A human, along with his entire house, is transported to Equestria. Once there, he forms a plan of action. Instead of actually doing something, he'll just go around raping ponies.

This is my first story, so don't be surprised if it's not that good. I will be updating this occasionally.
Yes, I know the idea is not at all original. Please be constructive, and feel free to suggest anything.

Please, dear god, don't take this seriously.

EDIT: I'll keep making chapters. I really don't care if people downvote this.