Chapters Chapter 1: Missed It By That Much...
Chapter 1: Missed It By That Much...
"...I'm thrilled these are all I'm going to have to deal with back in Equestria"
*SMACK*
"OW!" Twilight shouted as she fell back onto her butt, "What the heck?!"
*BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG*
"Oh no..." Applejack said quietly as Twilight got up, putting her hand against the statue.
"Why did the portal close?" Twilight asked worriedly. As she did circles around the statue to try and find the portal Applejack walked over, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Twi, I hate to say it, but you missed it by a few seconds," Applejack said sadly as she looked off towards where the sound of a clock going off had come from, "That was the clock tower hitting midnight right after you fell down..." There was an eerie silence as Twilight looked around, realizing that she now stuck in this alternate world for just over two years. There was no way back to her pony friends. The Element of Magic was stuck with her. Equestria had just lost it's last line of defence...
"No..." Twilight said quietly as she started to cry, fearing that while she was here something horrible would happen to her friends on the other side. She could only imagine what they were doing right now...
"She.... Didn't make it" Rainbow said, sounding confused and almost angry, "WHERE IS SHE?!" Without warning Rainbow charged at the mirror, but thankfully Celestia was able to hold her back before she smashed it to pieces. As she struggled inside the magical field that was surrounding her the rest of them slowly started to walk away, all them doing their best to not cry.
What they didn't hear was the faint banging noise and sobs coming from the mirror...
"WHY"
*BANG*
"CAN'T"
*BANG*
"I-*
"Twilight stop!"
The sudden shout from behind startled Twilight, causing her to freeze instantly. It wasn't one of her friends, they were all standing silently behind her, none of them knowing what to say to her. Then she realized who the voice belonged to.
"Twilight, why are you hitting the statue like that?!" Flash shouted as he ran up to Twilight's side, grabbing her wrists so she couldn't hit the statue any more. She had already scrapped the skin off of her fists, and was only a few hits away from bone now.
"It closed..." Twilight said quietly.
"What closed?!" Flash asked worriedly, wanting to know what was making her go insane.
"The portal closed!" Twilight screamed, the surprise catching Flash off guard enough that she could break free, bolting away from the school without a plan of where she would go. While everyone watched her run away they heard Principal Celestia push the doors open, looking worried and concerned.
"What's going on out here?!" she shouted before noticing Twilight running down the street by herself, "Where is she going?!"
"We don't know..." Flash said, feeling like a disappointment as the girl he loves turned the corner, now being too far gone for anyone to follow her. When the clock hit midnight the effects of Twilight's Magic wore off, and everyone lost their wings.
"I hope she'll be okay..." Fluttershy said as Spike sadly walked up to Rarity, hoping she would pick him up or pet him. She herself decided to do both, and with that they all headed off towards their houses, not sure what they were supposed to do now other than hope Twilight returns to school the next day.
"I FOUND HER!" Rainbow shouted from the soccer field, managing to get the entire school's attention. Everyone quickly filed outside, all of them staring at Twilight sprawled out in the middle of the field, an atmosphere of worry hanging over them. Had she been there all night? Is she okay? Why isn't she moving? Why is Sunset Shimmer running out to her?!
"Twilight?" Sunset asked as she stopped a few feet away from her, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just laying here" Twilight answered, being oddly calm even though she had the entire school worried sick about her. In her short time being there she managed to unite all of them and reignite school spirit, and when they found out she ran off into the night all of them were scared. The city wasn't a safe place at night, especially when you didn't know your way around it. Before Sunset Shimmer could say anything else to Twilight her other friends showed up, stepping in front of her.
"Twilight what were you thinking?!" Rarity said, quick to chastise her for running off, "We were all so worried about you!"
"It's okay, I'm fine," Twilight said calmly as she sat up, "Although Rainbow did catch me freaking out..."
"Yeah, she was, uh..." Rainbow mumbled off before coughing, "She was rolling around and screaming into the ground..."
"Wow..." Applejack said, raising an eyebrow when she noticed Twilight's new attire, "Where'd you get that sweater?"
"Mrs. Cake knitted it for me," Twilight said, showing it off to them, "I went to their bakery after running away, and thankfully they let me stay, on one condition"
"And what was that?" Fluttershy asked, getting some nods from the other four, who wanted to ask the same thing.
"Don't wake the twins," Twilight said calmly, "Mrs. Cake knitted this for me as a thank you after I managed to get them a full night of sleep because I had been keeping the twins asleep"
"Ah..." he five of them said at the same time, all of them trying to figure out how she managed it. Not even Pinkie was able to get those two to stay asleep, so how did Twilight do it right after she met them? Before they could start questioning her about it Fluttershy remembered something that was more important.
"Flash isn't here today," Fluttershy said, getting Twilight's full attention, "He hasn't contacted anyone since you ran away last night..."
"Not entirely true..." Rainbow said, sounding guilty, "I followed him for a bit because he looked so depressed, but when he found me he said that he just wanted to be alone"
"It's my fault for running away when he came to talk with me..." Twiilight said, flopping back down on the ground looking like she was about to burst into tears. There was a long and awkward silence as they tried to find out what they could say, but none of them had ever been in a situation like this before, so nothing was coming to mind. After what seemed like hours Twilight got up and started walking towards school.
"Where are you going dear?" Rarity asked worriedly, afraid Twilight was about to run away again.
"To school," Twilight said without any hint of emotion, "I'm sure Flash will come back soon, so I might as well wait for him here..." There was a hint of longing and loneliness in her voice, but no one could find the right words, so all they could do was let her go. Where she was going to be, none of them knew, but all they could do right now is hope her and Flash can get back to normal. Or at least whatever normal was going to be from now on.
Chapter 2: What Just Happened?
Chapter 2: What Just Happened?
"Hey Twi!" Rainbow shouted as she came bolting down the hallway, nearly pushing Featherweight into his locker as she did, "Has Flash come to talk to you yet?!" She slowly skidded to a halt in front of Twilight, her eyes immediately locking onto Twilight's so she could sense any kind of hesitation that would hint to something bad, or good. When Rainbow's words finally clicked Twilight's face contorted into a look of confusion, and then sadness.
"No, he hasn't come to talk with me yet..." Twilight said, her sadness quickly spreading to everyone around her. Before Rainbow could try to console her Rarity came out of the door beside them, looking around suspiciously before pulling both of them inside. Rarity quickly threw them onto the couch before slamming the door shut, their eyes struggling to adjust to the light. All they could see was Rarity, a camera, and a few shadowy figures behind her, guys from what they could distinguish.
"Did you just throw us onto some kind of casting couch Rarity?" Rainbow asked before her eyes adjusted completely, the few blobs, and what she thought was a camera, was really just Big Mac, Soarin, and Flash with a bag on his head. Before Twilight could ask what a casting couch was she noticed Flash, her thoughts quickly changing to figure out any reason why he was here, and why he was tied up like Rarity was trying out some kind of, what was it called...
"Is this some kind of weird bondage porno set?!" Rainbow screamed as she jumped up, causing Rarity to scold her immediately.
"No!" Rarity shouted, "I had these two grab him out of the locker room during P.E!"
"Then why were me and Twi on a casting couch?!" Rainbow shouted back, earning a laugh from Big Mac and Soarin, who couldn't find it any more hilarious than it already was, "And personally, I call Big Mac if that's what this is!" Her last comment managed to shut Big Mac up, but it only made Soarin laugh twice as hard, to the point where he was on the ground in pain. Even Flash had let out a quiet chuckle, but Twilight couldn't be more confused.
"Why is Flash tied up, and what the heck is a casting couch?!" Twilight screamed, getting the attention from the people on the other side of the door. Sadly, Applejack was one of those people, so without hesitation she kicked the door down. To make things even worse, the door slammed into the back of Soarin's head, giving him a serious concussion.
"What is going on in here?!" Applejack said quickly before she saw who was in the room, and the look a certain girl was giving him, "WHY IS MY BROTHER IN HERE?!"
"Oh it's nothing AJ, Rarity here was just hoping that I could get a taste of his secret sauce, since she would never touch something as meaty as that..." Rainbow said, before realizing that she just said it Applejack. Big Mac's little sister, and, strongest fighter in the entire city. With only enough time to say a prayer Rainbow started to run, but she wasn't fast enough. Once Applejack had caught her she pulled both Rainbow, her brother, and Soarin, out of the room, all three of them having a long stay in the nurse's office ahead of them.
"Well then..." Rarity said, sounding far more confused than she looked, "Shall we start?"
"Start what?" Twilight asked impatiently, "Using a casting couch?"
"Oh no no no, no!" Rarity said quickly, her face blushing at the thought of Twilight and Flash doing, that, in front of her while she filmed it. The heat in the air, the smell of sweat, maybe even blood, flooding her nostrils. Their passionate moaning as they moved together causing Rarity's own hand to sneak down and-
"Oh my..." Rarity said as she struggled to regain her composure, but she had been out of it long enough for Flash to get free and move himself towards the door, where his gym bag was laying open. As he put the rest of his clothes on Rarity jumped to his side, whispering into his ear as Twilight sat on the couch in complete confusion. What was a casting couch Why did it involve Rarity, Flash, and a camera? Why was Applejack so mad that Rainbow talking about a hamburger that shared her brother's name? How come Rarity blushed so hard her face was redder than Big Mac's shirt? Why was Flash sitting next to her with his hand on hers? Why was her brain about to turn o-
"Twilight?" Flash said, his voice being the last nail in the coffin, causing Twilight's logic to completely turn off.
"Flash?" Twilight asked back, not really sure what she was supposed to say. Right now her brain was on vacation, her heart taking charge. Without any warning Twilight leaned forwards and kissed Flash, causing his brain to short out as well, which caused him to lean forwards as well, the two of them fully embracing each other as Rarity's mind went crazy in the background. Maybe she should have had a camera in this room, with how close Twilight and Flash were getting, but just before anything serious happened they broke apart, a sense of longing coming from both of their eyes. They didn't want to break apart, but they had to do it so they could breath.
"So..." Flash said as he started to recover from the intense make out session, "Are we... Good?"
"I hope so," Twilight said, a blush forming on her cheeks as she leaned forwards, giving Flash a short kiss before she got up, "See you after school?"
"Sure thing," Flash said, smiling as Twilight left the room, the door shutting snapping Rarity out of her daze. Looking around she saw that Twilight had left Flash staring at the door in blissful ignorance that Rarity was still in the room. An awkward silence hung around until one of Rarity's heels squeaked on the tile floor, making Flash look up in surprise. Their eyes met for a moment, but the awkwardness made Rarity speak up.
"So..." Rarity said quietly, "What happened?"
"I think me and Twilight just made up, by making out..." Flash said before the realization that he just made out with Twilight clicked in his head, his first reaction being run out of the room while howling in joy, disrupting almost the entire school until he got out the soccer field, his howl finally fading out, leaving Rarity to stand looking at the door, with only one thought going through her mind.
How did I do that?
Sadly, before Rarity could contemplate how her plan went of without a hitch, and without her having to lift a finger, Pinkie burst in, covered in orange and black streamers. As was common for Pinkie she didn't say anything as she pulled Rarity out of the room, leaving the door open to any passerby who happened to see the rope, wool bag , and couch out in the open. It was now when everyone started rumors of Rarity running her own pornography operation out of the fashion room.
Once Pinkie had managed to collect everyone in the gym she had put them all to work. Rarity was okay with helping set up the gym, but she wasn't as enthusiastic as Big Mac and Soarin were. From what Applejack had told everyone, the two of them were about five seconds away from castration when Pinkie burst in, pulling them all towards the gym so they could help out. Of course, she didn't mention what was going on until they were all there, wandering around in confusion.
"LET'S DECORATE FOR HALLOWEEN!" Pinkie had shouted once she managed to get Sunset Shimmer into the gym, although she was probably the most reluctant person there. Even though she had somewhat managed to repair her relationships with everyone, she was still reluctant to show up for any public event that involved more than two other people. Although, eventually she started to work with Twilight, and so the entire gym was ablaze with activity, with all of them doing their best to make the gym have a theme of freaky fun. Something that managed to make Rainbow laugh every time she heard it.
It had been only an hour when Sunset Shimmer and Flash bumped into each other, the awkward "ran into ex" situation playing, only made worse by the fact that Twilight was right behind him, getting closer every passing second. Lucky for them Pinkie was actively patrolling the gym, and when she saw them doing nothing she ran over, pulling Shimmer away so she could go do something else. Twilight had asked Flash what happened, but he brushed it off and they kept working.
Half way done with the gym at about two and a half hours in, both Rainbow Dash and Big Mac mysteriously disappeared, both of them gone for about five or ten minutes before coming back in. When they did come back they were surprised to see that everyone was looking for them, especially Applejack. Pinkie had noticed that Big Mac was gone, passing it off as him needing to pee, since he had been doing a bit of a shuffle when she had seen him last. Then Rainbow disappeared, and the search began. Turned out they just both had to pee, and ran into each other in the hallway, so they started to talk. Applejack didn't believe them, and what Twilight said next only made things worse.
"Did you try his secret sauce?"
After five hours of work they all sat down, looking at all the work they had managed to get done, with very little communication between all of them, save for when they accidentally bumped into each other. There was nothing left to do now, other than getting the food and snacks the day of the party.
"Great job everyone!" Pinkie shouted as she got up, snapping all of them out of their tired states with her energy, "Now we should all head home, tomorrow we have to decorate the hallways!"
"Yeah... No," Rainbow said as she got up to leave, with everyone quickly following after her, including Pinkie herself. When they got to the front of the school they all went their separate ways. Applejack, Big Mac, and Rainbow for some reason, went off towards the outskirts of town, where Sweet Apple Acres was. Everyone else headed off towards their dorm rooms. Twilight, turned right back around and went up to the library, where Spike was waiting for her beside the makeshift bed that she'd been sleeping in for over two weeks now.
"How was your day?" Spike asked as Twilight started to pet his head.
"It was okay I guess," Twilight said as she laid down, "Me and Flash made up"
"Ha, I won!" Spike shouted happily before he realized Twilight was right beside him, "Um, me, Snips, and Snails made bets on when you and Flash would get back together. We actually came up with a name for you two"
"That's weird," Twilight said, her confusion showing in her voice, "What was the name?"
"Flashlight!" Spike said with a smile, making Twilight roll her eyes before she rolled over onto her side, passing out almost instantly once she got comfortable. Meanwhile Spike was trying not to laugh as he thought about the stuff him and the two former henchmen talked about when they were cleaning the library.
Chapter 3: The Great and Powerful Hangover!
Chapter 3: The Great and Powerful Hangover!
With Pinkie's Hall-o-weenie Party underway, the senior year prankster was already making her way towards the punch bowl. She had a history of making things go from fun, to chaotic crazy, all with one action. Freshman year she slipped condoms into guys pockets, their dates immediately freaking out and slapping them so hard dozens of fights broke out. Sophomore year she managed to turn Vinyl's laser light show into a kool-aid cannon, which ruined everyone's hair, something that made a few girls break down in tears. Junior year she managed to make the disco ball split open, showering everyone with water balloons, forcing everyone to go outside, and anyone in white had to do their best to cover up. This year, however, Pinkie was doing everything she could to keep it safe and fun, but she couldn't be everywhere at once.
"You two, watch for the pink maniac, I'm going to the punch bowl so I can make things fun like last year," the trickster whispered to Snips and Snails, the two idiots of Canterlot High. With small salutes and nods they were off, doing what they could to distract Pinkie. Being thankful that the morons were good at getting attention the trickster reached the punch bowl, and when she raised her hand up she let out her familiar call...
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" Trixie shouted as she took the top off the vodka bottle she had slipped into the party, "Is going to get this party going..." The bottle's top came off with a pop, it's contents quickly emptying into the punch bowl. Luckily, everyone was focused on Snips and Snails, and the music was too loud, so no one heard or saw Trixie spike the punch. Once her trick was planted Trixie ran off into the crowd, quickly finding Snips and Snails, who now had more dents in their head than a crash test dummy. Now, watching from a distance wasn't usually Trixie's thing, she normally liked to get away before anyone could see her, but this time, she thought it'd be interesting to see it unfold.
-15 Minutes since Spiked-
Some of the kids had started to drink the punch, most of them being able to hold their liquor. The other handful of students weren't that lucky however, and the diluted vodka in the punch managed to get them tipsy. With at least two of three tipsy students in any area of the gym at any given time, things were quickly descending into chaos. Some of the jocks were already trying to get some girls to come with them so they could have some "fun", but they were quickly denied and slapped for their efforts.
-30 Minutes since Spiked-
Half the students were tipsy or drunk, and a handful of them had left the gym already, either by choice, or by the teachers pulling them out by force. Trixie did notice that her two idiotic helpers had started to act strangely, but she wasn't worried, they were too stupid and weak to do anything to hurt her, no matter how drunk they got. Once her minions were calmed down Trixie looked back out to the crowd, seeing a certain rainbow haired jock losing her balance over time.
-45 Minutes since Spiked-
Half the school had been kicked out of the gym, including Snips and Snails, who had made their drunken move on Trixie, which didn't work out very well. They had tried to get her by force, forgetting that she was stronger than both of them combined, so they were quickly dropped to the ground and pulled out by Ms. Cheerilee. Twilight and her friends had started to leave, with Rainbow using Applejack's brother, Big Mac, for support since she couldn't hold herself up at the moment.
-1 Hour since Spiked-
The party was over. Too many students had gotten drunk, as well as Berry Punch, who had been here as a volunteer. Trixie was one of the only students who didn't get completely wasted, but she did take a few drinks herself, so she was a bit wobbly as she stumbled out in the crowd of kids who were being kicked out. When she saw a poster on the wall for the school sports teams Trixie remembered that Twilight and her friends had left, with one very drunk Rainbow Dash. She could only imagine the crazy things that drunk girl would get up to tonight.
"So why are we all going to Sweet Apple Acres?" Rarity asked as the farm came into view, her high heels started to dig into her skin, "We could have just stayed at the party"
"And left Ms. Drunk Ass over there to find and fuck some random guy?" Applejack said as she pointed to Rainbow, who was lazily hanging off Big Mac's arm, "I know she's stupid for drinking, but I ain't gonna let her ruin herself if I can help it" Rarity couldn't help but agree with that, especially when Rainbow was doing her best to get on Mac. Luckily, he was a tough customer to even talk with, so Rainbow trying to get him in the sack had about as much chance as a snowball in the sun. However, Mac didn't seem to mind her being all over him...
"Rainbow, could you stop doing that, it's uncomfortable for me," Mac asked as Rainbow tried to climb onto his shoulders, pressing her breasts against his face in the process. Even though she had the smallest ones out of the group, it was still unsettling for one of his sister's friends pushing them into his face. Mac wasn't stupid, he knew most guys would rather have his sister, or Fluttershy, doing something like that, but Rainbow's seemed to have a certain allure to them now. Almost as though they were some kind of forbidden fruits.
"Hey *hic* Mac, you like 'em?" Rainbow asked as she pushed herself into his face again before she slid down his side, grabbing him down south, "I'm sure this is the perfect size to fit between them..." With his mind a haze it was hard for Mac to push her off, but his down to earth values snapped him out of it.
"Sorry Rainbow, but you're too drunk for me to do anything about this right now without feelin' bad later," Mac said as he pulled her hand off of him, "You should just calm down, we'll be at the farm soon and then you can take a nap"
"Can I sleep with you?~" Rainbow asked, again pushing up against Mac, her thigh rubbing him gently. Thankfully for Mac they got to the farm, giving him an excuse to hand Rainbow off to his sister before he fully broke down and listened to his other head. Applejack pulled Rainbow off of Mac, and despite her angry shouts and flailing arms, she managed to get Rainbow into the house and into one of the bathtubs. After letting out a sigh of relief Mac started to make his way upstairs.
"Where are you goin?" Applejack asked as she saw him start up the stairs.
"I'm tired, I just need to lay down for a bit," Mac replied, a yawn complimenting his statement, "You guys can go crazy in the barn, you know me and Granny won't wake up no matter how loud you guys get"
"Okay, then g'night, see you in the morning," Applejack said as she headed back outside, where her friends, as well as Aplebloom's trio, were waiting. Mac sighed and shook his head, knowing they were going to have a lot of fun, but he really was tired. Carrying Rainbow while trying to deny her passes at him took a lot out of him, so right now, all he wanted to do was sleep. Once in his room Mac took off his shirt and pants, now wearing nothing but his boxers, when he heard the door creak open.
"Why, hello there~" Rainbow cooed as she looked at Mac's butt from the doorway, "Is it Christmas already? I wanna open that present..." Rainbow quickly charged Mac onto his bed, using the element of surprise so he wouldn't be able to fight back. Once they were on the bed Rainbow straddled him, her shirt quickly flying off.
"Rainbow, stop, what are you doing!" Mac said quickly, hoping that Rainbow was just trying to play a prank on him, "This isn't what you want!"
"But it is what I want..." Rainbow said, becoming depressed all of a sudden, "I've had a, uh... crush... on you since freshmen year..."
"No, this is just the drunk talking, you wouldn't have a crush on some farm boy," Mac said quickly, trying to logic his way out of this situation, "You're a sports star, why would you want a farmer?"
"Because..." Rainbow said as she stuttered off, "You're the nicest guy I know... I don't want some other guy to hurt me..." Without letting Mac reply Rainbow leaned in, giving him a gentle kiss on the lips, which made him shut up. The kiss didn't seem like it came from a jock that was drunk off her ass, it felt like a lover kissing the object of their affection. With Mac's resistance almost completely gone Rainbow stood up, pulling the rest of her clothes off before pulling down Mac's boxers. Mini Mac was ready to go, but before she could get a taste of it Mac had something important to ask.
"Where you ever really drunk?"
"Nope, I just pretended to be... for the most part at least"
That was the last thing Mac or Rainbow heard before they began, the rest of their night collapsing into ecstasy...
Meanwhile, outside the group was already having a party of their own, with Soarin making his move for Applejack, as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle watched on, their giggles filling the air. Scootaloo was busy talking with Fluttershy and Rarity, mostly about how awesome Rainbow Dash was, even when drunk. Not far away Twilight and Flash were sitting together, watching Pinkie as she hopped around madly, doing her best to turn the barn into a Halloween party room.
"So, even with what happened tonight, I had fun," Twilight said as she leaned against Flash, his arm going around her.
"How come?" Flash asked as he smiled, looking at Pinkie throwing streamers left and right.
"Because I was with you," Twilight said as she looked up, her cheeks bright red, "I love you Flash"
"Same here," Falsh said as he bent his head down, giving Twilight a kiss before Pinkie jumped over, pulling them into the barn so the party could continue where they left if off at the school.
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Chapter 4: 3 Reasons Why You Don't Sleep With Your Best Friend's Brother
Chapter 4: 3 Reasons Why You Don't Sleep With Your Best Friend's Brother
"Hey Big Mac, get your ass up, it's time to get ready for school!" Applejack shouted from the bathroom, Big Mac not being in there brushing his teeth when she woke up being a strange sight. Usually she had to kick him out of the bathroom so she could shower, but today he was no where to be seen, and she knew he wasn't downstairs already. While she was climbing into the shower Rainbow's eyes started to flitter open because of the sunlight coming in through the window.
"No... Five more minutes..." Rainbow groaned as she sun shone directly into her eyes, forcing her to get up. When she tried to move she realized something was holding her down, and upon closer inspection, she saw that it was someone's hairy arm...
Big Mac's hairy arm...
"Oh... shit..." Rainbow said as she tried to worm her way out, but her movements only managed to wake the sleeping giant of a man, right when her ass was in front of his face.
"Well, this is the first time the first thing I've ever smelled in the morning was kinda fishy," Big Mac said with a blush on his face, which was quickly replaced with a mischievous grin, "I should give it a lick, just to see if it tastes like it smells" With that being his only warning Big Mac stuffed his face right in, causing Rainbow to cry out in surprise, but it was soon changed into a cry of ecstasy. If Mac had only lost his V card last night, then he must be a natural...
"Big Mac, everything okay in there?" Applejack asked from the doorway before she turned the handle, "I'm coming in, just to see if you're okay"
"NO!" Big Mac shouted as fast as he could, but all he managed to do was scream into Rainbow, the vibrations making her moan involuntarily. Then he figured out what was about to happen. Rainbow was in the room with him, and he was currently eating her "taco" with all his might, but it was work day, meaning Applejack was going to want him up bright and early...
"RAINBOW?!" Applejack shouted as she flung the door wide open, her eyes widening at the sigh of her butt naked friend basically sitting on Big Mac's face.
1st reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:
Your best friend will willing kick your ass out of the house, not giving you your clothes back
"Can I at least have my shirt?!" Rainbow shouted as she was kicked out, Applejack's shoe leaving an actual mark on Rainbow's ass.
"NO!" Applejack shouted back, "IT'S STILL HANGING OFF MY BROTHER'S PENIS!"
"Then let me grab it myself!" Rainbow shouted back.
"YOU TOUCHED THAT THING ENOUGH LAST NIGHT, YOU DON'T NEED TO TOUCH IT ANYMORE!" Applejack screamed before she slammed the door shut, making her way upstairs so she could give him what was coming to him. What he had coming, was about a thousand punches and quite a lot of swearing. As Big Mac yelped from his bedroom Rainbow slowly started to make her way towards town, hoping that no one was going to drive by and try to pick her up. As she started walking she felt something run down her leg, something she could easily guess had come from Mac last night.
2nd reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:
You might run into other people you know before you get home
"Rainbow, what are you doing out here, and why are you naked?" Twilight asked, having just woken up after sleeping on a pile of hay all night, some of it in her hair.
"Um..." Rainbow said, the silence that followed being broken by another yelp from Mac. Their eyes met for a moment, and then Twilight understood. She may have only been in this world a little while, but if this Applejack was anything like the Applejack she knew, then Rainbow and Mac had done something they shouldn't have last night.
3rd reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:
That friend's new boyfriend might see you too
"Wow..." Flash said quietly from behind Twilight, his head barely hanging out of the barn, but he could see enough of Rainbow to be impressed, "I knew you were an athlete, but..." Flash didn't say anything more, but he did whistle suggestively, which earned him a strong smack from both Rainbow and Twilight, knocking him flat on his ass. Although, the last thing he saw was Rainbow's "oranges" bouncing slightly as she jumped forward at him.
"Fucking prick!" Rainbow shouted, just being completely pissed off, and not willing to put up with anyone's shit, "I hope he got a concussion.
"Woah, Rainbow, calm down..." Twilight said as she rubbed her hand, because Flash face had hit she more than she hit it, "I know you're pissed, but you should calm down a bit"
"Fuck that shit!" Rainbow screamed before she kicked Flash in the stomach. When he shrivelled up, groaning in pain, and so Rainbow took that as her cue to leave. Running off into the orchard, hoping that she could wait for Applejack to leave so she could get her clothes from the house. All Twilight could do right now was sit down next to Flash, waiting for him to become fully conscious again. In the meantime everyone else was starting to wake up, not paying very much attention to Flash mumbling on the ground.
"Small... but perky..." Flash mumbled, "How do they stay firm like that...?" Flash's unconscious comments had finally managed to make Twilight feel a little self-conscious, so she went to find a bucket of water to wake him up. While she was looking around behind the barn she saw Applejack hauling Rainbow's clothes out the back door, towards the fire pit they used to burn dead branches.
"Wow..." Twilight said quietly as she saw Applejack try, and thankfully, fail, to light the fire, "I didn't know she was that protective of her brother..." Now that Twilight was starting to question her friendship with Applejack she doubled her efforts to find a bucket before she saw some other freaky thing. Who knows if the jokes some of the kids say about the Apples are true...
"Aha!" Twilight said happily as she saw an old bucket, filled with what she hoped was just rain water, but honestly, she didn't care. Flash had made her self-conscious about her breasts, and he had whistled suggestively at Rainbow, so if there was something else, like urine, in this bucket, she wouldn't care. Picking up the bucket, with both hands because it was almost full, Twilight started to shuffle her way towards where Flash was laying, still mumbling to himself about Rainbow's boobs.
"Wake..." Twilight said as she used all her strength to tip the bucket over, "Up!" As the contents of the bucket poured out Flash shot straight up, banging his head on the edge of the bucket, knocking it from Twilight's hold. As the bucket fell down, Twilight went with it, the final scene looking like a prank gone wrong. Flash had a bucket on his head, and Twilight was laying up against his soaking wet chest, her hair clinging to him as it got wet as well.
"Wha...?" Flash mumbled as he tried to come back to his sense, pushing his arms out in front of him. When he found nothing he let them fall down, in the process wrapping them around Twilight's now wet body. Shivers ran up her spine as Flash pulled her in closer, his mouth getting right next to her ear.
"You did this didn't you?" Flash whispered into Twilight's ear, her small nod answering him, "Well, might as well get you wet too..." Flash quickly used his strength to overpower Twilight, pushing her down to the ground so that he was on top, all of the water she had poured onto him leaking out of his clothes onto her, making her squirm. Now she really hoped there wasn't any animal urine in that bucket...
"Asshole!" Twilight shouted as she pushed Flash off of him, knocking the wind out of him by hitting him just under his rib cage. As he tried to recover Twilight ran off, leaving Flash to lay on the ground in pained confusion. He didn't see what he did wrong. She poured water on him, so it was only fair she got wet too. Unless she misread his actions and thought he was going to...
"Ah..." Flash said quietly, pausing to see if any young kids were around, "Fuck"
"Smooth one metal head!" Mac shouted from his window, having only just recovered from Applejack's wrath, "You may want to make it up to her quick, or rumors are going to spread!" Despite Flash wanting to snap back at him for calling him a metal head, Big Mac had a really good point. Twilight was friends with Rarity, and somewhat friends with Sunset Shimmer. If either of them found out what happened here, without getting the full truth, Flash was a dead man...
...and he didn't want to die. He was still a virgin.
