Yoglabs: Dimensional Portal

Sips was met with a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane. She had a disgruntled looking rabbit on her back. She was hiding behind her mane.

"H-hello." Sips said awkwardly to yet another pony he ran into in the street. But this one was different. He seemed to want to meet this pony, but he didn't know quite why. Regardless, he said, "I'm Sips. Who are you?"

"I'm... I'm Fluttershy." The shy pony said.

"I'm sorry?" Said Sips, gesturing his ear towards her.

"F-fluttershy" she said again.

"One more time?" Sips asked again.

"Fluttershy" Which came out as little more than an inaudible squeak.

"O-okay." Sips said again, "Then, I guess I should get going.

"O-okay. If you're reading this, your computer has amazing high definition." She squeaked again.

Sips left her and continued following the footprints. He eventually came upon the same building Simon and Apple Bloom came upon: Carousel Boutique. He opened the door, hoping to find Simon. And he did, with his Dwarf penis stuck in the mouth of the white pony.

Sips was speechless, but still managed to wheeze out, "Simon?"

Simon looked away from his junk to see sips, wide-eyed. Rarity did the same, but she was unsure why he was so surprised. "H-hey Sips." Simon said.

Rarity asked, "What's wrong, mister, uhhh, Sips?" Still holding up Simon's erect penis with her hoof.

Sips was still astonished, and said, "Maybe I should come back at a better time."

Rarity said, still holding what she believed to be Simon's Magic horn, "It's okay. You can sit down. I'll be with you in a moment."

Sips did as she asked, still shocked by the awkwardness of what was going on, and took a seat.

Rarity told Simon, "Well, I'd like to see what magic you have, but mister Sips will be needing me soon, so I'll need to get back to measuring you." She levitated his trousers back up, and continue measuring. Eventually, she used he magic to pull several lengths of fabric from various drawers, and began snipping and sewing them into a suit. In minutes, a finished Tux levitated before Simon.

He put in on in the changing room, and now he looked very dapper. Rarity gave him a top hat, and said, "Now you look much better. I just hope you can still cast magic through those pants."

"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure I can." Simon said, as he went upstairs looking for Apple Bloom.

"So, know, Mister Sips, what'll you be having today?"

"I think I'd like what he was having." Sips said.

"A tux?" Rarity asked.

"Sure." Said Sips, knowing she didn't catch his drift.

"Oh, Apple Bloom," Simon asked coming upstairs. He saw her, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo with their red capes on.

They all looked at him, and said, simultaneously, "Woooaaahhhh."

"You look great!" Said Apple Bloom.

"You look amazing!" Said Scootaloo.

"You look Dapper-iffic!" Squeaked Sweetie Belle.

"Thanks, pals." Simon said, "So, who's next to meet?" He asked.

"Well," Apple Bloom thought, "There's Still Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash."

Simon thought it over, and said, "Howsabout Rainbow Dash!"

"Good choice!" Scootaloo said, "She's awesome!"

"Perfect" Simon said, "I'm ready for a bit of awesomeness."

"Right this way!" Scootaloo said as she pulled her scooter out again. And they were off.

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"So that's the story." Lewis told his partner as they walked aimlessly through the Canterlot sewers. He told him everything, from Operation Matrix, to Sriviramen's deceit, and his murder trial.

"Wow." Sjin said, "It sounds to me like you're the bad guy."

"No. Of course not." Lewis gingerly replied.

"If you insist," Sjin said, not wanting to delve deeper, "So what now?"

"I don't know." said Lewis. "I think we should find Simon and Sips, I assume he came with you, and find a way out of this Dimension."

"Good plan, but where to look?"

"I don't know." Lewis said again, "But I think our first priority is to get out of these bloody tunnels."

"Good plan." Sjin said again.

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Simon was once again running to keep up with the CMC on their what seemed to be jet-powered scooter. But then they stopped, and Scootaloo pointed up into the sky. Simon caught up and looked up to where she was pointing, to see a rainbow zip across the sky in every which way, obliterating the clouds in it's path.

"That's her." Scootaloo said, "That's Rainbow Dash."

"It looks like just a Rainbow to me." Simon said.

"HEY, RAINBOW DASH!" Scootaloo shouted up to her.

The blur stopped, and now Simon could see a cyan figure in the clouds. She slowly hovered down, and now he saw her face. And he had to admit, for a pony, she was hot.

"Yeah, Squirt?" Rainbow asked.

"This is Simon," Scootaloo pointed to the dwarf, now dapper.

Simon waved and winked slyly at her. Rainbow raised an eyebrow, and said, "What's he?"

"A human!" Sweetie Belle said.

Rainbow raised her eyebrow higher, and said, "Well, hey."

"Hey." Simon said, putting on a fake hunk voice. "wanna see my magic horn?" he asked, knowing it would work like it did on Rarity.

"Pass," Rainbow said, "I've got clouds to kick. See you 'round, Simon!" she said as she dashed off, going back to destroying clouds with her speed and strength.

"Now where?" Simon asked.

"Let's go see Twilight!" Sweetie Suggested.

"Okay!" Scootaloo confirmed. "Let's be off!"

"Wait. Can I ride the scooter?" Simon asked.

"You can try," Scootaloo said, "But be sure to hold on tight!"

And so they were off.