! He just an honest, hard-working human form, ummm..."

Simon bent over and whispered, "England"

"England!" Apple Bloom shouted.

Simon blushed and said, "Well, I wouldn't say honest or hard-working, but, I'm certainly not dangerous."

The ponies were now confident, and now they carried on with their days. He posed no threat, and new creatures were being discovered every day. Though some not quite as big.

Simon talked to Apple Bloom again, "Are you sure there's no such thing as a Jaffa Cake here?"

Apple Bloom thought, then got an idea, "Well, I don't know, but if you want to know cakes, you should see Pinkie Pie."

"She sounds delightful! Where can I find her?" Simon asked, excited again.

"Just follow me." Apple Bloom lead the way into town to go find the pink pony.