Shocking but True Tales from the Brass Pony Pub

“Me and my younger sister, Babs, had visited here about a couple times before, usually to help out the Ponyville branch of the family with their workload. Ever since my aunt and uncle… well… passed on, we’ve felt the need to help out around the farm. The first time I ever saw Twilight in person, she was helping out with Winter Wrap-Up and I found myself oddly drawn to her. Unfortunately, I was really terrible at talking to girls.”

“I know what you mean,” said Note. “It’s tough.”

“I promised myself that someday I’d find the courage to walk up to her, talk to her, and ask her if she’s interested.”

“And you did eventually, I’m guessing,” said Discord, sighing a little.

“Well, not quite…”

I was walking down the street, on the way to Sweet Apple Acres, and looking around at all of the shops along the way. I hadn’t ever gotten to spend much time out in the town itself, but I was fascinated by how welcoming it was. I felt a little sense of comfort.

Wham!

Before I could even react, I was on the ground and my head was aching. I opened my eyes and found a blurry purple shape in front of me.

“Ouch! Sorry about that, I didn’t see you,” I said.

“It’s okay, that’s not the first time that’s happened.” I recognized the voice. I regained my senses and found that it was none other than Twilight, staring right at me.

“Hey, I think I know you! You’re Twilight, right?”

She seemed a little curious. “How did you know?”

“I’ve seen you around town a couple of times. Remember Winter Wrap Up?”

“Oh, yeah. Come to think of it, I think I’ve seen you a couple of times before…”

“I doubt it. I’m not exactly from around here.”

“No, I’ve seen you around Sweet Apple Acres two or three times. Do you know Applejack, by any chance?”

“She’s my cousin.”

“Oh. What’s your name?”

“Caramel.”

“That’s a nice name.”

“Thanks.” I blushed a little bit. Pleasantries always make me nervous. I wanted to seem nice to her, but I didn’t want to get too friendly. “You know, you seem like a nice girl. Do you maybe want to…” I couldn’t continue. I was worried that I had gone too far ahead for her tastes. The last thing I wanted to do was make her think I was weird.

“Let me guess. You want to hang out?”

I was surprised. “How did you know-?”

“I can see it in your face. You want to get to know me, but you’re nervous. I’ll be honest, I’m incredibly flattered. Usually, I’m the awkward one in this situation.”

“You? I’m shocked.”

We smiled at each other a bit. “So, is the offer still available?”

“Sure. You, uh… want to come to the farm with me?”

“I’d love to.”

We got up off of the ground and walked up to the barn. As we walked there, I felt a sense of accomplishment. All I had to do was make small talk and I could become her friend. I looked around for a subject to talk about, and the first that came to my attention was that, shock of all shocks, she had wings. I could not believe I hadn’t noticed those before. “Those are… new.”

“What are new?”

“The… wings.”

“Oh, these? Yeah, they’re relatively new. I’m not a hundred percent used to them yet.”

“How did you get them?”

“Long story. I’ve been studying magic under Princess Celestia and she sent me an old book of spells and I kind of messed up reality and… well, the end of the story is, I finished my studies and became a princess. I know, it sounds stupid.”

“Stupid? You became an alicorn. That’s not stupid, that’s awesome!”

“I just don’t feel right about it. I don’t want to be treated like a princess, I just want to be myself.”

“You’re still you, aren’t you?”

“Well, I guess so…”

“Exactly. So, what kind of magic have you studied?”

“Well, I don’t like to brag, but I have a list of spells that stretches from one end of town to the other. And I’ve actually been working on a couple of new spells ever since my magic got an upgrade.”

“Wow. That’s awesome.”

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I don’t exactly have a job, but I do like to draw in my spare time.”

“Really? What kinds of things do you draw?”

“Landscapes, oceans, ponies, streetlights… If you can picture it, I can draw it. I’m still working on my skills, though.”

“I’m sure you’re a great artist. You seem like the type.”

I blushed red. I couldn’t believe that a pony I had just met, let alone a princess, was actually interested in what I had to say. When we came back to the barn, we ran into Applejack.

“Howdy there, Cara-” she turned to Twilight. “Twilight? What are you doing here?”

“I ran into your cousin. He wanted to hang out, so here I am.”

“Well, I’m happy to see you around. I needed a little pick-me-up today. I’ve been running all over this orchard more than a honeybee during pollen season, what with Applebloom and Babs going out crusading with their friends like they always do, and Mac going out for a hike. Again.”

“Wait, how come she never told me you two visited?” asked Mac.

“Probably because she didn’t want to bother you after you were done ‘hiking’ all afternoon, Mac.” The rest of the table giggled a bit.

Mac was red in the face. Well… more so than usual.

“C’mon, I’m just pulling your tail, Mac.”

“Just keep going, please.”

“Alright, alright, where was I?”

“So, do you mind if me and Twi hang out here in the barn for a bit?”

“Well, I suppose not. I’ll just leave you two alone for a minute.” She walked over to the door and went outside, before stopping and turning around. “Don’t do anything crazy, okay?”

“Got it.”

“Alright then.” She turned back around and went outside, closing the door. We sat and talked for a while, and didn’t do anything crazy, like AJ said. That was how we spent most of our first date. We had a few laughs, swapped stories and enjoyed each other’s company. Eventually, however, it started getting late and Twilight started freaking out about how she had to get back to the library before it got dark, so I offered to take her there.

When I got there, I was surprised. I didn’t expect the place to be so… home-like.

“Wow. This is pretty cozy, for a library.”

“Well, I do live here.”

“You what?”

“This was where I stayed when I first came to Ponyville. Ever since then, I’ve kind of made it into a home for me and Spike.”

“So, where is this little Spike, anyway?”

“I’m right here,” said someone behind my back. I slowly turned around and then almost had a heart attack.

“Y-y-y-y-y-you’re a… a… a...”

“Yes, I’m a dragon.”

“And… you can… talk.”

“You’re catching on quickly.”

“Spike,” said Twilight, “be nice. He offered to take me home.”

“Certainly took you two long enough. You left four hours ago!”

“I ran into him in town, and we talked for a bit. We spent the afternoon at Sweet Apple Acres, and I guess I lost track of time.”

“What were you doing at Applejack’s?”

“We were just talking, I swear.”

“Oddly enough, I believe you. So, what’s his name?”

“Caramel.”

“Nice name.” The dragon turned to me and looked me in the eyes. “So, you’ve been spending time with my mom, huh?”

Twilight seemed tense. “Spike...”

“I’m just joking around with him.” He turned back to me. “You seem a little on edge. Can I get you anything to calm you down? Milk? Cocoa?”

I couldn’t form words, but I tried. “C-c-c-c-c-c-co-co-”

“Cocoa it is, then.” He went into the kitchen to start making cocoa. Twilight walked up to me and snapped me out of my trance.

“Are you okay, Caramel?” she asked.

“You didn’t warn me he was a dragon!”

“So, to reiterate,” said Note, “you got freaked out by a tiny dragon.”

“Like the rest of you didn’t have a similar reaction. Besides, the way she was talking about him, I coulda sworn he was just another pony.”

“I get that reaction a lot,” said Spike.

“You cause nervous breakdowns a lot?” asked Discord.

“Well, usually not that badly, but Caramel was scared stiff.”

“You took me by surprise,” said Caramel.

“Same thing happened to these guys, but they didn’t begin stuttering when I started talking.”

“Whatever. Where was I?”

Spike came back with the cocoa a half hour later. By that time, the shock had worn off enough that I could actually talk to him.

“Here’s your cocoa, Caramel.”

“Thanks.”

“And some for Twilight. I’ll just leave you two alone for a minute.” He smiled, turned and headed up to his room.

“Wow.”

“What?” asked Twilight.

“Sorry,, it’s just… I’m still not quite over the fact that you have a dragon living with you.”

“Well, you get used to it after a while. I was kind of shocked when I first had him.”

“What do you mean had him?”

She got nervous again. “Er, had him as my assistant, I mean.”

I’m not usually one to pry, but I was a bit curious about what was up with her and Spike. “Is there… something you need to tell me?”

“No, it’s just… nothing.”

“It must be something if you’re so worried about it.”

She sighed a bit. “Can you keep a secret?”

“Sure. What is it?”

She took a deep breath. “Spike is… my son.”

Everypony at the table was shocked. However, that didn’t include Spike and Discord.

“Yeah, I overheard this part of the story,” said Spike. “I was a bit surprised at first, but I’ve kind of accepted it at this point.”

“Somehow I’m not shocked,” said the draconequus.

“How are you not shocked?” asked Thunderlane.

Discord started pointing out features of Spike. “Well, for one, the family resemblance is really quite incredible. Green scales and eyes from the father, purple skin and predisposition from the mother, it all adds up to little Spikey Wikey here.” He grabbed Spike’s cheeks. “And he’s just the most adorable thing, isn’t he?”

“Let go of my face,” said the indignant young dragon.

“Well,” said Caramel, “whatever the case, I was shocked. And then came the long and complicated explanation.”

She told me this really long and sad story about her and a dragon she met while she was still a student of magic. She had just gotten into the school for gifted unicorns and apparently she accidentally cast a spell on herself that made her lay a dragon’s egg. She was really scared to tell anypony and so she went up to the dragon and asked him to look after it and keep it a secret. So the dragon, I forget his name, took it home and kept it hidden, but apparently he fertilized it at some point.

Then apparently they decided to transport the egg back in time so nopony would figure out what happened. About then, she realized that it was the exact same egg she hatched to get into the academy in the first place. When she found out, she asked the school if the dragon she hatched was still around and decided to look after him.

“Why did you come back to look after Spike?”

“I felt like I had to help him. I didn’t want to get in trouble with the school or my parents, but I didn’t want to abandon him.”

“So you made him your assistant.”

“It was the only thing I could think of.”

“Does he know?”

“I don’t think he does.”

“Have you thought about telling him?”

“I’m not sure if I could tell him.” Just then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Spike watching from upstairs. I didn’t tell Twilight, though. I had put her through enough grief for one night.

“You know, I think you’re a good mom for him.”

She smiled a bit. “Thank you, Caramel.” She paused for a moment. “Do you think we should meet up again later?”

“I’d like that. Thank you and good night, Twilight Sparkle.”

“Good night, Caramel.” I went home feeling both a little happy, a little sad, a little hopeful and a little horny. I guess you could say I was in love.

The next time we met, it was at my place again. AJ and Mac had both gone out again, and me and Twilight decided that instead of talking, we should do something else.

“So, what did you have in mind.”

“Well, you said you were an artist, right?”

“I never said ‘artist’, but I guess.”

“Do you think you could draw me?”

My eyes opened up a little bit and I started grinning. “I’d love to.” Then I realized that I was going to have to get the supplies and the grin faded a bit. “Just give me a second to go find some things.” I went up to the ladder that led into the hayloft where the Ponyville Apples kept everything. I searched through about a hundred old boxes and five closets before I finally found some old paper and pencils. “Found it!”

“That took a while.”

“There’s a lot of stuff up here, okay?”

She chuckled. “It’s alright. Take your time. Do you want me to pose?”

“You don’t have to, but that would be awesome if you did.” I came down from the loft and noticed Twilight. She had, in fact, posed for me. Full frontal pose, in fact. “Oh dear Luna.”

“What is it?”

“Are you sure you’re comfortable posing like that?”

“Well, are you comfortable with it?”

“I… suppose I don’t mind that much…”

“Then I’m fine.” She wasn’t talking seductively or anything.In fact, she was acting pretty casually about it, but there was something about the way she was lying down that just yelled ‘come over here.’ But, I kept my cool and I drew every inch of her, from the tip of her horn to the tip of her tail.

I rendered her long, straight mane, her absolutely majestic wings, her sleek tummy, her long and beautiful looking legs, and the tail that matched her mane into a graphite snapshot that really seemed like a sight to behold. For a second in the middle, though, I stopped cold. Something felt odd about drawing her private area.

“Is something wrong, Caramel?”

“I… think I need to take a break.”

“Are you finished yet?”

“Not quite.”

“Well, how much did you draw?”

“You can come over here and see for yourself…” Twilight got up and looked at what I had drawn. I had everything filled in except for one certain area.

“Well, it looks beautiful so far, but... why is there a white spot where my tits normally go?”

“I… wasn’t sure if you wanted me to draw that…”

“Why wouldn’t you?”

“Well, if you want me to draw them, I’d be happy to finish…”

“Sure. Should I go pose again?”

“If you want to.” She went and lied down again. I made sure to get the details on her teats just right and then I moved on to the finishing touch: her snatch. Just looking at it, my heart rate went up a bit. By the time I got finished penciling it in, I was feeling hot. “Drawing’s done.”

Twilight got up and looked at what I had drawn. It was one of my better pieces. “I love it. It looks really pretty.”

“Well, it certainly helps that you look pretty.”

She blushed a bit. “Is there anything else that you want to do?”

“Well, is there anything you want to do?”

“Well, honestly, I’m okay with whatever you want to do.”

I could hear a voice in my head saying ‘this is your opportunity, take it while you can.’ I threw all precaution to the wind and took my chance. “I can think of one thing.”

“What is it?”

“You.”

Twilight looked confused for a second. “Come again?”

“I want to have sex with you. Here, and now. Is that okay with you?”

“I… guess I’m okay with it.”

“Alright, then. Let’s start the royal treatment, shall we?”

I started by putting her down on her back, and getting on top of her. I start rubbing up against her, trying to make myself as hard as I possibly could be, and getting between her tits.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I want you to see the action.”

“Can’t you do anything else?”

I thought for a second, and stopped. “How about this?” I turned around, took my hoof and poked at her downstairs entry for a bit, trying to get it open. Twilight was enjoying herself. Suddenly, I got her snatch open, and stuck my hoof inside, rubbing her cherry.

“That feels amazing. Can I try something?”

“What do you want to try?”

“I’ve been working on some spells... to enhance reproductive traits.”

“What does that mean?”

“You’ll find out in a second.” Her horn start to glow. Suddenly, I felt a tingle in my crotch. I looked down, and before my eyes, I could see my junk growing. My penis extended about an inch and my balls got twice as big. I couldn’t believe it. After that, she started yanking on it with her magic. It felt incredible.

“How did you learn to do that?”

“You’d be surprised... how many ways... you can use magic for sex.”

“I don’t suppose you could use that magic on yourself?”

“I could try.” Her horn started glowing brighter and I could see her tits swelling up an extra size or two. “Did that work?”

“It worked, alright.” I leaned over, hoof still in her pussy, and started sucking on her breasts. I could still feel a little bit of magic on her nipples.

Despite my hoof in her vagina, Twilight kept her concentration and started jerking me off even quicker. Finally, I felt a rush. I was about to cum. And judging from what I was feeling down in Twilight’s snatch, so was she.

Squirt!

I came all over her face, and she got hers all over my hoof. Out of curiosity, I tasted some. It was warm and sticky and tasted really odd. “You feeling alright back there, Twilight?”

“I’m fine… thank you…” I turned around and looked at Twilight. The poor girl was almost out of breath, but smiling happily. I returned the favor.

“You seem happy.”

“I am.”

Just then, I felt a tingle all throughout my body I had no idea what was going on, but in less than a second my mane was covering my eyes and I felt incredibly warm. “Twilight, What just happened? Why do I feel like I’m wearing a winter coat?”

I couldn’t see her, but she sounded worried. “Oh no. The spell must have had some side effects. I’m sorry...”

“Well, can’t you reverse it or something?”

“I don’t know the counterspell! Ugh, I should have thought this through!”

“Why are you complaining? I’m the one who made himself look like an idiot.”

“You’re not the only one…” I lifted my mane out of my eyes and saw that Twilight had also experienced some unfortunate side effects: she had literally turned green. She looked a bit like a frog, actually.

“So,” summed up Spike, “you started painting her, and ended up turning her into a frog, and yourself into walking hair.”

“That is by far the weirdest sex story I have heard in my entire life,” said Thunderlane.

“I’ve heard weirder,” said Discord.

“So, while she was a frog, did she look a little… off to you?” asked Mac.

“What do you mean?” responded Caramel.

“Well, were you... turned off or anything?”

“That’s the weird thing. I wasn’t. Somehow I saw past the green, slimy-looking coat and I still saw Twilight. And despite the fact that I couldn’t see an inch in front of me, I didn’t mind. Because I knew that Twilight and I were special, in more than the obvious way.”

“And that’s how you found out she was a keeper?” asked Noteworthy. “A spell gone wrong?”

“Well, it’s hard to forget something like that. Me and Twi got through that, we can get through anything.”

“So how did you two manage to get better?” asked Soarin.

“I’m getting to that.”

“Well, isn’t there somepony you could talk to who could help?”

“I do know a zebra who could help.”

“Alright then, let’s go see this zebra. Can I hold your hoof?”

“Why?”

“First, because I can’t see a damn thing. Second, because we’re in this together. Lead the way.” She did. I couldn’t see, but I heard everything that happened. We walked out the door,along a peaceful nature trail into the Everfree forest. I felt a chill down my spine as soon as we came in, even under the extra hair.

“Alright, stay close. We’re in the Everfree.”

“I figured. This place doesn’t feel right.”

“Just keep calm and follow me.” I heard a loud roar behind us. “On second thought, run!”

“You don’t have to tell me twice!” We ran, still side by side, away from whatever was behind us for a good mile or so. I could barely breathe by the Time we finally lost it.

“Are you okay?”

“Depends. Are you still there?”

“Yes.”

“Then I’m okay.”

Twilight chuckled a bit. “We’re just about here. I’ll take you in to meet Zecora and this should hopefully be cleared up in no time flat.” We entered this old hut that smelled like tea leaves, tree roots and some kind of soup.

“Twilight! My little princess! Ah, I see you’ve brought a guest!” The voice sounded like no other I’d heard. It was oddly enchanting.

“You must be Zecora,” I said. “My name is Caramel. Nice to meet ya.”

“Hmm. You are from Manehatten, I can tell, by the sound of your voice, Caramel. It would seem, by the length of your hair, that a spell has gone wrong. Is that fair?”

“Yeah, Twilight and I were-” I stopped cold. I didn’t want to be too open with her.

“Let me explain,” said Twilight. “We got a little crazy with come certain spells, and I must have accidentally infected us both with magic. I haven’t figured out any counterspells for this situation, so we came here, past a rather angry timberwolf, to see if you could help us out.”

“Ah, see what has happened here. Twilight, my friend, you must not fear. True, it would have been wise to protect him and yourself. However, I have a little cure in the book on my shelf.” Twilight levitated the book to Zecora, who flipped through the pages and found an antidote for byproducts of sexual magic. “I will gather the ingredients for this brew, but I’m afraid it will take up an hour or two.”

“I’m sorry to barge in on you like this. I know you’re probably busy.”

“I have done this kind of work before. It is no hassle for me to do once more.”

“Wait,” I said. “You’ve done this kind of thing before?”

“This is not the first time I’ve removed a hex that was the unwanted result of sex.”

I turned to Twilight and whispered. “How does she keep doing that?”

“Doing what?” she whispered back.

“The rhyming thing. Does she always do that?”

“I have practiced for many years, my friend, to perfect the art of rhyming without end,” replied Zecora, not skipping a beat.

I turned towards her. “Can you just make the potion, please?

“I was already doing it, but I shall continue whilst you two sit.” I gave up and me and Twilight sat down for a while, waiting for Zecora to work her magic.

“Caramel?”

“Yeah, Twilight?”

“I hope you’re not upset with me.”

“I’m not. I was the one who brought up the idea in the first place. You should be upset with me.”

“But I’m not.”

“Exactly. We made a mistake, but it’s okay. We’ve just got to be more careful next time.”

“Caramel. This is serious. We just got lucky that Zecora knew how to help us out.”

“Well, we know now that we’ve got to think about this. Besides, even if she hadn’t been able to help… It wouldn’t have mattered to me.”

“It wouldn’t?”

“I don’t care if you’re a princess, a frog-pony or Celestia knows what else, just as long as you’re still you. Because I love you.”

“You know, I don’t think I would have minded either.” I couldn’t see, but I knew, right then and there, that she was smiling at me. I smiled back at her.

We waited for a bit for Zecora to finish. When she finally did, we breathed a sigh of relief.

“Each of you must share this bowl,” she said, “to get your bodies back under control.”

I got the bowl first. I drank half of it. It was probably the weirdest-tasting thing I ever had in my life. But, the results were successful enough. I could see, and I didn’t feel hot anymore. Twilight drank the rest of the bowl and turned back to her familiar shade of purple. I could now see Zecora. I was never more happy to see the inside of an old shack than right there.

“Thank Celestia that worked,” Twilight said. “I don’t know if I could explain to anypony how I ended up turning green.”

“Yeah, I‘m thinking maybe we should just keep this between us,” I said. “And Zecora. Thanks, by the way.”

“You are most welcome, Caramel. Still, I suggest you two get back to Ponyville,” she rhymed.

I remembered that we were supposed to be up at the barn. “Oh, no. You’re right. We gotta head back before AJ gets worried.”

“Thank you for your help, Zecora,” said Twilight. “You can keep a secret, right.”

“Of course. We are in agreement, then, to never speak of this-”

“...again.” I finished with her. I had caught on to her rhyming scheme. She grinned at me as if to say ‘Congratulations, you figured it out. Not that I had any sort of doubt.’

“Impressive. You learned two things from this experience,” smirked Discord.

“Technically,” replied Caramel, “three things. One, be careful during sex. Two, there’s a rhyme for pretty much everything. Three, Twilight and I were now a thing.”

“You’re just lucky the spell wasn’t more serious. You could have been actually blind.”

“I know. It was a stupid mistake. A stupid mistake that I never made again.”

In addition to her advice, Zecora gave us some magic protection, for later occasions, and a book of sex spells and counterspells. There were even some new sex spells, some of which I didn’t even know were actually possible. When we got back, AJ was looking for us, as I thought she would be.

“Where in Equestria were you two? You’ve been gone almost three hours and I’ve been worried sick!”

“We just went for a walk through the Everfree,” I said. “We got kind of lost, and then we got chased by a Timberwolf…”

AJ wasn’t buying it. “What’s in the bag?”

“What bag?”

“The one that Twilight’s carrying.”

I looked over at Twilight. She was carrying a bag full of the things that Zecora gave us. “Well,” Twilight said. “They’re just some new spellbooks that I got from Zecora.”

“I thought you said you just went for a walk.”

“We did, but then we…”

“Look here, y’all. I may not be as smart as Twilight, but I ain’t stupid. I know a lie when I see one. I don’t know what happened between you two, but you had best keep it between you. There’s enough weird stuff going on around town as is, and I don’t want to hear any more of it.”

“AJ-” I started.

“Don’t say another word. You can have your fun, but go have it somewhere else. I have had a long day and I don’t need this right now.” With that she turned around and headed back into the barn. I felt a little stupid.

“What’s the matter?” asked Twilight.

“Oh, nothing,” I said. “My cousin thinks I’m weird and the rest of the family is probably wondering about me. I’m fine, honestly.”

Twilight saw right through my sarcasm. “Look, I know it feels weird to you.”

“You have no idea.”

“Look, if you keep focusing on mistakes you made, you’ll never get better. Besides, now we know what to do if this happens again.” I sighed a bit. She had a point. I guess I was still a little freaked out my my temporary blindness. “Do you want to go to the library and try again?”

I considered the offer. “Maybe tomorrow. AJ needs some time to relax.”

She smiled back at me. “Same time tomorrow. Don’t forget!”

“I won’t!”

“And you didn’t,” said Discord, smiling a bit.

“I wonder why my sister was so cranky,” pondered Mac. “I mean, it’s not like she didn’t do something similar.”

“Well, your sister had to wait for a while to get to the good part,” said Thunderlane. “No offense, Note.”

Note replied without thinking. “None take- hey!”

“Come on, Note. I’m just yanking your tail.”

“I think you’ve done enough yanking tonight,” Noteworthy muttered under his breath. “Please continue, Caramel.”

“Alright, where was I?”

The next time we saw each other, we took all the precautions. Magic protection, counterspells at the ready, Spike out of the house, and we both knew what to expect this time. Well, for the most part. The book threw a few surprises at us.

“Roleplay spells?” I read, questioningly. “What does that mean?”

Twilight took a closer look. “With these spells, each partner will know what it is like to play a different part.” We flipped a page or two and came across something we were both curious to try out.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Alright, let’s see if this works.” Twilight powered up her magic and a glow of energy surrounded both of us. When it was over, I looked smaller and Twilight looked bigger.

“Did it work?” I covered my mouth. I sounded like a mare.

“It looks and sounds like it worked,” Twilight said in a stallion’s voice. “But just to make sure…”

We both looked down at our crotches. My dick was nowhere in sight, but Twilight had one. The spell had worked. We had switched genders. “Well, let’s get started,” I said.

“Wait,” said Twilight. “I need to get ready first.”

I caught his drift. “Okay. I’m ready…” I turned around and presented my new parts to Twilight. “...whenever you are.”

Twilight blushed a bit, but regained his composure quickly. “I think I’m ready now.” He levitated an enchanted rubber from the bag and put it on, ready to enter. “Tell me if it get’s too rough.”

“I will,” I said. He came over, prodded me for a bit, and then finally slipped his cock into my vagina. I had never experienced this kind of thing before. It felt odd being the one on bottom for once. I wasn’t sure if I liked it. Twilight, meanwhile, wasn’t feeling that comfortable either.

He was having trouble keeping a rhythm of in and out. “How do you… manage to… keep this up?”

“It takes a while to get used to… just keep going.”

He started getting faster, but he was short on breath. I was beginning to feel a little bit of pain in my pussy, but I ignored it. After a while, Twilight and I finally got the hang of it. I was feeling rather pleasured and Twilight was having the time of his life. After that, I felt an odd warmness, which I guessed meant Twilight was finished. Eventually, I felt something coming out of me.

Squirt!

We were both finished. I had taken a bit longer than Twilight, but I had done it.

“So,” asked Twilight, “how was it?”

“Not bad… for the first time.”

“You want to go back to normal now?

“In a minute. I want to try something else.” I stuck my hoof into my vagina and starting rubbing my clit. I was curious as to how female masturbation felt.

Apparently Twilight got a similar idea and started jacking his penis.

After ten more minutes, me and Twilight were finished. Overall, it had been a weird and interesting experience, but not something I’d be comfortable with permanently.

“Okay, I think I’m done being a mare,” I said, panting heavily.

“Good, because I’m done being a stallion,” said Twilight. He looked through the book and found the counterspell. His magic started to glow again and before I knew it we were back to our old selves.

“Let’s try something else next time,” I said, relieved to be male again.

“Whatever you say,” she said.

We had dinner, I said goodnight and walked home, hoping to get some sleep. I looked over the situation in my head. Yes, the sex wasn’t always really good, but something about Twilight compelled me to keep trying. When I got home, I made up my mind.

“Applejack,” I said, walking in the door.

“What is it, Caramel?”

“I think me and Babs are going to stay a bit longer than planned.”

“So, that’s my story. It was weird and made no sense, but I’m sticking with it.”

The table, at this point, were pretty sure that after five stories full of several sexual oddities, nothing could surprise them at this point.

“Well,” said Note, “Anypony want to try and follow that insanity?”

“There’s nopony left,” said Soarin. “All we have is a dragon and a different dragon.”

“Draconequus,” corrected Discord.

“Sorry. I think Spike volunteered to go next.”

Spike gulped. There was no possible way he could follow that story. “Um… honestly, I… haven’t really had sex with Rarity.”

“Then why did you say you did?” asked Mac.

“Just… let me explain.”