Rainbow Streaks & Emerald Flames.

So the next day came & Spike awoke to hard showers! He's still sad after what occurred yesterday, just look, there were a total of 7 empty tubs of ice cream! Spike got off his bed and noticed that something wasn't quite right about Twilight's bed, he saw a note on it! I read:

Dear Spike

Sorry, but I must head over to Canterlot to read this new book since the rain is preventing it from being shipped here, but don't worry, I had somepony stay with you while I'm away for the whole entire week.

Love:

Your BFF Twilight Sparkle
P.S. The list of chores is on the back of this note.

"A sitter? Oh great, thanks a lot Twi, still treating me like a kid even though you know I can take care of myself I don't need no bucking babysitter!" Spike angrily said to himself then sighed "Better start my chores!"

He exited the room, picked up all his cleaning supplies plus the list from the closet & headed down the stairs. Once he made it to the Living room, he noticed that there was somepony was reading on the couch.

"You must be my sitter?" He asked

"Yep, that's right Spike!" The cyan mare responded.

"(Oh son-a-bitch, not Rainbow Dash! She's gonna make fun of me for even having a sitter even though I'm a teenager!)" Spike angrily thought.

"Hey, Spike, It's gonna be raining for the whole week!"

"Oh thanks for the tip. Hey, want me to make you breakfast?" He asked

"Sure thing, say, why do you look so depressed?" She asked, then she answered her own question with another question "Did Rarity reject you? She did didn't she?"

"Yeah and without her love I'm nothing, nothing but a useless piece of shit!" he answered

This shocked Rainbow!

"Why would you say that about yourself!? Your always smiling when all of us aren't because you know there'll always be hope!"

"Ever since I became this big, I frighten the citizens especially Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie doesn't invite me to parties anymore since I'll scare all the guests away! Applejack doesn't want me to help her with harvesting since my strength just destroys the apple trees. Rarity rejected me, you girls can't find anymore time for me especially Twilight, she can never find time for me & me alone anymore and do you wanna know where my pain draws the line, 'cause tell you where! I'm the smallest minority in MOTHER BUCKING PONYVILLE!!! What's a dragon even doing I here anyway!? *Huff* *huff* *huff*"

he paused for a few seconds to take a few deep breaths, then in a powerful fit of rage, he can say this!

"LIFE SUCKS, IT'S NEVER FAIR, I'M GONNA GO & COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW & NO-ONE WILL EVER MISS ME!!!"

"I'd miss you! So will the CMC, the pets love you especially, not just us, So will the other elements, just because we never find time for you or not invite you over to stuff, doesn't mean we've stopped being your friend dude, so please, I know you don't have the closest bond with me, but I wanna spend this week with you to get to know you better."

"Sorry, I guess I lost all my faith & hope after Rarity rejected me! I can't believe she'd just day no, after I spent a few years of my life assisting her with her dresses. I don't care about the age gap, I just wanted us to be togeth-" He was cut-off when a pair of wings embraced him & the embrace got stronger when hooves surrounded him too.

"Spike..." "(Thank you Rarity)" She thought to herself.

"Hey, she just said the name of the title!" Said Peter Griffin.

Oh finally you wake-up, now would you be so kind as to drive your car out of my BEDROOM?!

"Oh wow, how wasted was I? Anyway, bye"

Alright, so after hugging the 17 year old dragon, they looked into each other's eyes for a sec & only in that one Zect that Rainbow did it, she kissed Sp-

"Excuse me Mr. Narrator, but did you just say Zect instead of sec?" Asked Dr. Who & Whooves.

Yes, as in the organization in Kamen Rider Kabuto, now Dr. Who, get out o this world, seeing the 2 of you here might cause a time paradox to happen! So Who left on his tardis & Whooves exited my bedroom through the giant gaping hole caused by Peter's car. So anyway, Rainbow Dash was going strong, embracing Spike hard, sticking her tongue down Spike's throat! Spike wanted to scream in surprise of her sudden kiss, but couldn't & just took it like a man! He kissed her back, moving his hands down lower, and lower, and lower... but Dash broke the kiss & pulled away from him.

"Woah, woah, woah! You can't grab my flank, at least not now anyway! *giggle*Now go make breakfast for us & when your done with chores, we can continue...darling!"

Meanwhile in G3 world...

"Now what was that chill I just felt?" Rainbow Dash asked herself

Now back to G4 world.

Meanwhile at Sugar Cube Corner

"Hmm..."

"What's wrong Pinkie?" Asked Cupcake

"It's my vagina, it's wet, which means that somepony is going to get lucky & that !'m horny!"

"Pinkie, would you like to have a 3 way with us?" Asked Carrot Cake

She answered, by kissing Cupcake on the lips & then getting down on her Carrot Cake's shaft! But let's get back on topic

"Hurry up Spike, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!" Rainbow Dash commented.

"That's cannibalism!" Spike stated, receiving an annoyed look from his brand new lover!

So after breakfast was eaten, Spike began on his chores, Rainbow Dash wanted to help and Spike agreed to it, it's nice to have somepony help out once in a while. Then the prince found the 7 dwarves huddled around- what the, what happened to the book? Grr... Riolu!

"Sorry master."

Don't bother me while I'm narrating, now give the book back to me run along and play! Alright, now that the prank book is done away with, ahem! Rainbow Dash stared at Spike's ass since she couldn't resist it, she drooled as the purple gluteus maximus shook while Spike was climbing up & down the ladder to dust off books! She flew over while he wasn't looking she got closer & closer until, as stated by Peter Griffin from Family Guy: I was sexually harassed at work today!" She groped Spike!

"Ah! You hypocrite, I can't grab your flank, yet you grab my ass? I know it's perfect, but you should be playing fair!" Spike said, with a half annoyed, half un-amused face!

"Sorry, I just..." She zoned out, staring at his lower regions.

"Eyes up here!"

"Oh, sorry!"

"How about we take a break to get foreplay outta the way?" He asked.

"Kay!"

So spike took off his apron, & they headed to the couch! Spike lied down on the couch & Dash was on top of him, he started licking her va jay jay! Yeah, I really wish my female friends wouldn't teach me these words. the more Spike licked, the more excited he got, because his dick was popping out between 2 certain scales, but that's when Rainbow was surprised to learn something about a dragon's biology!

"You have 2?" She asked

"(He has 2?)" Pinkie thought! "(Wait, why'd I just think that, & about Spike no less!)"

"Dragons have 2 penises? Wow, this book is a very great read!" Twilight said,

Only the word "damn" was on her mind when she knew of Spike's hemipenes, but of course, snakes & lizards have this. Dragons are no exception! Rainbow shoved both down her throat, deep throating the penises & making Spike feel real good, she felt great too since Spike was still licking her, that reptilian tongue was long enough to rap around Rainbow's waist & lick her flank. They were close to their climaxes , then in that moment, they came!

"(Thank you Rarity!)" Rainbow thought to herself.

*splurt!*

Spike went back to his chores after he finished with Dashie, who was smiling with bliss! Later, he finished the chores & Rainbow kissed is hose, then flew up to Spike & Twilight's bedroom. Then, as soon as the door closed with a click...

"THANK YOU RARITY!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled in great pleasure! "Harder, please, harder!" Rainbow demanded. Spike obliged and thrust harder while he held her tighter!

"I love you Rainbow Dash!' Spike said, as they entered a passionate kiss! Dash was so happy, she was getting pleasured in both the pussy & flank at the same time by the guy she loves! They hoped that they live could together forever & didn't want to stop having sex! Sadly, all good things must come to an end!

"Rainbow, I'm about to cum, so please, let me pull out!"

"No, I want it inside!" Rainbow said, as she wrapped all 4 hooves around Spike! She then squeezed Spike & upon that squeeze, the dragon inserted his seed into his Pegasus lover! Aft that, the 2 lied there, on the bed!

"Dang, If I was to get pregnant, Twilight could leave more often, since I'd be helping you raise our child!" Rainbow Dash said

"Actually, I read something about a creature in a faraway land overseas known as kirins, which are part dragon, part equine!' Spike replied

"Seriously, oh I hope I give birth to one, bye Darling, I'm heading off to the pharmacy!"

Rainbow Dash donned her raincoat & ran out of the library.

Later...

*Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch *smooch *smooch*

Spike's face wasn't just covered in Rainbow's lipstick, but in his mom's as well!

"I'm so happy, I'm going to become a grandmother!" Celestia said happily.

"Thank you Rarity!" said Rainbow Dash

"Yes, this is indeed Rarity's doing, I'll send her a charming gift basket of the most expensive of soaps & perfumes, for this!"

Spike & rainbow nuzzled in the living room, as happy as they could be, knowing that they are now together & the little bun in the oven would ensure a permanent bond between the 2. Now, let us all thank Rarity for playing cupid! Thank you Rarity!

The end!

Now look out your window, someone is getting mugged!