A guest takes a visit to Equestria.

  Everyone was in Twilight's home, partying hard. No one even noticed that the guest left. It might have been the fact that Pinkie was serving 140 proof vodka, or that everyone was too deep in partying. Either way, the guest was going to end up back where he started one way or another.

"Ugh... what happened?" Said Twilight the following day when she woke up. She drank too much.

The rest of her friends where lying in a puddle of puke and vodka, asleep.

Twilight then looked around. There is something I'm forgetting, but what? she thought.

Oh.

Oh no.

Not again.

Please, no.

Twilight then frantically ran around her now-trashed home thanks to Pinkie's insanity. She searched everywhere, but Guest 8543 was no where to be found! Twilight slumped down in her laundry room next to a washing machine. She could have brought an entirely new species of people into Equestria.

Bucking alcohol.

Pinkie woke up, her vision was blurry and wavy. "Oooooo... I've had too many funny drinks!" She said.

Then a figure was suddenly over her vulnerable self. When her vision got better, she could make out a hairless ape.

"Ooh! What are you? Can I throw a party for y-" She was interrupted by a smack to the face.

Pinkie, however, was unfazed. She looked at the figure with a smile.

"Did I ever tell you the definition.. of insanity?" the figure said.

Right when Pinkie Pie was about to say something, the figure disappeared. What was that? Pinkie thought. It sorta looked like the cool doctor person!

Pinkie then pulled her party cannon out of her ass and shot it everywhere, to clean up the mess. The noise woke up her friends.

"Oh, hey guys! I'm cleaning up the place after you all puked all over it! I didn't think you would drink ALL of the bottles of 140 prof. vodka, but, whatever!" Pinkie said.

Rarity was the first to get off of the ground. "Let us never speak of this again."

The guest didn't make it that far, but he got maybe 30 feet away from Twilight's library before crashing into some blue box. The guest was tired to he went into AFK mode for a few hours. Right when Guest 8543 woke up from AFK mode, Twilight and her friends found the guest, relieved.

"Oh goodness gracious, are you alright?" Fluttershy asked the guest.

"CANDLES" The guest yelled. From what everyone could have seen, the guest was fine. Though, what was it riding in?

"What sorta ponyless carriage is that?" Rainbow asked.

"I don't know, but if I figured out how it would work, maybe I can get some money?" Twilight said.

Everyone nodded in agreement. They where all hungry. Just then, they saw some weird flying things hovering above them.

"Uh, fellas? What in tarnation are those up there?" Applejack said causing everyone to look up to see what she was talking about.

"EXTERMINATE THE INFERIOR BEEEEIINGS!" They could hear one of the objects say. Then the odd objects started to fly towards them. Now that the object where closer, everyone could see what they looked like. The where goldish, and they looked like trash cans with spheres on their lower body. They could see what looked like a toilet plunger as an arm, along with what also looked like one of those egg scrambling things your mother used to use when she was making breakfast for you in 3rd grade. For the top it looked like an upside down bowl, and someone put lights in plastic cups and put on a flashlight for the eyes.

"EXTERMINATE!" the objects all said.

The guest then looked at the objects. "DALEKS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES!" one of the objects said. Then the guest suddenly had a creepy looking angry face. No one was superior to Guest 8543.

This made him mad. Very, VERY, mad. SO MAD, that the guest then learned a new word.

Fluttershy cowered in fear.

"EXTERMINATE!" said one of the daleks as it shot Guest 8543 in the chest, but the guest wasn't harmed in any way.

"EXTERMINATE!" The guest said, taking his hammer out and deleting the dalek form existence forever, causing the daleks to back up.

"RETREAT! RETREAT!" one of the daleks said, falling back into the sky. The other daleks followed.

The mane 6, along with the now normal guest watched as the daleks retreated.

"Uh, what the hay just happened?" Rainbow dash asked in confusion. The guest then turned to her.

"Delete." the guest said calmly.

No one was superior to the guest. No. Fucking. One.

The doctor was running back to his TARDIS to check and see if it had regained power after the running-into-a-black-hole-and-going-into-a-world-of-magical-ponies ordeal. When he got to his time traveling police box, he had no luck.Who the heck just crashed their jeep into my SHIP? He thought. He then shrugged it off and then walked into his timey-wimey time travely ship. It was still powered down. Darn.

"Why do I always have to run into trouble every stinking time I am about to go some where not wanting it?" The doctor said to no one in particular.

"Maybe because you are destined to be getting into trouble wherever you go? You could also be fiction, but nah. Can I look at your hands?" The doctor heard behind him. This caused him to jump, and he quickly turned around to face the being who was speaking. That mint green unicorn from earlier followed him into his time machine.  Oh, can't everyone's 13 century year old time traveler just get some peace for once? "Nice place! Is this your magical spaceship or something?" Lyra asked.

"Uh, er- hey! You should know better than to waltz into some alien's home uninvited!" The doctor said.

"Yeah, yeah. Is this a spaceship?" Lyra asked.

"Yes, it is. I can go anywhere I want." This caused Lyra's eyes to sparkle in amazement.

"Oh cool! Hey, why is this place bigger in the inside?" Lyra asked.

"I can't tell you that; it's a secret." The doctor said. Lyra pouted.

"So, why aren't you leaving?" Lyra said.

"My ship is grounded because I ran into a black hole, causing me to probably go into some alternate universe on a planet ruled by ponies, and get stuck." The doctor said.

"I don't understand half of what you just said, but it must suck." Lyra said.

"Yes, it does. Right when I found Amy and Rory-" the doctor said, being interrupted by Lyra.

"Who're they?"

"Friends."

"Aw, so you're lonely?" Lyra asked. The doctor knew where this was going. "Can I tag along?" Lyra said.

"Oh, fine. You can tag along." The doctor said.

"You sound like this has happened before, doctor." Lyra said.

"Yes, and how do you know my name?" The doctor asked.

"You told, like, over half of the townspeople."

Oh.

"Oh." The doctor said.

Somewhere, nearby, there was a rip in the fabric of time and space. Some teenage ponies where nearby and saw the rip, it looked like a hole in the wall.

"Hey brah! Check it out! GLORYHOLE!" the short one of the three teens said, pointing to it.

"Hue hue hue, yeah, dude. Stick your dick in it!" The one in the middle said.

The tallest one of the bunch looked amused. "Yeah man, go for it!" he said, giggling like a little girl.

The short one ran up to it and did exactly as the one in the middle said. "Hey, this feels weird." He said before being sucked into it and disappearing. "Whoah. Dude, he just disappeared!" the middle one said.

"Let's like, get out of here!" The tall one said as they both ran away, terrified.

The hole then started to make gurgling noises, and then it spewed out a cartoonish looking human. He was knocked out. The human had red themed clothing on, and he had a bat in his hands that had a small dent in it.

Le scout.