You woke up to slamming your head onto the train floor.

clumsy bastard.

Shut up you 18 year old irresponsible drunk piece of sh-oh look were here.

You lift your head up to see the most awesomest thing in your life besides that diamond you found in your basement. A marble white castle with gold roofs stand before you. You feel a tap on your leg and look down to see spike, "Hey spike, what's up?"

You.

Ssshhh!

"Nothin'... say, you don't think I can get on your back do ya?"

"Sure."

"Really! Aww this is gonna be awesome!"

You crouch down so spike can climb on your back and sit on your shoulders. You then rise to your feet and the higher you go the more force you can feel spike putting on your neck with his arms.

"Ack! Spike- *wheeze* -not so... hard!"

"Oh sorry, got kinda scared. heh heh..."

You then shrug which makes spike bounce a little to wich he then laughs. You then look back and see Twilight, Fluttershy and... Applejack, Rainbow, Rarity and Pinkie pie...

Oh cool, haven't seen them in a while.

Yea, lets say hi.

"Ohai guys!" you say waving at them and turning your whole body around to face them. Pinkie is the first to say something... well... not say something but do something. Pinkie jumps onto your chest and hugs you. "OHMYGOSHIHAVEN'TSEENYOUINAWHILE!" Pinkie says hugging you tightly. "What's spike doing on your back? Oh! is he hugging you too!?" Pinkie says still holding onto you.

O.k. dude, lets get serious. Pinkie wants the "D"...

Im not gonna argue with that because you're probably right...

You chuckle a bit and answer "No, Pinkie he's not hugging me, he just wanted to get on my back" chuckling again. "Oh! can I get on your back!?" she asks, right in your face.

"Ummm..." you look back and see spike is not there anymore.

I woulda' said yes if he was on my back or not, giggity giggity goo.

Nice one dude.

"Yeah, ok go ahe-"

"WOOOO!" Pinkie exclaims shooting up into the sky like a rocket and landing on you back. She wraps her hindlegs around your neck firmly and crossing her forehooves on the top of your head.

"Wow. I wish I was this tall..." She says still giggling a little bit.

You then look back at the other five and spike and see they all have smug grins on. "Don't start... lets just go." You say, annoyed. Turing towards the castle you grab hold of Pinkie's hindleg hooves and make a move on towards it. Everypony follows.

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All of you arrive at the palace of where the princesses live and open the doors. Pinkie is still on your back but you haven't even noticed she still was because she was so light and quiet, probably enjoying the scenery. You all aproach the doors and Twilight opens them up with magic. In the room is two ponies, one mabye a foot smaller than you and one mabye 1 and a half feet taller than normal ponies. As you walk in and the white princess sees you she screams in a strong and scary voice: "DO NOT HARM MY SUBJECTS" magicing Pinkie off your shoulders and shooting a magical ball at your chest. When it makes contact, it blows you through the doors and into the wall behind it... which was mabye 25 feet away...

"BLITZ" Everyone screams as they start running towards you. You cough up a little blood before sliding down the wall you flew into and landing on the floor on your bum. You hold your chest tightly with both hands to try and get rid of the pain. which only makes you cough up more blood.

Gah! What the fuck lady!

OMG OMG OMG BLOOD! EEEYAAAGH!

All six and spike arrive at your battered up body. They try and pick you up but you're too heavy. You then get a little sense back and scream: "Gah! What the hell man! I wasn't trying to kill her! She just wanted to *cough* get on my back! AAAAGH, SHIT!". The princesses notice that you are telling the truth and quickly run over to your body. "Hold on, I shall fix you, hold still!" The dark one says. You missed the whole procedure... because you fainted... again... when you heard the word "fix".

*-----------------------------------*

You wake up with no pains whatsoever and a nice soft bed under you. "What happened?" you ask yourself... well thats what you thought.

"When we healed thou, you fainted." You hear a voice that kinda rings a bell you look to the right and see that it's the dark princess. She was sitting on her bum

We should give her a name till' she tells us.

like what?

Lunar princess?

Naaa, lets just ask her.

"Oh... am I going to be ok?"

"Yes, magic can heal anything."

"Cool... Hey? What does your... umm... mark mean?"

"Oh this?" she says pointing to her bum

"This is my cutie mark, I am the lunar princess, but you can call me Luna , it shows up when somepony finds their special talent. Mine is making the moon rise and fall. The white one, my sister who shot you, Is the princess of the sun, she makes the sun rise and fall

Oh man that's so cool, I wish I could make the moon rise and fall.

Yeah, me too.

"Really? That's awesome, I always liked the sun and moon. But I like the moon better because you can see more of it and when the moon is up, there is always a party somewhere. With the sun, you can't look at it much, you know?"

"Wow, thanks no one has ever said that about my moon before. Everyone always talks about the sun, never the moon like that." Luna says scootching closer to you as you sit criss-cross apple-sauce

"Well, I for one, think the moon is way better than the sun..." You say moving your head towards hers while facing her.

"I never thought I would meet someone like you, especially when he's a human." She says moving closer to you aswell

YAAAAAAAAAH! Oh Le' dou' it!!!

since im gonna be here the rest of my life I might aswell get started, right! WOOT!

Both of your lips only touch as the door swings open and everyone walks in. You and Luna both quickly move away from eachother, but you notice as you both do so, she winks at you. Your eyes go as wide as dinner plates as you see that.

AMOST TIME FOR SOME PONY PUSSEH! YEAH!

WOOOT! IM GONNA FU** HER BRAINS OUT ********* TOOTHPASTE ON MY ************* SUCKING ************* EATING *********** PISCAPALIAN **************** AIRHORN AT THE END TO SIGNAL THAT WERE DONE!! WOOOOT!!

HELL YEA!!

You turn away from Luna and notice everyone has worried faces on.

"it's ok guys, im all healed up."

When you finish that sentence all the main six jump onto you with a big ol' hug. It takes alot to stand up but you can, but the biggest problem is: Pinkie is in the center of the hug and she is giving a hug harder than your grandpa did whenever he saw you. You all laugh for a while and eventually everypony lets go once they noticed you were wheezing. You grab your chest lightly with your left hand, and look at the princess of the sun.
"*pant* *pant* I'm sorry princess, I didn't properly get to introduce myself. I am Blitz Strike, from the planet Earth, Male, 18 years old and it is an hounor to meet you, kinda..." You say bowing lightly with your left hand in front of your chest and your right on your lower back.

"No need to bow, Mr.Strike, I must appologize for my unexpected behavior, I am not very used to otherworldly things in my realm." she says with a small smile.

"Apology exepted, thank you pri-"

"Sister, may I have a little talk with Blitz for a few minutes?"

"Oh... umm of course Luna, But pray tell why you are not using your normal voice?"

"I have grown tired of it sister."

You look back at Luna who now is giving you the bedroom eyes.

Just because of that, im gonna paralize her...

My dick is the Terminator and she is the T1000.

Say hello to my big ass friend.

"Well ok, now sister I shall leave you two alone to talk."

After the sun princess finished her scentence she turned away and walked ou the door, all the others following but you and Luna.

Oh shit... now im scared! I never thought I would get this far!

So all that talk for nothin... I thought you would actually do it too... shame... Im still goin'.

You feel a warm body envelope yours and see that you're floating over to the bed with Luna who is still looking a you with those eyes.

O-o-oh damn...

All that trash talk but no garbage disposal to throw it in, come on brain...

Luna lets go of you with her magic and you land in the center of the bed. Luna moves over onto your chest, her face a few inches from yours.

THIS IS IT!

Luna moves her head forwad and meets her lips to yours, you can taste blackberries. You always liked those so you didn't hesitate to move a little bit farther. You wrap your hands around her and squeese lightly. You were getting more than just the taste of blackberries now, you could now taste cake. You liked that even better. You move your tounge forward and press it against her teeth before she then opens her mouth and meets your tounge to hers.

Oh now I can taste blackberry cake!

Mmmph.. oh... oh my god, SO GOOD!

You two wrestle your tounges for a bet before Luna seperates that tottaly super awesome tastic o' licious kiss.

"Take your clothes off. Now..." she says getting off of you

Holy crap... yes ma'am!

You take your clothes off and leave your boxers on only now. Once your done with that you look back at Luna, she is leaning back with her legs open presenting... one of the beutiful things about her

"Now show me what those fingers can do."

"Ok, lets do this." you say turing around and walking towards you she then scoots to the back of the bed and leans on it with her legs still open you get onto the bed and crawl towards her. You then sit down in front of her, still looking at it, While in the corner of your eye you can see the tent you piched in your boxers. Luna giggles at how you're staring at it and shakes her hips a little while biting her lip. You then feel your fingers get pulled closer by her magic.

Weird... this is just like that dream/nightmare that we had when we went out in Twilight's room...

Only with luna... eh whatever. We got some sex to do.

Your fingers make contact with her soaking dark, pony pusseh. Luna gasps and lets go of your fingers. You then notice how rude it would be if you let her do all the work, so you made a fist and pulled out your middle finger and ring finger and pushed in a little bit. The walls of her womb clutching on to your fingers so you can't get out, litteraly, you can't pull them out. Luna wraps her hindlegs around your lower back and pulls you in closer. You then think it's time for a little action. You pull your fingers out a little and then force them back in quickly. Luna gasps out of suprise and then moans out in peasure. You repeat the process over... and over... and over until you're going tottaly rotary cannon on her. Luna then gasps and moves her forehooves up and wraps them around your neck.

"Oh my... Im-... Im going to... nnnngaah!" she screams out soaking your fingers in even more Luna Liquid.

"I didn't give you permission to do that yet." Luna says pushing you onto your back and grabbing the elastic part of your boxers.

You don't even get a chance to respond before she climbs up over your boss and gently presses her opening against it. This makes you yelp in suprise as Luna moans in preasure. You can't handle what you're feeling right now, damn it's good.

"I bet you want me to go all they way down don't you?"

You can't say a word right now, to much pleasure. You respond with a groan

Luna giggles and puts one hoof on your chest and another up in front of her as she then lowers her self, moaning all the way down taking in all of your boss, You then feel your boss' head press up on something, you already know what it is. You've still got mabye 3 centemeters left but if thats all she can take, then thats all she can take, it still feels damn good. She then moves back up to the top before slamming all the way down, taking the 3 centemeters there with it.

Ooh didn't that hurt!?

she then repeats the action again and again, until you feel something in your loins which makes you groan loudly. Luna sees your expression.

"Oh you're going to do it aren't you?"

*Groan*

That's a good enough response for Luna continues her actions but going faster. That's it... you're down, you grab Luna's hips and move yours up hard, making you shoot your vannila cream all over her inner walls.

From the windows to the wallz!

Till' the sweat drips from my bawlz!

The feeling of release gets you to and you groan out in pleasure. The feeling of your spurts inside of her gets her to go too, but only in suprise as she wraps her forehooves around your neck and moves her hips up and then down one more time before releasing all over your boss. Luna gets off and slumps to your side and holds you close.

"That was great." Luna says with a loving smile.

"*pant* *pant* yeah, *pant* was great..."

"The others are probably waiting ouside..."

"We should head out there before anything gets suspicioso..."

"Indeed."

You both get up and put your clothes on and walk to the door, but before you can open it.

"Oh. hold on." Luna says running into her bathroom. She walks out with a bottle that reads: Le poni.

she then walks up to you and magics you the bottle.

"spray it."

You comply, spraying the space above you and Luna and letting the perfume fall over you both.

"Ok, were good"

"Ok, here, lemmie take that"

She says walking back into the bathroom to put the perfume away. As she is walking into the bathroom you turn to brain.

That was fun...

Yeah, no shit

ok lets get serious...

lets...

anytime you think that a pony is tryin' to get with us we comply and let it go from there.

yep...

"Definetly..." you whisper to yourself

"Did I just talk to myself?" you say to yourself again

"Stupid, you still are..." again

"Ugh... stop..." again again.

Sshh!

"Right... right..." you whisper, before chuckling and opening the door and walking out.

"Hey guys!"

Author's Note

This chapter goes out to Noal and Anon1, thanks for the comments guys! This is for yall' peeps and dirt.