A guest takes a visit to Equestria.

At the place where the scout from TF2 popped out, there was a whole pile of internet stuff and online game things piling up. There was the nyan cat, Spiderman, and a little more TF2 characters, and more. It looked like someone had a bunch of online merchandise and just threw it all in a pile forgetting what damage could be done to the stuff.

All of ponyville (except a certain ROBLOXian and 6 ponies) where gathered around the pile of internet stuff, movie stuff, TV stuff, and more.

"IMPLYING THAT OP ISN'T A FAGGOT." Says one fat neckbeard who apparently was in the pile of whatever-god-or-goddess-knows-what-is-in-it.

"No, this thread now belongs to spiderman!" Yells out another fat neckbeard in a spider man costume.

"Both of you be quiet. Can't you see? We're in Equestria!" YET ANOTHER fat neckbeard with brony clothes on him. "OH MY GOD, I NO LONGER NEED A TULPA! RAINBOW DASH HERE I COME!" He said as he tried to run and find the spectrum-maned pegasus, tripping over the first step. Maybe eating those twinkies wasn't a good idea after all.

The people of the town where confused as to what is happening.

Solid Snake got up from the pile. He was in an unknown world that was filled with ponies. Oh great, better get my box. He thought, pulling out his box out of nowhere and sped off. He was going to kill whoever did this to him. As he fled away, everything in the pile behind him was sucked back into the gloryho-rip in time and space.

The ponies were even more confused, but they soon forgot of all of what just happened as if some unknown being forced them too.

They all just stood there, confused. Then they parted and went on with their normal pony lives.

Guest 8543 was sitting in a chair in the usual ROBLOXian fashion, while Twilight Sparkle was trying to interrogate him.

"Do you know ANYTHING about the, uh, darleks?" Twilight asked for the 5th time, getting nowhere.

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MEELK!" Guest 8543 said. This purple pony was starting to contaminate his swag, so he let her know what was going on.

"I GOTZ TA MOVES LIKE JAGGER!"

"Ugh, Twi, can you just drop it? You're getting nowhere!" Rainbow Dash said, accompanied by the hmmhmm's and uh huh's from the rest of the mares. Twilight was pouting.

"But, I neeeed to know!" Twilight said.

"See, Twilight? You're using italics! Isn't it fun?" Pinkie Pie said.

"Pinkie, that doesn't even make any sense!" The purple protege said. Pinkie Pie just looked at her, smiling broadly. Twilight just shook it off, passing it off at just Pinkie.

"Well, don't mind if ah say, but I reeeaaally gots 'ta get back on the farm, seeya gals!" Applejack said, walking out the door.

"I really have to work on some dresses, darling. Sorry." Rarity said as she left too. All of Twilight's friends where leaving one by one, sharing their reasons as to why they where exiting the presence of her.

Finally, Twilight was all alone (except for Spike, who she ordered to do her bidding again) with the guest.

"Questions." Guest 8543 calmly said.

"Ok, final time I'm going to ask this. What are the DARLEKS?!" Twilight said, with obvious aggravation.

The guest then stared at her, spoke in a voice that he didn't have.

"You got mail!" The guest said before slowly puking up a Wikipedia page on the daleks.

Twilight was just confused. What did the guest just do? What was that weird paper on the floor? Disgusted just a little bit, Twilight reluctantly picked it up with her magic.

"It's a... page about the daleks?" Twilight said, finally getting their name right.

She then walked into her room to read the page.

Guest 8543 then pulled out his hammer and deleted some stuff, like chairs and other furnishings. This was a bad day for him, and it made guest do something useful. He was insulted by the daleks. He is superior. Not them. He then put some actually nice looking models he got from the market after deleting some girl's arm. The guest remembered, with his already bad reading skills that it was something about diddles and shots.

There was some newer, better chairs, a couple of couches, 2 lamps, a TV, and a new bookshelf.

Guest 8543 then sat down in the couch in his usual ROBLOXian way.

Twilight ate the page before reading it.

Guest 8543 decided to go get some confections for his own highness to make him feel better about himself. Surprisingly, the guest had SOME feelings but they where hard (or easy) to provoke. But now he was in a bad mood so he had to tell Twilight that he was going to the one gingerbread place he'd like to destroy.

He then puked out a note on Twilight's desk.

"gooin to sucar coob place dat i wuod liik 2 desroy -guest" the note read in the best handwriting ever, but some of the worst spelling.

The guest then stood there for 5 minutes, not noticing a cardboard box creeping up behind him.

The guest turned around, and the cardboard box wasn't there! The guest is superior, ALWAYS, he can never be snuck up on!

Never!

Guest 8543 didn't notice as the cardboard box was suddenly on the ceiling. Getting bored, he actually finally left to wander on his own. What could go wrong?

The guest was making his way down the dirt path, being greeted by some ponies he walked by. He didn't pay any attention to them. He was going to get some food to bring up his health meter. He finally got there, and he went up to the counter.

"Hi!" Pinkie said as she popped out from inside the counter.

The guest, however, was unfazed.

"What would you like?" Pinkie said, before having a staring contest with the guest for about a minute. Then she blinked.

"Oh, no fair! Stop being such a silly filly!" Pinkie said, giggling.

She could hear the guest's blocky stomach grumble.

"Ooh, you're hungry! Well, you're one of Twilight's friends, so why not have something for free?" She said, waiting for the guest to make a choice.

"I liek chocolate meelk." The guest said.

Pinkie Pie then got a glass of chocolate milk out of nowhere, and watched as the guest then ate it whole.

"MOAR!" The guest said. This liquid fit his glory.

After, like, 70 glasses the guest was content.

"Goodbye." Guest 8543 said.

Pinkie just stood there in wonder.