A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
Use the chat menu to talk to me.
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mattman344 and rter4000 were at mattman's place, making a new car of some sort.
"golly man, this is going to be cool" says rter4000. "ya man we shuld run thiss into soemone u no." replied mattman.
"yeah, hold on mate i'm coding it some more." stated rter4000 "kk im gona talk 2 my gf in chat" mattman said.
But then, a guest titled "Guest 8543" joined mattman's place, looking to reign terror on all the peasants.
"<(o_o<) (>o_o)> KIRBY DANCE <(o_o<) (>o_o)>" yelled out the oddly grinning guest.
"oh come on.... atleast i'm done coding.... oh no" said rter4000 regretfully after he realized he said that in front a GUEST.
Who knows, maybe the guest will simply run off and... and.... not destroy everything since IT had building tools.
"Questions" the guest said.
"hey man ima back omg is that a guest? they only yell wtf" said mattman, surprised.
"yeah, we need to hide the car, QUICK" "nah bro watch this"
mattman jumped into the vehicle, and floored it.
"OMG THIS CAAAR ISS FAAAASSSTF!!" screamed mattman, as his blocky cheeks where flapping as the car reached 500 bricks per second.
The car hit the guest directly as the guest, still grinning yelled "Howdy partner!"
Guest 8543 was launched off the map, with the car, too.
"DUDE our car!!!" screamed rter4000 as his voice was cracking.
The guest and the car exploded, similar to a nuclear bomb.
"wooah dud that wuz awsome!!"
The nuclear explosion reversed, and nothing was there.
"that car.... took us 5 months....."
"did yu see that!!?"
"...bloody guests..."
"the exploshion wuz like... uh... backwardsed!"
rter4000 didn't care. His car was gone, and he felt awful because he spent so much time on it.
He then decided to walk back to ROBLOX talk on the forums.
It was a wonderful day in Equestria. For once, everyone in the town would leave Twilight alone so she can have the day to herself. She then decided to make Spike do her bidding because she felt like it.
"SPIIIKE!" yelled Twilight.
"What? I'm in the middle of doing the laundry... why do you have laundry?" Spike yelled back.
"I'll explain later! Stop what you're doing and go buy some groceries!" Twilight said as Spike walked into the room.
"Uh.. I need a list of what you need." Spike said.
"We don't have time for that! Just go get some groceries... or something..because we need food to watch the Young and the Restless!"
"That's an old people show, Twilight."
"Just go and get some food!"
"You're not you when you're hungry, Twilight." said Spike as he went out to get some food.
Twilight then sat down at her desk, apparently starving. She forgot to eat all day yesterday because she got caught up in studies.
Just then, an explosion could be heard. This caused Twilight to look out of her window, thinking it could be a mishap in a magic experiment. But the explosion looked huge.... huge enough to wipe out Ponyville in a second!
She had to warn everyone... but then the on the TV the Young and the Restless turned on. She forgot completely about the explosion since she apparently wanted to watch this old people show.
She didn't notice that the explosion reversed the moment she looked away.
The guest was confused to where he was. Sure, it was pretty much the same color scheme of his world but... it looked... smooth. Guest 8543 decided to go to the town in the distance to let them know that he was the boss and he knew everything. "GET OFF MAH LAWN!" Yelled the guest, scaring a few birds.
The guest then started to strut over to the somewhat-small-yet-huge-at-the-same-time-village-thingy.
Guest 8543 was thinking about destroying some of the houses, because he thought they where primitive to his own highness. But, no. He should have to do that, later.
The guest was wandering into the marketplace, where all the ponies sold their goods and other things. The guest was wanting an RPG. But the place was probably too primitive to have them.. he would have to rely on his hammer, then.
Wanting the people of the primitive town to know of his glorious existence, he decided to greet them in his glorious way of doing so.
"HOWDY PARTNER!" screamed the guest, immediately getting the attention of everypony.
"What is that thing?"
"Is it going to eat us?"
"It looks harmless."
"IT CAN TALK!?"
It was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
The guest couldn't understand them, so he had to give his glorious way of explaining how to speak to him, just like he had to in the place he was at an hour ago.
"Use the chat menu to talk to me."
FIVE MINUTES EARLIER
Rainbow Dash was taking a nap on a cloud, ironically nearby the guest.
"GET OFF MAH LAWN!" She heard an odd voice say. It sounded high pitched... yet old as a teenager at the same time.
But the sudden outburst from the stranger caused her to jump 50 feet in the air, quite literally.
She calmed down, but was angry at whoever screamed at her.
"Hey, watch it, bub! Or you got something.... coming.... to ya?" Rainbow said as her anger turned into curiosity, then to thought processing mode, to worry.
Apparently, the guest didn't hear her at all.
'What is that thing?'
'Will it hurt my friends?'
'I better follow it.' She thought as she hid in a cloud and started following Guest 8543.
In a couple of minutes the guest made it to the marketplace, yet nopony noticed him.
The guest stood there, causing Rainbow to sink deeper into the cloud.
She was keeping an eye on that.... what ever it was.
"HOWDY PARTNER!" The guest screamed, causing Rainbow Dash to jump.
Now everypony was staring at the block monster.
The ponies just looked at the guest.
The guest looked at the ponies.
It seemed like hours, but it was only mere seconds.
"Use the chat menu to talk me me." The guest said in the calmest voice in the history of Equestria.
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