Sugar, We're Going Down

Donna had woken up after twenty more minutes, her orange eyes fluttering cutely. I chuckled as she stretched and yawned like a baby would, extending her arms and bending her wrists as her mouth popped, which made her groan in pain.

“Sleep well?” I asked with a smile on my face, which she returned when her eyes settled on mine.

“What do you think?” She asked flirtatiously, leaning in to smooch me but I held a finger between our lips.

“I’m not spoiling you. Plus, you’re kind of on my wing.” I rose my eyebrow as she chuckled, holding a hand to her mouth as she moved her legs to get up an-

“SHIT!” Donna swore loudly as she stopped moving, hissing in pain. I grew worried, but snickered when I remembered how well I...laid the foundation, so to speak. Donna glared at me with narrowed eyes, making me snicker harder. “It’s not funny!” She exclaimed while shoving my side, succeeding in tossing me from the bed.

I fell down completely encompassed in the pure white sheets, my outstretched wing bending awkwardly under her side. I let out a whimper of pain as I hastily reached over the side of the bed and grabbed something squishy, hearing Donna gasp as I pulled it towards me.

My vision was filled with falling cow ass.

I groaned as her butt thudded into my face, bouncing off after slamming my head against the metal flooring. Donna yelled in pain as she landed on her sore ass, which made me chuckle through the stars I was seeing as of late.

“You...are really starting to rub me the wrong way.” I announced with a smile on my face, picking myself up slowly and looking at her. Donna was rubbing her sore ass with both hands, breasts just a floppin’ in the wind. Hmmm, her areolas are surprisingly small and pink. Why did I not notice this earlier?

“Don’t, talk about rubbing.” Donna retorted sorely, making me snicker as I stood up. Now that I was standing up, I helped Donna to her hooves and wrapped her arm around my neck. She quickly took to using me as a crutch, leaning almost all of her body weight into my right side. It’s a wonder how I didn’t wake up sore given how she’s so heavy!

“Ah, you and your dirty mind. Now let’s get you dressed.” I eased her onto the bed, a little hissing leaving her mouth as her bare and luscious rump made contact with the mattress. I’m guessing she must be in a moderate amount of discomfort, for she parted her legs ever so slightly in order to...what, make it easier to sit?

I don’t know, and I’m not going to ask.

Leaving her there, I expertly remembered how she undressed herself before we began having...relations with each other last night. I quickly found her shorts by the foot of the bed, picking up the tight-fitting undergarments with my left hand. I then handed them to her, but instructed against putting them on herself. She raised an eyebrow at me.

“You’re just going to take forever, what with your constant bellyachin.” I clarified while raising my head a little at her, which made Donna snort dismissively. I rolled my eyes and quickly spotted her sports bra on the bed, grabbing it with the same hand then giving it to her the same way.

Like an idiot, I proceeded to look for my own clothes, forgetting about the information I got from Donna. I sighed and put on a face of disappointment, pulling my lips back and grumbling to myself. These grumbles contained horrid hexes and curses that were aimed towards a certain horny dog that was probably spraying all over my garments.

Gross.

I turned back to Donna, who didn’t listen to me and was trying to put on her shorts. She has slipped her sports bra/shirt already, and was hissing through her teeth as she tried sliding her shorts up her voluptuous legs. The guy side in me pictured her hissing as...well...you can guess.

Shaking my head of such perverse thoughts, mumbling that “I’ve got it bad.”; I walked over to Donna and knelt down, instantly putting my face at her stomach level. She jumped back as my face suddenly entered her field of vision, making me snicker a little.

“Easy there, don’t want you pulling something.” I quipped, which earned me a soft slap the side of my head. I grimaced at the annoyance of the feeling and not the pain, placing both of my hands on top of hers. She blushed, making me roll my eyes. “Jesus, I’ve already rutted you raw girl! The hell are you so embarrassed about?” I asked exasperatedly, making the cow turn her head away from me as her blush deepened.

“You...You didn’t...Um...Undress me last night. I took of m-my clothes by myself. It’s a little embarrassing.” She mumbled high enough for me to hear, making me snicker again as I took the edges of her shorts between two of my fingers on each hand. I leaned my head back so that I wasn’t staring at her snatch. I used my snout to come around the opposite side of her head and turn it so that we were staring eye to eye, seeing as how my hands are tied up at the moment.

“Put your mouth on my shoulder and stand up.” I ordered her, watching as she raised an eyebrow at my choice of words.

“Why would I do that?” Her voice was laced with apprehension and doubt. I rolled my eyes and stood her up the old fashioned way...

With a rub to her...button.

I’ve never seen something so large move so fast in my life, save myself. Donna had nearly uppercutted me with the crown of her head and her fucking horns! I yipped and so did she, our positions now standing. She was glaring a whole armory at me!

“Why the fuck did you do that!?” She yelled at me, steam billowing from her bovine-like nose as she gnashed her teeth.

“To get you to stand without anymore delay.” I replied simply, planting a kiss on her lips for good measure. Her glare softened but remained as I broke off the kiss.

“You think you know all about me, don’t you?” She asked with an air of challenge. I scoffed, and squatted so that I was looking at her snatch.

*Drip.*

“Eeyup. I think I know all~~ about you by now.” I laughed as she tightened her legs together, hissing in pain as she did so. I stood back up and yawned away from her face, stretching my arms out while simultaneously cracking my back. After that I placed my hands on her shorts and leaned the top half of my body-my right shoulder mostly-towards her mouth.

“Use my shoulder like you did the pillow last night.” I said wryly, making Donna cough as she finally understood what I was hinting at. She obviously knew this was going to hurt really bad.

“On three,” I explained, watching her face as it became scared, but she nodded her consent. “One...Two-” I hiked them up without going to three, taking her by surprise and sliding them up quickly. I nearly cried out in pain over how hard her teeth slammed down on my shoulder. She kept applying pressure even though the shorts were on, the discomfort only increasing.

I then realized that pain was not the thing I was feeling, it was just discomfort. This feeling of discomfort soon became annoyance, making me roll my eyes and gently ease her mouth off of me with two fingers. The other hand went to work on zipping up her shorts and clasping her main button. Once done, I placed her arm over my shoulder and sighed.

“That fuckinghurt~~!” Donna whined next to me as I lead her to the bedside table, picking up her ovoid glasses and placing them on her face with a little bit of trouble from having to do it with one hand. She nodded her thanks as I placed two fingers against my left eye.

“Siri, unlock the crew quarters and hallway. Captain’s Override is now on standby until further notice.”

“Acknowledged.” Thankfully that was Siri’s voice and not...Argh, damn it!

“So...am I just gonna have to tough this out!?” Donna asked worriedly as I jerked my head in the direction of the door while keeping eye contact. She got the hint and pouted, making me chuckle.

“We’ll take things slow so that you’re not being caused that much pain, okay?” I assured her as Donna looked at me with a face of disbelief.

“Just like you said we’ll start on three?” She asked accusingly, making me turn my head up to face the ceiling and whistle to myself. I heard her sigh in irritation before releasing her hold from my shoulder and push me forward.

“The hell are you doing? You wanna walk by yourself?” I asked as she nodded quickly. “Whatever, it’s your legs.” I remarked dryly as I headed to the door and waited for her there. Donna looked at me in unsurety for a second, trying to weigh her decision; but then a determined look came across her features, making me raise an eyebrow at teh lulz that were getting ready to happen.

“Whatever right back to you! I don’t need your help getting to the door!” Donna remarked highly, placing her hand on her chest much like the Great and Powerful Trixie would. I then proceeded to lose my shit as Donna took a fraction of a step forward and quit. “Silas, stop laughing at me!” She yelled angrily, making me stop laughing and look at her seriously.

Her face was serious as well.

“Oh wait you’re serious, let me laugh harder...BAHAHAHA!!!” I laughed harder than what I did earlier, hearing Donna snarl at me as I wiped my eyes with a hand. Her gait was off-balance, giving the slight appearance of her being bone-legged. It was almost as if she was a penguin, a penguin that was hurting from the waist down after a long night of...well...you get the picture.

Even though it took her a full five minutes just to reach the door, which was no less than fifteen feet away from her earlier position, she had managed to do so on her own. She still hissed in pain as she stopped next to me, looking me down with a smug look on her face. I snorted in mild annoyance at her look, but it quickly passed as she stumbled into me with an ‘oof’’.

I held an arm out and caught her expertly, laying Donna across it before standing her back up with the same arm. She muttered something as I took her arm without permission and slung it around my shoulder.

“Who’re you showing off for, hmm?” I asked smugly, making her snort and turn her head away from me. “I’m helping you and that’s that, am I understood?” I jostled her mane playfully with my other hand, hearing her mutter something else.

“Close enough.” I said with a shrug, turning our bodies around and heading through the door without cleaning the room.

Donna had opted to take a bath, so I dropped her off at the bathroom on my way back up to the bridge. I still don’t know how I feel about her, but I can tell that it’s a little more than just friends if we bumped uglies.

Never did like that terminology. Anyskank, I opened the door to the command bridge and quickly turned left, walking right up to my chair. No one was in it, surprisingly, so I opted to sit down. Needless to say, the seat was cold against my bare ass, but it wasn’t too bad.

Before I could do anything else two paws wrapped themselves around my eyes, making me snort at who was doing it.

“Just who I was looking for.” I began with a frown on my face. My clothes better be with you so help me God! “Where did you put my clothes?”

“Who can say?” I heard Diamond respond with a giddy tone. I rolled my eyes underneath her paws, making her giggle as the motion apparently tickled her. “All I know is that I have something you want...” She trailed off as I felt my chair turn around quickly, making me come face to face with a lidded-eyed Diamond. “...And you have something that I want.” She finished sinisterly as she dragged her tongue up my snout.

I turned the chair around, making Diamond face the place where the door to get on opens.

....Oh yeah, it’s about to happen.

“Siri, I’m feeling kind of toasty in here. Could you open the door for me?” I asked innocently, DIamond none the wiser to my plot as the door opened.

Now I may not have mentioned this because it seemed trivial, but all the sick ponies and were strapped into their seats with seatbelts. That being said, the only one’s not wearing a seatbelt were Diamond and what looked like Wergal and Ace near the front.

*Pssh..* The door hissed as it opened and then...*WOOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!!!*

“AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” Diamond’s voice trailed off as she was sucked through the door forcefully, beginning what was sure to be a long plummet down to the ground. I sighed and turned my seat around to face the door that was currently open, pushing myself from its confines and allowing the wind to carry me out of Judgement as I was pulled from my chair.

I did not scream and I did not get scared as the wind whipped me in the face, doing a semi-good job of blocking Diamond’s screams as she fell through the dawning sky.

You know, there’s a certain beauty in watching others plummet to their doom while screaming. All around me were white clouds, bathed and filtering the beautiful orange of the sun that was slowly cresting the horizon. As I fell, I began to make out what appeared to be a flailing pelican that was constantly squawking.

Oh nevermind...It’s Diamond.

Seeing that she was way ahead of me, I quickly shut my limbs close to my body, making my width as small as possible. I felt myself speed up as I dove towards Diamond’s screaming and flailing form.

It took some time, but I eventually caught up to the flailing dog. I’ve never looked at her before, but damn is she hot! A soft face, beautiful blue eyes, slender but muscular legs with inverted knees like mine and Donna’s. Huh, maybe if she’d stop being such a damn horny bastard, I’d probably have no qualms in tappin dat-

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DRAGONNNNNNNNN!!!” Diamond yelled louder as I was slapped with a burly footpaw, sending my vision into space. I shook the stars from my eyes, seeing the ground coming up to meet us. I cursed and redoubled my efforts to catch the clearly panicking female, who even mistook me for some type of dangerous dragon that wanted nothing more than to eat her mid-flight.

This meant that she was going to fight me off the entire time, making what was supposed to be a harmless prank a mission of survival. I narrowed my eyes and took up my arrow-shape again, barreling towards Diamond as she continued flailing her limbs.

My eyes captured something I wish they hadn’t as we left a patch of clouds, making my breath catch in my throat and my eyes widen. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!

When I got close enough to Diamond, I raised my right hand slightly and backhanded the bitch, snapping her out of the little panic attack she was having. She was still freaking out, but she had calmed down a little bit.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?” She yelled at me with tears in her eyes. I honestly felt like dying at that point, seeing the sheer amount of fear on her face; fear that I had caused because I thought I was clever.

Again; why am I such a fuck-up!?

“Spread your arms and legs out, quick!” I instructed her forcefully, feeling some splashes of water hit me in the face. I looked behind the female again and nearly shit myself! I snapped my head back to Diamond and grabbed her by the fur on her chest, pulling her up against me as I wrapped my other arm around her back.

Spreading out my left wing and flapping it as hard as I could, our bodies were soon rotated so that I couldn’t see the vast expanse of trees and water anymore. I had already given thought to just flying us out of here, but I don’t know how to fly for long periods. The air had also gotten muggy and warm, almost bringing a sweat to my face even though we were free-falling some thousand feet in the air.

“HOLY SHI-” I covered Diamond’s mouth with my hand, shaking my head back and forth. I knew now that there wasn't much time until we go splat.

“Diamond, calm down. I just want you to know, that I was thinking about plowing you until you couldn’t walk as I jumped out of Judgement to grab you. If we survive,” I saw her wince at my poor word choice but fuck pulling punches now! “Then on my life I swear to you, I will fucking ruin your vagina. Then again, that’s if we survive.” Diamond nodded and snuggled in against my chest as I snapped my wing shut.

There’s no way in hell we’re surviving th-

*CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-SNAP-CRACK-SNAP-CRACK...*

Many more noises like these came, my back breaking every branch as I smashed through the canopy’s vines and limbs. Pain erupted from my wings as the left one became snagged between a vine and a branch, completely twisting the extremity around as it made me flip in mid-air. I heard a disgusting crack as Diamond and I stopped our impromptu barrel-rolling session, continuing our plummet down.

Diamond was screaming her ass off as she momentarily saw what the big finale was going to be from her position against my chest.

“THERE’S A-”

*SPLOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Her words were lost as the sting from the force of my body hitting water knocked me unconscious.