Making a new life in Equestria

The party was great, you didn't get drunk, killed, high or any of that! You walk out of what you now know is sugar cube corner with the six and then realize something... "Crap!" You say loudly enough for the six to notice "What?" Dash says confusedly "I ain't got no place to stay!" You say "Aaaaw, I can't sleep in an alleyway! Do you guys even have an alleyway?!" Everyone gasped at that you could tell that Fluttershy was about to say something but was cut of by Dash "You can stay with me!" She said quickly "uh... ok?" Is all you could mutter out before Twilight said: "but Humans can't walk on clouds. Can they?" You slowly nod and then look at dash who now has a sad look on her face. You then hear twilight say: "but I can put a spell on you so you can!" That made dash a lot happier so happy that... she... hugged you? Meh you guys were like family so it's all good if she does that... right? Yea... yea it does...ANYWAYS you walk over to twilight's house with the other five so twilight can slap that spell on ya' and you can go to dash's place without falling through it and get some sleep. I never told you right? No I didn't, your a little drunk from those two bloody mare shots but you can still walk steady. Twilight then tells you to enter her room so she can perform the spell. You follow twilight into her room and she tells you to sit down, so you do so in a wooden chair and then turn it around to face her. What you see was a mixture of weird and kinda sexy. There sitting before you is twilight with her legs prominently open with her tail covering what you can tell is her... mare hood?

"Now twili-" is all you can say before she cuts you off: "if you want to go to rainbow's house then you need to do something for me first..." you being the gentleman, always wanting to walk on clouds and all sadly... comply "*sigh* ok, twilight what is it you want me to do..." you say
sadly knowing you're about to probably finger a pony now "don't you think this is a little rushed, eh twilight?" You ask approaching her slowly to get as much time as you can. When you're in front of her she removes her tail from the "spot" and reveals to you her... freaking pony va-j-j it looks like it's drowning because of how wet it is. Twilight giggles at how you're staring at it. Your fingers are then grabbed by twilight's aura and pulled slowly down to her wetness as you th- "Wake up! Hey dude, wake up!" You hear rainbow say as you then feel water dumped onto your face "HUH! Wha- what happened?" You say confused as hell. One second you were about to finger a pony and THEN you wake up. I swear drinks will fuck up your brain cells... sheeesh... uh oh... *brain twitch! One more!* CRAP! Rainbow speaks up after that question: you got knocked out cold when twilight finished her spell on you." Hmmm makes sense... you look at twilight who has a guilty look on her face. "It's alright twilight, I'm sure it was an accident." You say reassuringly. Twilight's mood lightens up after that. You turn your attention to rainbow and ask: "so... how are we gonna get up there?" You ask with a raised brow. "Hmmm... get on my back?" She says with a 'could work?' Face on "are you sure? Isn't that weird for you guys?" You ask "kinda, but it the only way we can get up there." She was right, it is the only way up "true... true... ok then. Let's go" you say before you get on her back and trot out of the door. "You're... heavy..." you hear her say "heh... sorry bout' that I used to eat a lot of meat back on my planet."

You and rainbow head back to her house in silence. You were looking at the beautiful sky as rainbow focused on what was ahead. As you arrived and got off her back you asked: "did you make this cloud mansion yourself?" You inwardly face palm at that question, of course she did ya moron... "no, my Pegasus friends helped me." Oh... good it wasn't a stupid question. Rainbow leads you inside of her mansion and she then tells you something that made your heart take a pin out of a grenade and toss it into your gut... she had no extra bed so that meant... you had to sleep with her till' you could get a house, which was gonna be a while. She saw the expression on your face and told you she didn't mind, which made you feel a little better. You then took a shower and made another mental checklist to visit rarity for some clothes the next morning. After you're done with your shower you put on your underwear and head for rainbow's bed, pull the covers over your body and fall asleep. You could've sworn you felt a warmth envelope your side. You knew who it was but didn't care.

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You woke up the next morning feeling surprisingly good and ready to take on the day. "Hey rainbow you up?" You say looking to the side to see her still sound asleep. You decided to keep her there and get down the fun way. There was a lake right under her home so you could just cannon ball off and land in it you put on your clothes and head out the door. You move to the edge of her cloud house and look down. There sitting maybe a kilometer away is the lake, you then close your eyes and dive off of her cloud house. You can feel your adrenaline build up the farther you go until you hit the lake. You then swim up to the edge of the lake and get on your feet. Your clothes are... dry? "Hm... cool..." you say to yourself as you then walk down towards ponyville. You then reach rarity's boutique and head inside there you see a Philly that you've never seen before. She has a white coat like rarity
and a bright purple Maine and a purple stripe going through it. "Uuh... hi, is rarity here?" You ask the little philly. "Oh my gosh! Are you the human everyp0ny is talking about!?" She asks you giddily "yeah?" You answer slowly. "OHWOWINEEDTOTELLSCOOTALOOANDAPPLEBLOOMABOUTTHIS!" She says before she runs past you and into the direction of the apples' residence.

You then hear the fimiliar sound of clip-clop of hooves on the tile floor as you then see rarity come out of the corner. She has these red glasses that rest on her muzzle that you personally have to say: they look pretty good on her. You don't even get a chance to say hi before she says: " Oh I knew you would take my advice!" She says as giddily as that other philly did.

A few minutes pass before rarity gets down your measurements and shows you what she has thought up. You like it... the pants are white with a black decal on the left leg and the shirt is a Halloween orange with a black eagle on the front. This would go good with the high tops you are wearing they are also white with orange with them. She then tells you that it will all be done by tomorrow morning. You then give her a big hug which made her blush heavily then thanked her, her expression: dumbfounded. You walk out with a chuckle an then say to yourself: "good, already gettin' started" before heading down to the park to go chillax.