A guest takes a visit to Equestria.

by topmaster8

You're not you when you're hungry.

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   It was eerily quiet.

But to break up all the tension of the atmosphere of the current situation, Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere.

"Hi! What are you, a block monster? A brickling? A ROBLOXian? Ooh! Ooh! I LOVE guessing games, but I can't find a good way to guess all that well. Hey, maybe you can help me? Because that would be great. Oh, yeah! I just realized you're new! That means we will have to throw you a 'welcome-to-ponyville-block-thingy' party! I hope I didn't offend you, because that's not nice! The readers probably are going to skip this whole thing, but I don't care! I know what happens when you die! Have you met my friends? Because friends are what you need in life so you're not lonely! I HAVE TONS of friends! I want to show you them ALL! Will you be my friend?"

There was a short, awkward silence.

The guest just stared at Pinkie, with his never-ending grin.

He breathed in,

as Rainbow Dash tackled him.

"EVERYPONY RUN! THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL US!" Rainbow yelled.

Then it just went insane. All the ponies in the marketplace where running around for no reason in absolute terror.

Several stands where knocked over or crushed because everypony was running for their lives. One minute later,

nopony was there at the marketplace. They where all home.

"I'm not going to let you hurt my friends!" Rainbow Dash yelled in the ROBLOXian's face.

"I don't like that." Guest 8543 said back. "Chill."

"I'm going to take you to Twilight and we'll find out what you are.... thing." Rainbow said as she tied the guest up and carried the now defenseless guest to Twilight's library.


"Hey, Twilight, I'm back!" said Spike, carrying a huge bag of groceries and whatnot in it.

"Get over here! You missed a good part!" Twilight yelled from where she was.

"I don't like that old people show, Twilight." Spike said, as he was walking to where Twilight was.

"Here, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry, Twi."

Twilight, as hungry as she was, downed the Snickers.

"Better?"

"Better. What am I doing watching THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS?" Twilight said, now back to her usual old self.

"I don't know, but there is somepony at the door." Spike said.

He was right. There was somepony knocking at the door.

"It's a library! You don't have to knock!" Twilight yelled.  Then the door burst open, as Rainbow Dash and an unidentified being crashed in.

"Ow..." Said Rainbow Dash in slight pain from the crash.

"LOLWUT?" yelled the guest, not feeling a thing.

"Uh, Rainbow? What have you brought in here?" Twilight said, confused because she never seen a creature like this. "I don't know, but I thought it was going to hurt everypony!"

In reality, it was going to hurt their homes.


Gilda was flying back to say she was sorry to Rainbow Dash because she wanted to be friends again, as uncool as it sounded.

Little did she know, she was in for a world of annoyance.


Twilight somehow managed to get her 5 closest friends together in less than a minute.

"Girls, we have a... whatever this thing is and we need to message to the Princess!" Twilight said.

"Of course, darling. It's choice of fashion is just HORRID!" Rarity added, dramatically.

Applejack walked up to the guest and said "This here has got some muscles, I tell ya what. Maybe Ah'll get it to work on the farm." Because she wanted a slave, secretly.

After Applejack spoke, Twilight finished speed-writing a letter to the Princess.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have wrote to you on a serious matter. There is a creature here that has apparently scared the townsfolk to hide in their homes, similar to what happened with Zecora. This creature is somehow made of blocks of some sort and we would like to know if you could help us find out what it is, because I believe it could be potentially dangerous. We would like to hear from you as soon as possible.

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle.

"Spike, send a letter to the Princess." "On it!"

Then Spike sent the letter with his flame.

"You should brush your teeth sometime, Spike. Heh." Rainbow Dash said.

"Shuddup, I brush my teeth everyday...."


Princess Celestia was sitting on her royal rump, bored out of her mind.

She had finished her work for today, and she still had some time for herself.

"I wish something exciting would happen." She said as a flying letter hit her in the face, catching her by surprise and caused her to fall over, confused.

She noticed the letter, and opened it.

"Blah blah blah creature? blah blah blah blah come over there as soon as possible? Okay."

Celestia started writing a letter of her own.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

My faithful student, I'll be there in a few. ;)

Your Mentor,

Princess Celestia


"-so I was like you wanna be my friend and Rainbow Dash was like-"

"Pinkie, in all honesty, be quiet." Spike said. "Okie dokie lokie!"

Twilight was busy studying the ROBLOXian, as the guest was studying the room.

This room was fit for his highness in all of society. It needed less, though.

Guest 8543 pulled out his hammer, and got rid of a lamp by touching it with his hammer.

Everypony just stared at him.Twilight was thinking to herself, What? Could this be another sentient, magical, being?!

"Whoah... how'd it do that?" Rainbow said.

"JUST WHERE did it get a HAMMER?!" Twilight said, voice raised just by a little.

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