Yoglabs: Dimensional Portal

Sjin was barreling through the skies of Equestria, on a crash course with lower Canterlot. He wasn't generating fire, though, for he had not been flying for too long. He looked to his right, and saw the fireball that was his employer impacting with a little town a few miles away. And then...

WHAM!

He lay on the stony ground, a few iron bars and stones littering the small room. There were two bunks on the wall, and he recognized the man inside. He had on a red shirt, with a silver emblem over the heart. "L-Lewis?" He asked.

"Sjin?" Lewis asked, as astonished as the mustachioed man on the ground of the prison cell.

"Yeah. What are you doing here?" Sjin asked.

"Ten years to life." Lewis replied, referring to his jail sentence.

Before Sjin could ask "Why are you in Prison?", he heard clanging coming from the staircase outside the cell gate.

"Something's down here!" Came a voice from the staircase. Two white royal guards came downstairs, and were shocked.

"Apprehend the criminal!" One shouted. Sjin was astonished by the talking horses, but he was interrupted.

"Sjin! Come on!" Lewis shouted as his comrade as he picked him up 'round the waist and jumped with him out of the massive hole he made on impact.

They freefell for a few second, until Sjin heard Lewis shout, "Sjin! Give me some rope!"

"Some what?" Sjin couldn't hear over the sound of the wind.

"ROPE!" Lewis shouted.

Sjin handed over a few hundred yards of rope he keeps on him at all times. Lewis twirled it in the air a few times, and threw it at a low-hanging part of a tower. It knotted on, and they arced around the tower, and found themselves in trajectory straight for a large building with floor-to-ceiling windows.

They crashed through the windows, and crashed onto the ground. They had survived, and now they were in what looked like a ballroom. And it looked like they disturbed a party. All the ponies in the room, of which there were quite a few, screamed in terror as they galloped to the exits. They were all out of the grand ballroom in a few minutes.

And the, Lewis saw her again. The white Princess Celestia. Who looked upon him and shouted, "Criminal!!" The two royal guards with her ran to apprehend the two but they got up and fled through the shattered window, with the guards close behind.

They hurtled over hedges and fences, but then they found that the guards could fly. They gained on them in a few minutes. Things looked bleak for Lewis and Sjin, but then they ran into the crowd that just ran from them. They were lost in the crowd of panicked civilians, and the guards lost them. They broke up the crowd, trying to find the criminals. But they were gone.

The two had found a 'man'hole in the street, and lifted it long enough to get underneath. Now they found themselves in the sewers, and Sjin and Lewis had some time to talk.

"Sjin, give me a stick." Lewis commanded

Sjin picked up a discarded stick and gave it to his comrade. Lewis twisted it in his shirt, and ripped of the sleeve. He then dunked it into the sewer waters, and struck it against the wall. It blazed alight, and a flame lit their way through the sewer tunnels. "So, Lewis?"

"Yes, Sjin?"

"What the hell is going on?"

"It's a long Story."

"It's not like we have places to be. We just broke out of prison."

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"Apple Bloom, what is... this?" Rarity asked in disgust at the fat creature in front of her.

"He's a human!" Apple Bloom proclaimed, "And he's in need of some, uhhh... fashion."

Simon now realized that he still had his minecraft costume on. He had a harness on him, a horned helmet, and a few bright red hairs peeking up from his trousers.

"Well, whatever he is, where did you find him?"

"Me, Sweetie, and Scootaloo found him in Whitetail Woods while we were looking for our-"

"Sweetie Belle touched this... THING?" Rarity was terrified now.

"Well, yeah! He was very friendly."

"Who KNOWS what kind of germs this... thing brought with him from wherever he's from!"

Simon realized he was also covered in dirt, and he knew this was a very neurotic and perfectionistic pony. "I don't think that's necessary." Simon said, "I'm just here for some better clothes."

"Well, I've never worked with something of your, uhhh, 'Physique', but I can give it a try."

"Thanks Rarity." Apple Bloom said. She went upstairs then, looking for Sweetie Belle.

Simon stood up on what could only be described at a stage as Rarity measured him all over with a ruler. She eventually got to measuring his waistline, but got a little too close, and felt a lump in the dwarf's trousers.

She observed it closely, and Simon felt very, very awkward. "What is this?" Rarity asked.

"It's my magic horn." Simon replied, in that weird, creepy voice of his.

"So you can do magic, too?" Rarity asked.

"A certain type of magic, yes." Simon replied.

"Could I see it?" Rarity asked.

Now Simon was feeling horribly awkward, but replied, "I suppose."

Rarity's own horn glowed a light blue, and soon so did Simon's trousers. They soon came toppling down, to reveal his dwarf-like... thing... "This doesn't look like any horn I've ever seen. Much to limp and soggy." Rarity observed as she looked around it, and fiddled with it with her hooves.

"Give it a minute, and it should harden up." Simon said, and he was right. Soon the "horn" stiffened up and extended.

"Oh... my." Rarity was astonished, "What color does it glow?"

"Pink." Simon replied. He was just messing with her now.

"Can you show me?" Rarity asked. She still believed this was Simon's "Magic Horn".

"If you insist, but it needs some saliva to work." Simon tricked the pony.

"Oh, I can do that." Rarity said, as she stuffed the erect thing into her mouth.