You are just waking up to go to school, clothes, shoes... all dat. You finish dressing up and head to the bathroom so you can go brush your teeth and take a piss (You were always the one to hold in your pee until you woke up the next morning). Arriving in the bathroom you look in the mirror, there looking at you is an 18 year old boy that stands 6'1 and is not fat nor ripped but in the middle with brown but what looks like black hair and green eyes. You have no EYEdea (eh? eh? no... ok...) how you got them but you're kinda happy you've got em'. You grab your tooth brush and put some tooth paste on it, then wet it a little before putting the tooth brush in your mouth, unzupping your pants and heading to the front of the toilet to go drain your best friend. When you are done, You head outside, get in your Pontiac Firebird, (your dad gave it to you when he died of cancer a year ago) start it up and head for school.

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As you are driving you hear something thundering, but it is not your Firebird's engine. You pass it off as nothing. You arrive at school, and you can't help but hear that sound again while you're walking in the halls. There was no rain scedualed for today, was it? No... that would mean it's wednesday... it's not wednesday, "hm... weird." You whisper to yourself. "Hey dude, whats up? You look puzzled?" Your best friend Ronny asks you. Ronnie has been your best friend scince 1st grade and always had all your classes with him. "Yea, I am... a little bit, hey dude? Have you been hearing any thunder latley?" You ask him. "Huh... actually yeah, I have. But it's not supposed to rain until wednesday. That's freaky." He says chuckling at that last sentence, you chuckle with him for a bit and then stop. "Hey dude?" He asks you "yeah?" You reply "lets check it out after class." He says pointing a thumb at the exit. "Yeah, ok dude. After class..."

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Your class ends and you meet up at your locker. "You ready?" He asks "yeah, Im ready." You reply. Ronnie turns to the exit and starts walking towards it, you follow behind. You and Ronnie approach the door and he opens it and holds it open for you. "Thanks." You say slowly as you exit the school and Ronnie follows behind. You both look up in awe at what you are seeing there, sitting above you in the clouds is a giant... rip... in the sky.

You both then hear a rumble from the rip and then see the rip then shoot down a rainbow coloured lightning bolt down to earth. "So thats what it was..." Ronnie says shakily. The rainbow bolt that shot from the rip accually changed the colour of the rip from black to rainbow as it shot out. "Dude, we gotta go! Im not dieing today!" You scream at him as you get in your car and start up your engine and Ronnie gets in with you. "Punch it!" He screams to you as you put your car in reverse and make some tracks leading to somewhere, anywhere but here! As you're driving you notice that the rip is now following you two, that only makes you push on the pedal harder and shift to gear six as you feel your car then give in and sputter before everything goes silent... "I don't want to die!" You both say in unision. You then notice the wall of a building up ahead, apparently Ronnie saw it first because he pushed you out seconds before you both died "you... saved me. Ronnie! Noooo!" You say knowing that your friend just saved your life and... died. You turn around and look up at the now rainbow coloured rip in the sky, and scream: "You cursed rip in the sky! What do yo want from me!?". Then you feel a force on your body, it's pulling you up towards it. You do not struggle knowing that if you got out you would fall to your death. So you sit there until you went out cold.

You then wake up, but alas are to tired to open up. You can hear voices, female, female voices, but you keep your eyes closed. You can hear them talking about you: "What is it?" you hear one brash but still female voice say. "Is it a colt or a mare?" you hear a deeply sothern accented female say "I think it's a colt, just look at how... masculine he is.". You try and hold back a smile as you hear her finish that sentence. After a while of listening you then start to get a little energy back and then notice you havent taken a single breath yet... You gasp loudly and force your upper body up before opening your eyes... wat... There standing before you are six ponies: one light blue, orange, lavender, pink, white and yellow. The blue and yellow ones have wings, the pink and orange one have none (you could tell the orange one had none because her stetson flew off when you what sounded like you or-gasped) and the lavender and white one had a horn. You stare at them... waiting for a response... "none? ok I guess I'll do it..." you mutter to yourself, but before you can say hi the light blue one says: "Moooonster!" and charges you. You and your reflexes get up and quickly jump off the bed and run into the corner of the room your in.

you see the blue one stop before she hits the wall inches away as you hear the lavender one say: "He is not a monster, Rainbow Dash!" hold on... (Mental note: Blue one is Rainbow dash. got it.) O.k. got it. You then turn your attention to the lavender one as she says: "Are you?"

"N-n-no..." You are so shaken up by Rainbow almost tackling you though a wall, you can barley say a word.

"See Rainbow? He's no monster, he's even studdering." you hear the yellow one say. "Hmph, fine... I'm keeping an eye on you... alien..." she put extra emphasis on that word making you now sit on your bum holding your legs to your chest. That made her soften her look on you a little bit, You look at the other five of them to see they are approching you now. That makes you tighten your grip on your legs "don't worry: were not going to hurt you." you see the white one say. They are now in front of you... and you haven't shat your pants this hard before. You see the lavender one walk a little closer to you as you then hear her say: "Hi, I am Twilight, Twilight Sparkle."

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"They've all introduced themselfs, hold on lemmie get out my note pad" your brain says as it then memorizes all those somewhat weird names (Mental note: lavender=Twilight Sparkle (Book worm), Pink=Pinkie Pie (careful around her), Yellow=Fluttershy (her name fits her well...),orange=Apple Jack (looks like she could beat my ass), white=Rarity (like her butt mark) and blue: Rainbow Dash (I have nothing to say about you... meanie). "O.k. got it" your brain conforms to you, after they've introduced themselfs the pink one asks what your names is so fast you could barley understand but answer anyways "My name is-" is all you can get out before the pink one then says "OHMYGOSHIHAVETOTHROWYOUAWELCOMETOPONYVILLEPARTY!" then runs out of the room *brain twitch! two more!* You then get up slowly and all the ponies back up in awe, you think you heard: "oh my gosh he's so tall." but you dismiss it. You then look down at Twilight (you think) as she says we'll show you around town, follow us!" she said exitedly. You couldn't help but look at their tails: they were swaying a bit more than you would expect them to (exept for Dash), but you pushed that asside as nothing, they must've been exited to see a creature from another world pop up on theirs, you know you would, definetly.

You and the girls head out of what you have just found out was a gigantic tree and make your way around Ponyville. "Why is every one staring at me?" you say trying to refrain from running behind a building. "Because your new here, darling thats why... acctually, darling could you tell us what you are, please?" Da hell is she using "darling" like dat? you gulp before you say: "I am a human.". They all gasp which makes you jump a little, "A human!?" they all say in one.
"Aaaagh! yes, whats the big deal!?" you say shakily "I thought humans were just a myth! Thats so amazing" you hear Twilight say "Thats so cool! Can I see your teeth?!" you can't even give a response before your mouth is pried open by Rainbow'shooves "Oh my gosh! Canines! That's so frikkin awesome!" Oh yeaaaa... because canines mean you eat meat... heh... I forgot. "Really!" you hear the rest of them say as you are then pulled down and they all look into your mouth. "Oh mah gawsh yer right!" you hear Apple Jack say.You then pull back and scream out: "Yea I got canines, I eat meat, is that a problem!?"

You scream at them as you then see everyone in town look at you... scared. "Oh don't worry! I don't eat ponies!" you say reasuringly as you then see everyp0ny calm down but still look at you. You then look down at the five and then you hear and see Rainbow say: "Hold on! I'm gonna go get some meat! Keep him there, I wanna see you eat it to see if you're lying!" she says before flaping her wings and leaving you dumb founded and creeped out. You then feel your body get enveloped in warmth and see that you're floating in a purple aura, You struggle to move but... to no avail. You give in and just sit there for a bit before asking: "Don't know why you guys think me eating meat is so intere-" is all you say before you hear dash say: "Im here! I brought the meat!" eh you were kinda hungry anyways. You then feel the warmth of the aura fade as you are then dropped onto the ground, you land on your feet but are then knocked down by Dash "Here, eat this!" she says slamming a piece of supprizingly well done medium-rare onto your chest "ummm... ok." Dash then gets off of you and backs up beside her friends and they all watch you contently. You then get in a criss-cross position and grab the steak of of your folded legs with both hands and slowly bring it to your mouth, they only watch you more contently the more closer you bring the steak to your mouth. You then take a bite out of the steak "Damn this is good!" you say with a full mouth. They all gasped at what they saw then they all said in unision: "You weren't lying! You do eat meat!" then they all turn to themselfs and start talking about how awesome it was. You shrug and continue eating your steak.

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By the time you were done everyone was staring at you intently, but you hadn't noticed until you finished the steak, and heard cheering... you then stood up as every one backed up in awe at how tall you were like the six did. You then hear what sounds like a child say: "can you sign this autograph Mr.Human?" you look around but don't see the kid, or filly that said it, until you hear: "down here!" you then look down at your feet, there you see a little filly with a Hersheys cookies and cream coat and little brown spots on him (pipsqueak, but you don't know that), you not wanting to be mean to a filly say "Yeah, ok." and grab the pen and paper from his cute little baby mouth and sign it and give it back and then say "there you go little d00d, your welcome" and then scratch his head with your right hand before he runs off saying: "Oh wow I got got an autograph by a Human and got my head scratched by him! Best day ever!" you let out a little chuckle as you hear him finish that sentence. "cute" you say as you then feel a nudge on your left shoulder you look said way and see Rainbow nudging you with her elbow. "what?" you say confusedly (Don't know if thats right) "nuthin'" she says as she stops nuding you. You look at her confused before you see everyp0ny is gone even the rest of the six only you and Rainbow are there now. "follow me" Rainbow says before landing on her hooves.

"Mkay"

You then arrive at what looks like a gingerbread house with dash all of its lights are off. You can tell because the windows show nothing but darkness "wait here." she says before walking into the house. A few seconds go by as you wait.

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"Ok, I'm gonna go in now..." you say as you put your hand on the door knob and rotate counter-clockwise. You open the door only to almost get a hear attack

"SUPRIZE" you hear everyp0ny say loudly

"Agh!" you scream out

Everyp0ny starts laughing histericly as you just sit there... confused as hell... you then start to chuckle a little, which then turns into a laugh matching the others. You then stop laughing as you hear Pinkie say "LETS PARTAAAAAY!!!" and everyp0ny starts dancing eating cupcakes, doing party related stuff. You then let out a little chuckle as you see a colt get dragged upstairs by a mare who has a maniac-like smile plastered across her face.

"Oh boy..." you say happily as you then walk into the crowd start partying.

Author's Note

Oh man this is gonna be good... don't worry guys... I'm not even close to being done... *Laughs Evily*