A fight with the Legion makes Dr. David Davidson Mastafalies Davidson rethink what it means to be human, as he is sent to the alien world of Ponies and Friendship. Will he be able to live with himself again for being a bad man? Can he ever truly find happiness? Maybe even love? More importantly, will the ponies accept him for what he is?

The answer, obviously, is no.

(A satire of most Courier in Equestria stories, Because I hate them, yet everyone else loves them.)