A few weeks have passed scince you've been in equestria and a few things, you've now got more than just two sets of clothes now, a few mares have been acting strange, you've got a teleportation chip in your brain and there are less colts around on the streets. Those last three still have been keeping you feeling a bit weird for a while.

You teleport up to Soarin's house, your best friend scince a week ago, and knock on the cloud door (how does that work?) you wanted to ask him something. After a few seconds of waiting Soarin' opens the door... slowly "Oh good, it's just you..." soarin' says like he just took a load of bricks off his back. You are about to say something before Soarin' cuts you off "Quick, get in!" he says quickly getting behind you and pushing you inside and locks the door. "Jeez man, what's your prob' bro!" you say angrily "Sorry, but all the mares..." he says before shuddering. "Hm. Well thats what I wanted to ask you about." you say to him getting up and walking over to sit on his couch. "Yea d00d, what's the 411?" he says looking at you with a raised brow "I wanted to ask you if you know what's going on with all the mares.". His eyes open as wide as dinner plates as you finish that sentence. "Well... every year all the mares go through a cycle called..." he sighs and continues "Heat...". You stare at him, dumbfounded. That word sounds fimiliar, but you can't put your tounge on it. Hmmm... that kinda helped, but you still couldn't figure it out. You didn't feel like asking him what it ment so you continued on "Sooo... what?" you ask him to get rid of the akward silence

"DOYOUWANNAGETBUCKEDBYABUNCHOFPONYSSOMUCHTHATYOURDICKHURTS!?" He asks scaredly.

"Agh! No!" You reply quickly.

"good, you should be careful around mares, especially Rainbow, seeing how you sleep in her bed and all. But I know you can escape them, you got that chip in your head!" He says punching you lightly on your noggin and chuckling.

You then start to chuckle with him for a bit until it stops, "Alright d00d, I'll see you later" you say getting up from the couch and giving him a bro hoof.

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You then exit his house and think of a place to go, you had a few bits from getting hired by Mr and Mrs.Cake to help pinkie with the baking. You decided you would go to the market and get some food. You then set the destination in your head and you dissapear in a flash of light.

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You appear in front of the market with a flash of light. You walk towards the door and hunker down a bit so you can go through it. "Wow... alot a' mares..." you mutter to yourself seeing all the p0nies walking around, that are... all... mares... you head down to the wheat section and grab two loafs of bread and hold them in your left hand. You then take your focus off of the loafs of bread and see that... Lyra and Bon Bon... are right next to you. You jump in fright... two feet away from them. They stare at you akwardly, before they chuckle a little. "How come you guys aren't chasing me like sex crazed beasts?" you ask them, very confused. Lyra is the first to respond, but won't spit it out "Umm... because were... were-" is all she gets out before Bon Bon cuts her off, "Lesbians..." Bon Bon says rolling her eyes, Lyra blushing furiosly. "Oh... good for you Lyra and Bon Bon. When did this happen?" you ask them, relived. "two days ago..." Lyra says blushing even more than she was before. "Oh cool, well I'll see you guys later, good luck guys." you say happilly before walking of to the counter so you can pay for your bread. The clerk is suprisingly a unicorn colt, but he's shaking... badly. "Hey bro, you all right?" you ask him he looks at you and stops shaking and looking relived as he sees that the p0ny isnt a mare, or a p0ny, or a mare, but a male human. "oh... heh... yea sorry, im kinda freaked out that some of the mares here will try and rape me dry, you know?" he says to you cheking out your loafs of bread and putting them in bags with magic. "yea, I know the feeling d00d." you reply chuckling. you give him a bro hoof and head out the door.

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You appear in another flash of light at rainbow's house, she's probably here, but you teleport in anyways. She's upstairs, you find out. You could tell because you could hear racket upstairs. You bring your loafs of bread to the kitchen counter and walk over to rainbow's fridge and open it up, You grab some steak, (rainbow kept some in there for you to eat becuse she still thought it was interesting to watch you eat steak and such that invovled your canines) get a knife, a plate and put it down then your steak and a fork and began cutting. After you were done with cutting your steak, you grabbed two slices of bread and put them in the toaster. Then get out a frying pan and scramble some eggs then add that to your plate. You hear the toaster ring and hear the toast pop out. you then grab the slices of bread from the toaster and also add that to your plate. "yummm..." you hadn't even noticed how much your mouth was watering until you almost slipped in it. You grab your plate and head for the couch, where you then start to nom nom nom.

After you finish your tottaly super awesome tasticular azy o' lishious meal and put it in the sink, you hear more racket. You decide to go and see what the 411 is. You walk up the stairs and the closer you get to Rainbow's door the louder the... moaning gets? "Giggity" you mutter to yourself before you slowly open the door and ask "hey Rainbow, everything alri-" is all you get out, you already knew what was happening but you just wanted to see it... WHAT!? PROBLEM!? ANYWAYS, what you see is probably the most sexy/craziest thing you've ever seen. Rainbow is masturbating... you try and hold back a laugh as you then close the door in front of you as you then walk out of the room and what you just saw. As you approach the couch you let out all the laugh that you've been holding up. Rainbow saw your deadpan expression like you knew what was happening and just wanted to play it off, it was written all over your face...

Rainbow then gets off her bed and walks down stairs to see you laughing your ass off... You then notice rainbow is looking at you and wipe off your tears and let out a few more chuckles before saying: "So... you do it like dat~?" you say in a rappers kind of voice with a smug grin. "shut up, you didn't see anything" she says blandly. "See what?" you ask her, "Good boy" she replies before walking into the kitchen before rubbing her tail on you. You shiver at the thought you just got...

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After rainbow finishes whatever she was doing in the kitchen she then asks you if you wanna go to the stadium to watch the wonderbolts with her, of course you complied, because your best brotato was in there and you could get in a V.I.P. spot because you knew him, and rainbow could tag along.

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You both reach the stadium, well rainbow met you there because you teleported, and went to the V.I.P. area. The guards knew you well so they both gave you a bro hoof and let you inside. You kinda had a reputation for yourself seeing how you had canines, ate meat and proved to this "Starswirled the beirded" guy that humans were real. You walk over to the seat closest to the window so you could get the best veiw of the wonderbolts and rainbow sat on your lap. The reason because she said you took the best seat and you said "We can share it if you want." and scooted over but she just jumped onto your lap. You didn't mind... not that much, you two watch the wonderbolts in awe, you letting out "HOLY CRAP!"s and "YO' BE CAREFUL!"s and rainbow just laughing at how scared you were. The rest of the show was great, and scary.

When the show ended it had started raining. Rainbow said that she forgot about the rainstorm and was gonna tell you about it. You didn't mind, you could just tele to Rainbow's house. But you didn't want to leave her flying in the rain so you told her to hug you tightly, she blushed furiosly but did so and before you know it, you were at Rainbow's house. You did all the stuff you needed to do to go to bed and then jumped in and went to sleep.

"I think im gonna like this..." you say to yourself as you then fall asleep

Author's Note

That part with the steak, eggs and toast got me really hungry and it was pretty fun to write.